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[obscenilicious]

[Yes, he did just get here, and yes, he is bored.

Thankfully, the message is a short one!]

Attention Genessians, this is an important announcement.

Are you listening?

Good.

... You are now blinking and breathing manually.

You're welcome.

Don't forget to breathe.

Comments

[Video]

[nojusticeonlyme]

[He doesn’t say a word. He doesn’t need to. Death just stares straight into the camera, arms crossed, and very definitely not breathing, blinking, or even metabolizing anything.

Sass apparently needs no actual facial features to be expressed.]

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Yes, because I was directly addressing you.

The skeleton.

( video )

[didthemath]

(He's laughing as the feed initializes...mostly because Khadgar finds amusement wherever he can after, you know, fighting demons for most of his life.)

Oh, that's clever!

(A pause.)

Possibly too clever.

Re: ( video )

[obscenilicious]

That would be impossible, I can assure you.

Not for me.

[Video]

[aurabble]

Is there something wrong with us if it didn't work?

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Just terminal brain cancer, but only if it didn't work.

I'm sure that was just a hypothetical question?

Re: [Video]

[aurabble]

...Of course it was hypothetical! Why would it be thetical?

But you're just messing around, right?

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Of course not, brain cancer is deathly serious, I'd never dream of joking about it.

[Except when he does. Which is a lot.

He does it a lot]

[Video]

[aurabble]

But you just made a--

Oh no. I think I might have it. What should I do?!

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

Oh you poor boy.

I'm afraid if it's reached the point where the breathing trick no longer has an effect, you're too far gone.

Probably only have a few months left, what a tragedy.

Re: [Video]

[aurabble]

[He pales.] Are you a doctor? I should see a doctor! Sure we come back from the dead and everything but I don't want to waiiiit a second.

Why are you doing this?

[Reaction]

[youfool]

[What was important about that? How dare he saddle the conscious with burdens it wasn't meant for! Damn villains. He'll vanquish you all!]

[Video]

[k2so]

No, I am not.,

[But he would be grinning if he could.]

Re: [Video]

[obscenilicious]

[This just promptly appears on the screen]



I'll mail it.

I laughed so much

[k2so]

You know, I don't think I ever won anything in my life. So I'm going to treasure this certificate forever, thank you.

Do YOU need to breath? I could never figure out what species you are.

[Video]

[liorafae]

But...what's the point of that announcement?

[video]

[shatterhearting]

Absurd.

[What is the point of a message like this? To rattle those easily suggested? Fran had rolled her eyes when she heard it, now THOROUGHLY convinced these devices were better left behind and forgotten.]

video

[crapton_of_luck]

[You're getting the same look from the icon.]

Really?

[Balance he can deal with, but not this guy.]

video;

[hopeschild]

Wow, to think I've been not doing these things for years.

I wonder how I've been living this whole time.

[Sarcasm, he has it in spades.]