001 ☠ Only 2 things matter in life, Money and EXPLOSIVES

[steeltraps]

A. [video] Blame Game.

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[The video is blurred as the phone is flipped from backwards to forwards facing and then there's the briefest visual of Junkrat's face. Aaand...then it's just one eye as he peers closely into exactly where the camera is on the phone. He's not quite registered that he's turned it on yet] Somebody wanna tell me how to get this bloomin thing to turn o- hAHA, lookit that there it goes.

Gotta say, for a bunch'a rotten kidnappers I appreciate the dough. [he flashes his money momentarily, before glancing away from the camera to stuff it back into his pockets, muttering to himself.]

Oi, Roadhog! If you can see this you better get in touch with me, this is totally your fault somehow ain't it?


B. [action] Those Explosives I mentioned.

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[some time after his glorious phone post Junkrat has wandered away from the bay, lugging his riptire rather securely strapped to his back as you do with his frag launcher looped in a comfortable spot at his hip. He certainly is a sight to those who pass by, being dressed like some sort of trash hobo and looking like he's seen more than his fair share of explosions.

Speaking of... Junkrat's currently tossing one of his orbs normally shoved into his frag launcher as he hobbles along, mostly out of boredom. It's unclear what happens next but as the ball fumbles out of his grip, Junrat gasps and shrinks away from the certain explosion about to happen once the ball hits the ground -- until it doesn't. Junkrat's face falls in agitation -- hey that's supposed to make a pretty big boom okay? -- and he limps over to pick it up.

Until it explodes basically in his face, but luckily it bursts forth into something more akin to fireworks rather than anything destructive. This time. Junkrat stares for a moment, dumbfounded as he glances to the other faces of people who look like they are now worried for their (and his) safety.]

Ahahaha [The laughter melts into a peel of giggles as he claps a hand over his mouth.] Guess I wasn't really expectin' that. What an explosion!


C. Wildcard!

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[nothing else fits? Shoot me something else. Running into him in the street? Butt dial his phone? I'm down, hit me.]

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action;

[invigorates]

[ As one of the concerned and slightly fearful onlookers, Lioriley is mostly just staring like an idiot for the first few seconds after the explosion. It's loud enough for her sensitive ears to start ringing, but a few shakes of her head and her thoughts clear. He might be hurt — he doesn't sound hurt, but instinct has her hurrying over regardless. ]

Are you alright, ser?

[steeltraps]

[He's still laughing to himself, despite everything.]

Who, me? Everything's just fine, all in one place. [more laughter] Just got front row seats! That one musta been a dud.

[he shrugs somewhat dramatically. Not worried here.]

[invigorates]

[ haha what the fuck? ]

Quite a display for a dud, my friend. Are you - [ She looks him up and down, squints. ] certain you did not hurt your head?

[steeltraps]

[MCSCUSE HIM?]

Mm... you wanna run that by me again mate? 'm fine, got all my limbs and everythin'...

Well. [he pauses, gesturing with the metal arm] Haha, the ones I normally got anyway.

[invigorates]

[ BASCUUUSSE ME ]

I see. Well it is good to know that you are unharmed. [ ??? what a weirdo. ] Where did that come from, anyway...

[Video]

[allforthem]

[she couldn't help but laugh]

Heyy you okay? How did the kidnappers get you? What do you remember last?

[..wait that would mean there was an explosion near The Bay..was everything okay]

...You didn't blow The Bay up, did you..?

[steeltraps]

's a good question, sheila. [He shrugs.] One I don't have the question to. Kinda suspicious, aint it?

[but uh, as for the explodey parts. He laughs.] Me? No, you've totally got the wrong guy.

[Video]

[allforthem]

But wait! What if you hurt others there? What have you done?

Please tell me you didn't destroy anything theeeerree...

[groans]

[steeltraps]

[Why's this girl care exactly?]

Don't go and get your panties in a twist, it was a dud, so nothin's blown up even a little bit.

[disappointing really.]

[video]

[allforthem]

[loud frowning]

If you explode or anything with bombs again I'm definitely going to let this place's police know. I won't let you endanger lives, even with duds.

c!

[herecomestheboom]

[ Once Zoe has gathered her belongings and also gotten used to Genessia somewhat, there still was the matter of her clothes since it's still nippy. Not only that, but this wasn't Straya by a long shot. She wasn't exactly having the best of times here in Genessia, but hey -- it might be a little bit better than the harsh outback.

