[Video] In which Remi shows off her action figure.

[scarlet_devil]

[ In this video people are treated to a close up of what can only be an action figure of Remilia herself, held of course by the real deal... and shortly afterwards she presses the switch on its back, causing the figure's mouth to open wide to reveal vampire teeth. ]

Rawr~! I will eat you!

[ Remilia has moments where she acts the way she appears... this being one of them. The camera's view moves back to reveal a lightly giggling Remilia. ]

I found this silly thing again in my room. Can you imagine it? An action figure of moi? Oh yes, Guradians and Deputy Guardians, being famous and all, will find some toy companies will make figures of us. I find it flattering... and amusing.

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[notquitedracula]

Do they all come with sound effects, or is yours just that special?

[He's actually smirking a bit. He's gotten kind of used to Remilia in the past few months - he knows she can still kick his ass, but he's not nearly as afraid of that happening as he was at first.]

[scarlet_devil]

Only works with the genuine article holding it.

[ Well, now he'll be perfectly safe near her. ]

[notquitedracula]

[Of course he will. The only human not under Vlad's direct protection in the castle. The walking snackbox. He'll be ~perfectly safe~.]

Good thing we got to see it in action, then.

[scarlet_devil]

In the end, all the deputy guardians and the guardians themselves have a figure of themselves.

[notquitedracula]

I've seen them. I still think yours turned out best. But the genuine article is better.

[...Soma. Do you really not realize what you just said?

...Nope! Blissfully ignorant he remains~.]

[scarlet_devil]

[ And an eyebrow is raised. She's not sure how to react to that. ]

[notquitedracula]

[Did he say something odd? It takes him a second to go back over his words. Lo and behold, like a lightning bolt out of the blue, he actually realizes the implications of his words. The resultant blush is actually quite epic.]

[scarlet_devil]

You really should choose your words more carefully. It could get you into serious trouble.

[notquitedracula]

I, uh... uhm... y-yeah, I'll do that...

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[ubiquitously]

Didn’t realize they did that here.

Do you get a cut of the proceeds?

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[scarlet_devil]

That would be nice, wouldn't it? It doesn't matter much to me either way.

[ubiquitously]

Amusing either way.

So then. Are you a Guardian or a Deputy?

[scarlet_devil]

Deputy. Though I did run for full Guardian once... [ And lost badly but she's not about to say that. ]

[ubiquitously]

Is that so? Then I suppose I should address you more properly?

I really don’t understand politics here. Which city do you serve?

[scarlet_devil]

Oh, I didn't quite win. Instead, I became a Deputy in Everglade.

[ubiquitously]

Ah, I see... Forgive me, then. I don’t think I caught your name?

My name is Uai.

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[scarlet_devil]

Oh, that's right! I am Remilia Scarlet.

[ubiquitously]

It’s lovely to meet you, Deputy Scarlet.

If you have a moment, I’d appreciate the chance to pick your brain about Everglade. I’m trying to figure out where I can live without causing trouble.

[scarlet_devil]

Hmm, do you need some space? I will listen. What did you have in mind?

[ubiquitously]

[Seeing as she is a deputy there, he figures he ought to be truthful. It will not help either of them is he keeps important details to himself, so:]

My human form is convenient, but it can come undone when I fall into a deep sleep. I'm trying to figure out where best to live, so that I'm not a nuisance to any neighbors... My understanding is that Everglade is accepting?

[scarlet_devil]

Undone...? Everglade's home to many beings, from vampires like myself to, well... zombies. These ones are hardly mindless, I should add, not quite like the ones in movies.

[ubiquitously]

Yes, undone. My true form is... rather unsightly. And large. [He sighs,] And can cause power outages.

A vampire, hm? No wonder you seem so wise. And you needn't worry about me judging zombies. The only difference between myself and a typical zombie is my decision to investment in proper skincare.

[scarlet_devil]

[ Wise? Remilia laughs inwardly at that. She'll never admit it but, well, being wise is fleeting with her. ]

I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

[ubiquitously]

I really don't think they need to appreciate a common courtesy. But, if they insist.

[He's about to let himself wander down a curious train of thought for amusement. Uai catches himself, reminded that he needs to get business out of the way first.]

If I judge by your lack of resistance, am I safe to assume that the real me wouldn't be a problem in Everglade? Or would I be inviting trouble there?

[scarlet_devil]

Ask them about that insufferable imbecile and past Guardian Ted some time.

By the sounds of it so far, you should be fine.

[ubiquitously]

A previous guardian, I take it...?

---And very well then. Thank you for your insight.