voice;

[tenminutes]

Two questions!

1. How many people here are cursed and/or have powers they don't want?

2. How do you buy a house the first time? Do they have houses that people can buy here? Or rent, maybe.. Either way, the apartment's going to get a little cramped soon.

[ She actually isn't sure how much it would even be so she doesn't know if that's a thing that can happen. ]

3. Is there a good Japanese food place around here somewhere?

Oops, that was three. Sorry, I missed lunch today.

Comments

[chestboard]

1. Hey I'm feeling pretty okay in that department!

2. ...uh, I wouldn't know. Are you running away from me now, Yuri?

And 3. If you find out tell me!! I would love some!

[tenminutes]

1. I wasn't asking you. There's a person with deadly powers around and a person with really bad luck around and it's stupid and unfair that they have to suffer because of something like that.

2. No, you're coming with me and you have to look at houses with me, stupid. I was looking at how much stuff you have and with my stuff and Kano's stuff, there wouldn't be enough room. At least not with how much yelling and throwing of things that happens between the two of us- and if we happen to want to.. do boyfriend-girlfriend things, then I don't exactly want to have to remember to put your tie on the door every time or worry about if you're being too noisy.

[ She says that like he's the noisier one at any given time of the day. ]

3. I'll let you know. I've really been wanting some good beef udon lately..

[chestboard]

Riiight right oka--....

[....!!!]

Hold on! What...?! Wait, we're really moving in together?! To a real house...?!

[tenminutes]

If I can find one. I tried to tell you before.

[ Remember those phone calls..? ]

[chestboard]

...No you didn't.

[totally didn't.]

[tenminutes]

No, but I tried to. Things just kept coming up. Remember when the paper guy broke my window, then the doorbell, then the raccoon, then when we were doing that weird ruins-adventure thing...

[chestboard]

....That was all for telling me you wanted to move in with me?!

[tenminutes]

Yeah, but it kept not working so I decided to just try to find a house and then steal your things if you didn't figure it out.

[chestboard]

Well, I can't say I'm surprised at all. You know I would never say no to something like that, so yeah, I'm in! Let's move in together!

Time to find a proper home!

[tenminutes]

Okay.

I still don't know if they have houses available or not though. They've got to somewhere.

Oh, and what do you want out of a house? I'll go find ones I like and show you on my days off unless you want to help pick them out before that.

[chestboard]

You know I really don't care... as long as we live in one together, I'm perfectly fine with anything!

[tenminutes]

[ Not helpful, Battler! Yuri seems to think for a second, then she adds onto her original question. ]

Okay, what are you going to want out of a house in the future?

[chestboard]

Mm.... space? Yeah. I think I might need that for my writing, it helps me think!

Ah, a backyard for sure!

[tenminutes]

Okay, so two bedrooms, a study, a living room, two bathrooms, a kitchen, and a backyard. Sound good?

[chestboard]

For sure! I like that, all of that!

[tenminutes]

Uwah, no arguments about two bedrooms or anything. Are you planning on getting kicked out of bed a lot?

[chestboard]

No, I just figured whatever you wanted was best. Ihihihi...! What's so wrong about that?

[tenminutes]

The fact that I'm asking you so you don't complain down the road is what's wrong about that! It's not my house, it's- it's our house, stupid.

[chestboard]

And whatever you're happy with, I'm happy with.

[he's so difficult at times.]

[tenminutes]

Uh huh.

[ She's obviously getting a little annoyed with him. She knows that he has faith in her and all that, but how hard is it to get that she wants some help on picking out their future? Especially when she was trying to ask him how many bedrooms he wanted in case they decided to have kids or something later. God he was such an idiot sometimes. Part of the point of being a couple was that they did things like this together. ]

Fine, I'm going to get a house with only escalators that move all on their own and only up, so you have to take a firefighter pole down to the first floor again, but all the bedrooms are on the second floor so there's no way you can avoid going up there. And it's going down to one room and you can sleep on the couch if I get mad because you're too stupid to figure out what I would be asking you if we needed more than one bedroom for, moron, and I don't want to let that kind of idiocy spread in this world.

[chestboard]

Yuri.

[he knows how to handle her by now. he doesn't get riled up by her sudden outburst, he just smiles at her lightly.]

And I'm trying to say that I trust your judgment, and essentially whatever you really want, I probably want the same. We have a lot of the same tastes after all, with how we grew up and everything too.

[rich kids.] So really, I'm fine with whatever since I know you'll pick out the best house, and I know you would have thought about what I like too. But sharing a house together.... do you have any idea how happy that makes me? So much, seriously!

[tenminutes]

I'm trying to ask you how many rooms you're expecting for kids if we might possibly maybe get to that point in the future, you complete dumbass!

[ SHE'S SIGNING OFF. SHE'S TOO TSUN FOR THIS SHIT. SHE'S JUST. SIGNING OFF. GOODBYE BATTLER. GOODBYE FOREVER SHE'S NEVER TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS AGAIN, SHE'LL JUST FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN. ]