Oh, another from the orient! You'll find many of your fellows here. One moment...

[Yup, he went on hold while he looked up something. He's getting faster. Ten seconds later...]

A "straight tree", eh? May you not be so easily uprooted.

Goodness, I wasn't going to sell you anything. Who could be that mercenary? As it happens there are varieties that zip from the back. Trickier, but until we find creative tailors--one whom I happen to know--it'll have to serve. Are you still near The Bay?

[Walking out near the end of a blizzard to deliver a weird shirt to a weird neck-horn person? Sure why not.]