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genessia2018-02-25 06:54 pm
reachnotflexibility) wrote in genessia2018-02-25 06:54 pm
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Get a Pokemon, they said. It'll be fun, they said [Video | OTA]
[The camera is set up to show Garrus in his hardly-ever seen apartment, looking at his new Slowpoke sitting next to him, a glazed look on its face as it just stares ahead blankly, completely unaware of everything going on around him.
”Oh, he don’t look like much, but don’t let his name fool you. This here is one of the best we have to offer! You get a slowpoke, you’ll be the envy of the town.”]
Hey.
[He stares at for a full two minutes before the Slowpoke blinks slowly and turns his head one inch at a time to look at him.]
“Sloooooooooow.”
[He stares at it a moment longer before looking into the camera like he’s on The Office. He opens his mouth to say something before closing it and hanging his head. This is is life now.]
”Oh, he don’t look like much, but don’t let his name fool you. This here is one of the best we have to offer! You get a slowpoke, you’ll be the envy of the town.”]
Hey.
[He stares at for a full two minutes before the Slowpoke blinks slowly and turns his head one inch at a time to look at him.]
“Sloooooooooow.”
[He stares at it a moment longer before looking into the camera like he’s on The Office. He opens his mouth to say something before closing it and hanging his head. This is is life now.]