You shake my hand, You break up the band [Anon Text]

[corruptedsave]

[EMERALD ISN'T THE ONLY ONE TO MAKE ANON POSTS, FOLKS.

That and Chara feels like being a huge shit without their name attached.]

Greetings, you new lot of moronic wastes of spaces! And they rest of you too. For those who have just arrived I have some advice for you;

Stop asking after people you know, they're not here and if they were here? They probably want nothing to do with you, because no body loves you and you should go die. Which isn't permanent here! Go test it out!

[An annoying animated emoji is attached here, it is of the smiling kind picked to because it's just that annoying.]

For everybody else... Just burn Everglade to the ground. It's full of the most stupid of us all, so it's not like it'd be a big loss. In fact it'd probably be a net win!

Comments

[generalgrievous]

This is very unhelpful. New arrivals are not to know who or what is here. Do not encourage reckless behaviour.

And threats to any district or city will not be tolerated.

[anon text]

[corruptedsave]

Hey Tin Man, I think it's pretty useful because it tells people to not waste their time asking for things that don't exist. And if anyone does something because of an anon post?

Then they're dumber than you look.

[Video forever, not anon]

[generalgrievous]

Not every arrival will see your message.

What are you hiding like a coward for, just to make rude remarks?

[always text, always anon]

[corruptedsave]

I can always make a new one.

And I am using a function of the device to make a statement. And doing a better job of it than you did during your campaign.

[generalgrievous]

.... Who are you?

[aurabble]

Lol u mad?

[anon text]

[corruptedsave]

R u mad brah?

Cause I'm just bored.

[anon text]

[aurabble]

wow lol u could cut a diamond with that edge

[anon text]

[corruptedsave]

[Instead of wasting their time arguing?

Just going to send an ASCII picture of a penis, because they are the most mature.]

[Video]

[randallboggs]

I'd been considering moving to Everglade... What's so wrong with it?

[Hey, Chara. Have a monster.]

[anon text]

[corruptedsave]

[His a neat looking one! Chara might actually be nice and not as troll-y to a monster.]

The folks in charge of it are a bunch of pants on head morons.

[randallboggs]

So you think it should just be destroyed?

[anon text]

[corruptedsave]

Well that and it's one of the reasons why we can't leave.

[Chara, Chara don't lie. They don't know all the facts, so stop saying shit.]

anon text;

[soulsforsale]

Thanks for the advice should I ever really care about it.

anon text;

[corruptedsave]

You could have just not wasted your time typing that reply if this advice doesn't apply to you.

anon text;

[soulsforsale]

I think you wasted your time typing this whole post out.

We all have way too much time on our hands at the end of the day, so we can type whatever we want.

anon text;

[corruptedsave]

Hey now, I could have dictated it.

And at least your response, while being kinda "I don't care"-y is better than some other morons replies.

[ text ]

[aceparagon]

Why do you have such a problem with Everglade?

anon text

[corruptedsave]

I have a problem with idiots, and Everglade is being run by them.

[ text ]

[aceparagon]

Why do you think it's being run by idiots?

anon text

[corruptedsave]

Well there is the fact that the Guardian has multiple conflicts of interest within their own staff. Like a Deputy who is also a Defense Lawyer within Everglade, or that the current Mayor is also a former Deputy of hers.

Oh and there is that protection racket that's being run in the city too.

[Anon Text]

[robodorable]

Your word choice implies some pretty severe traumas have happened to you, leading to highly misanthropic behavior designed to push others away to let you feel an empty semblance of happiness.

In other words: Please get some therapy before you start stabbing people in the streets or something, or at least consider a healthier outlet. For reference, petty crime would be a healthier outlet, though obviously not recommended for practical reasons.

[It's only polite to respond to anonymous messages anonymously, right?]

[Anon Text]

[corruptedsave]

And here comes the best kind of idiot.

The one that thinks it's smart, and is a people. Go play in traffic.

Re: [Anon Text]

[robodorable]

Funny. I could respond with exactly the same.

Your misanthropy comes with the traditional side of a superiority complex. I wonder what might be the moment that crushes that.

I'd suggest fixing yourself before that day comes. It's usually very, very unpleasant.

[Anon Text]

[corruptedsave]

Beep boop I am just going to keep repeating the same stupid bullshit instead of actually giving a reply because my brain is incapable of doing any higher functions.

^ That is you. So if you have nothing to say that isn't whatever bullshit you're selling, go away.