What snaps her out of her thoughts was when she saw the form of someone vaguely familiar to her. Her hands move to rub at her eyes before she blinks a bit. ...Wait, no, it couldn't be-- ]

Junkrat? That you, mate?

who invited u

[steeltraps]

[He doesnt recognize the voice, but hearing his name makes him straighten up almost to his full height, his expression suspicious as his eyes scan faces.... Wait.

That one. That face is familiar.] Oi, I think I know you. Gotta be if you're callin me by name.

[wait.] I don't know what you've heard but none of it's true. [hedging his bets here a little.]

i guess ur not happy to c me, hahaha

[herecomestheboom]

[ Oh, thank whatever stars she wished on! Maybe this day was shaping up to be better than she thought it could turn out to be! Her lips tug into a small smirk at what he says, her hands resting on her hips. ]

Kinda keep to myself back home, but... [ Her shoulders shrug slightly at that. She wasn't known to getting close to anyone in Junkertown, after all. ]

Oh yeah? Ya know, no one's let you tell your side of things, yeah?

[ Eh, what the hell. What else does she have to do here? Behave? ]

GET OUTTA HERE WITH THE PUNS

[steeltraps]

[Junkertown's kind of a hodgepodge mishmash of people and things, but at least it's something right? Not that Junkrat really holds anything about it sacred himself.]

MY side of things? Hahahahaa that's grand you know that? I ain't really got any interest in explainin' all of that. [He shrugs, his hands lifting in a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ gesture. At least, he assumes she's talking about the whole... you know, being banned and kicked out from junkertown. Not the treasure thing.]

MAKE ME

[herecomestheboom]

That's fine. [ It's his place to talk about that whole mess with their queen, after all. She's just curious as to why he did what he did to get both him and Roadhog kicked out of their home. Besides, she figured that he was tired of people asking him about that whole treasure business anyway. ]

Anyway! [ There's a smile with her attempting to steer the conversation in another direction. ] How long have ya been here, mate? I just got here myself.

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[brbgettingwrench]

[Well that was not something Winry had been expecting when walking home from work today. Admittedly she was also really glad her Pokemon were not with her, otherwise, she would have gotten mad rather than surprised and somewhat worried. She wasn't sure how close to get because for all she knew there could be others, but she slowly made her way closer.]

Ar-Are you okay? I mean that was an explosion after all.

[steeltraps]

[He doesn't look phased at least. In fact he's busy inspecting the remnants of the bomb when Winry approaches.]

What? Hahahaha, don't gotta worry about me mate, that was AMAZING. Something musta gotten all jumbled around inside. Normally they make a much better boom.

[brbgettingwrench]

[He... seemed such a weird person and seemed to really, really like explosions. She didn't quite understand the why though, but then again why did she like what she did? People had reasons.]

I think if the explosion had been normal, you might have caused quite a bit of chaos, which is never good.

[steeltraps]

[something something irradiated outback something something probably not fully right in the head... something like that at least. Junkrat does the best he can.]

Haha, you kiddin me mate? Sometimes there's nothin better than a bit of good ol' chaos. [Not that ... he was trying for that at the moment.]

[brbgettingwrench]

I would kind of beg to differ on that one.

[Considering what had happened back home and the few things that had happened here. One thing, in particular, had not been fun at all.]

Though it has me wondering at least... What is it about chaos that you like?

Action; Years later

[heroes_never_die]

[Meanwhile Mercy can't help but stare at the scene unfolding in front of her. She's seen him in the newspapers and wanted posters, but it's hard to miss him even when she doesn't know him personally. Of all the people to come here... Well, looks like her world is getting a lot more popular here.]

I... don't understand how that could possibly be a fun time...

[steeltraps]

It's all in the eye of the beholder, mate.

[He shrugs, of course he's going to get comments from the peanut gallery. Unlike Angela, Junkrat has no reason to recognize her. Just another lady criticizing his one true love.... Explosives.]

[watchesoveryou]

I suppose, just make sure you don't hurt anyone in the progress.

[Or... you know... himself.... Destroy property... All of that stuff.]

[steeltraps]

[You know he can't make those promises Mercy it's just not in his nature.]

Uh, roight. Sure thing, mate. [he does not sound sincere.]

[watchesoveryou]

[That is unfortunately true.]

I guess I'll leave you to... your thing then.

[Since she has no idea how to even continue or help him out in this case..]