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001 ☠ Only 2 things matter in life, Money and EXPLOSIVES

A. [video] Blame Game.

[The video is blurred as the phone is flipped from backwards to forwards facing and then there's the briefest visual of Junkrat's face. Aaand...then it's just one eye as he peers closely into exactly where the camera is on the phone. He's not quite registered that he's turned it on yet] Somebody wanna tell me how to get this bloomin thing to turn o- hAHA, lookit that there it goes.

Gotta say, for a bunch'a rotten kidnappers I appreciate the dough. [he flashes his money momentarily, before glancing away from the camera to stuff it back into his pockets, muttering to himself.]

Oi, Roadhog! If you can see this you better get in touch with me, this is totally your fault somehow ain't it?

B. [action] Those Explosives I mentioned.

[some time after his glorious phone post Junkrat has wandered away from the bay, lugging his riptire rather securely strapped to his back as you do with his frag launcher looped in a comfortable spot at his hip. He certainly is a sight to those who pass by, being dressed like some sort of trash hobo and looking like he's seen more than his fair share of explosions.

Speaking of... Junkrat's currently tossing one of his orbs normally shoved into his frag launcher as he hobbles along, mostly out of boredom. It's unclear what happens next but as the ball fumbles out of his grip, Junrat gasps and shrinks away from the certain explosion about to happen once the ball hits the ground -- until it doesn't. Junkrat's face falls in agitation -- hey that's supposed to make a pretty big boom okay? -- and he limps over to pick it up.

Until it explodes basically in his face, but luckily it bursts forth into something more akin to fireworks rather than anything destructive. This time. Junkrat stares for a moment, dumbfounded as he glances to the other faces of people who look like they are now worried for their (and his) safety.]

Ahahaha [The laughter melts into a peel of giggles as he claps a hand over his mouth.] Guess I wasn't really expectin' that. What an explosion!

C. Wildcard!

[nothing else fits? Shoot me something else. Running into him in the street? Butt dial his phone? I'm down, hit me.]

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[ As one of the concerned and slightly fearful onlookers, Lioriley is mostly just staring like an idiot for the first few seconds after the explosion. It's loud enough for her sensitive ears to start ringing, but a few shakes of her head and her thoughts clear. He might be hurt — he doesn't sound hurt, but instinct has her hurrying over regardless. ]

Are you alright, ser?

[He's still laughing to himself, despite everything.]

Who, me? Everything's just fine, all in one place. [more laughter] Just got front row seats! That one musta been a dud.

[he shrugs somewhat dramatically. Not worried here.]

[ haha what the fuck? ]

Quite a display for a dud, my friend. Are you - [ She looks him up and down, squints. ] certain you did not hurt your head?

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[MCSCUSE HIM?]

Mm... you wanna run that by me again mate? 'm fine, got all my limbs and everythin'...

Well. [he pauses, gesturing with the metal arm] Haha, the ones I normally got anyway.

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[ BASCUUUSSE ME ]

I see. Well it is good to know that you are unharmed. [ ??? what a weirdo. ] Where did that come from, anyway...

[He moves to fiddle with the weapon at his hip, pulling out another orange orb.] Made 'em myself!

[suffice to say, he looks rather pleased with himself.]

[she couldn't help but laugh]

Heyy you okay? How did the kidnappers get you? What do you remember last?

[..wait that would mean there was an explosion near The Bay..was everything okay]

...You didn't blow The Bay up, did you..?

[ Once Zoe has gathered her belongings and also gotten used to Genessia somewhat, there still was the matter of her clothes since it's still nippy. Not only that, but this wasn't Straya by a long shot. She wasn't exactly having the best of times here in Genessia, but hey -- it might be a little bit better than the harsh outback.

What snaps her out of her thoughts was when she saw the form of someone vaguely familiar to her. Her hands move to rub at her eyes before she blinks a bit. ...Wait, no, it couldn't be-- ]

Junkrat? That you, mate?

's a good question, sheila. [He shrugs.] One I don't have the question to. Kinda suspicious, aint it?

[but uh, as for the explodey parts. He laughs.] Me? No, you've totally got the wrong guy.

