[Accidental Home Video made public]

[k2so]

[The video opens with a myriad of dizzying images: a few quick, blurry shakes and then the floor, as the owner is turning the video on but not caring too much about the details. Kay is trying to make a home video, so he will edit and cut the extra parts later...or so he thinks. There's a hissing sound to his side, the image changes again and Kay's voice can be heard. He's lost the metallic echo to his voice that all droids have when they talk.]

Fest! Put down that poor Fairy, this is why the others are on strike.

[Kay sighs when the white cat finally listens to him and drops the poor sprite...only to start chasing after Hoth, Cassian's Vanillite, who just happened to be in the room with them. The temperamental cat more than anyone is the reason why their pokemon level up, the poor things do it to survive living with her. Kay, still behind the camera, starts to walk around the house. A house that looks more like some sort of crazy zoo.

Cassian's Swablu is trying to clean the mess that is the pokemon playroom while Kay's Oricorio follows her around trying to help and court her in the process, dancing all around. There's a real cheetah sleeping next to a giant aquarium with a Mudkip playing in it, a Duosion floating around the room chasing a Jigglypuff and a corgi, all of them playing tag. Kay doesn't even bother telling them to stop, since this is a normal occurrence.This isn't even half their pets.

He speaks up again as he enters the living room, where Cassian is sitting on the floor with his back to Kay, an Eevee chasing a Sylveon in front of him, while he keeps trying to gain their attention. He’s rolling around a squeaky ball. Too bad the best he can get from them is a very cute tail waggle.]

Cassian~! Earth calendar is all wrong but I ran some calculations. Today is technically the day I tried to strangle you for the first time. [Which would sound creepy if it weren't for the fact Kay's voice is full of fondness.] Oh, and the first time you couldn't keep your hands off me, too. [It's clear by his tone alone that Kay is snickering. They had had a really unconventional first meeting.] I guess it's my birthday too, 13 years.

I’m still saying it was a good plan, and would have worked if your shut off button had been where it’s supposed to be!

[Kay can be heard snorting.] Yeah, yeah...I told you I was giving the android body some upgrades, so....turn around.

[Still grumbling about the pokemon, Cassian turns his head. His eyes widen, jaw dropped, and a flush is quickly spreading on his face.] You… You… [He swallows hard.] …look very… [He coughs awkwardly, gaze turning away but quickly returning to feast on the sight before him again.] You look nice. [He licks his lips.] More than nice.

[The camera finally shifts, showing a very human looking K2So, smiling. And the mentioned upgrades are...the android body having a scruffy beard. Ey, Kay thinks this is very nice and he doesn't look half bad with it. He looks to Cassian.]

The other 'upgrades' I can't show on camera, babe. [There's a glint of a wolf smile on Kay's face before the video shows the floor again and then turns off.]