[He doesnt recognize the voice, but hearing his name makes him straighten up almost to his full height, his expression suspicious as his eyes scan faces.... Wait.

That one. That face is familiar.] Oi, I think I know you. Gotta be if you're callin me by name.

[wait.] I don't know what you've heard but none of it's true. [hedging his bets here a little.]

[ Oh, thank whatever stars she wished on! Maybe this day was shaping up to be better than she thought it could turn out to be! Her lips tug into a small smirk at what he says, her hands resting on her hips. ]

Kinda keep to myself back home, but... [ Her shoulders shrug slightly at that. She wasn't known to getting close to anyone in Junkertown, after all. ]

Oh yeah? Ya know, no one's let you tell your side of things, yeah?

[ Eh, what the hell. What else does she have to do here? Behave? ]

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But wait! What if you hurt others there? What have you done?

Please tell me you didn't destroy anything theeeerree...

[groans]

[Well that was not something Winry had been expecting when walking home from work today. Admittedly she was also really glad her Pokemon were not with her, otherwise, she would have gotten mad rather than surprised and somewhat worried. She wasn't sure how close to get because for all she knew there could be others, but she slowly made her way closer.]

Ar-Are you okay? I mean that was an explosion after all.

[He doesn't look phased at least. In fact he's busy inspecting the remnants of the bomb when Winry approaches.]

What? Hahahaha, don't gotta worry about me mate, that was AMAZING. Something musta gotten all jumbled around inside. Normally they make a much better boom.

[Junkertown's kind of a hodgepodge mishmash of people and things, but at least it's something right? Not that Junkrat really holds anything about it sacred himself.]

MY side of things? Hahahahaa that's grand you know that? I ain't really got any interest in explainin' all of that. [He shrugs, his hands lifting in a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gesture. At least, he assumes she's talking about the whole... you know, being banned and kicked out from junkertown. Not the treasure thing.]

[Why's this girl care exactly?]

Don't go and get your panties in a twist, it was a dud, so nothin's blown up even a little bit.

[disappointing really.]

[ She tenses slightly, uncertain. ]

Perhaps you should be more careful, then. Lest someone else have one blow up in their face.

[wait what.]

I ain't goin outta my way to hurt nobody. Self preservation sheila. [says the man in shorts and nothing else in weather that's almost below freezing.]

Speaking of, ha, don't know bout you but I'm freezin mate.

[ What the fuck is a Sheila. ]

Forgive me for implying you might. I only meant that accidents can happen, one way or the other, so let us try to avoid tossing them about, yes?

[ Freezing? Please, it's like summer. ]

There may be a shop around where you can procure some warmer clothes.

[He... seemed such a weird person and seemed to really, really like explosions. She didn't quite understand the why though, but then again why did she like what she did? People had reasons.]

I think if the explosion had been normal, you might have caused quite a bit of chaos, which is never good.

[something something irradiated outback something something probably not fully right in the head... something like that at least. Junkrat does the best he can.]

Haha, you kiddin me mate? Sometimes there's nothin better than a bit of good ol' chaos. [Not that ... he was trying for that at the moment.]

[loud frowning]

If you explode or anything with bombs again I'm definitely going to let this place's police know. I won't let you endanger lives, even with duds.

[You're really just a party pooper ain'tcha. The threat of unleashing police on him for an accidental dud going off sours his mood. He's not got the best track record with police, but hey. He's managed to avoid getting caught back home so there's little worry here.]

Woah, hold on a minute there Sheila. One [he lifts up one robotic finger] You ain't got proof. Nothin's blown up and I ain't got a reason to piss off the suits here.

Two.[Two fingers now] You really don't wanna get on my bad side, got it?

and Three. [THREE FINGERS NOW.] you're just some kind of kid. I think we're done here.

[You. You're a Sheila, Lior. ALSO 30 TO 40 DEGREE WEATHER AINT SUMMER.]

Procure. I like the sound of that. [he giggles.] Might save a few bucks too. [shopping "cheaply". Right.]

I would kind of beg to differ on that one.

[Considering what had happened back home and the few things that had happened here. One thing, in particular, had not been fun at all.]

Though it has me wondering at least... What is it about chaos that you like?

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