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[onecream_fivesugar]

[The distraught voice of a teenage girl plays over the videophone. She accidentally turned it on while she was looking over the pamphlet.]

Get a job!? I'm still in school.

Oh man this is bad, this is so bad. WhydoInotremembergoingtosleepinacocoonlastnight? That seems like something you'd remember doing.

Yang, is this some kind of practical joke!? Because if it is it isn't very funny!

Blake, Weiss? Is anyone there?

[She sighs, then she can be heard slumping onto the ground.]

What's going on here...? This doesn't make any sense.

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[mouth_breather]

I'm sure we've got plenty of differences to appreciate.

[He pauses for a moment. Does he need to mention something about First Contact, and not telling any authorities if they happen to show up? ...Nah. He hasn't really displayed any illegal technology, it should be fine.]

So what's your world like?

[onecream_fivesugar]

Yeah, like different haircuts!

[Her turn to stop for a second.]

Uhmmm It's nice a enough. Kind of overrun with the creatures of Grimm though. So lots of monsters and some cities.

[mouth_breather]

[He snerks. Weird girl, but it's adorable.]

Like different haircuts. Exactly what I was thinking.

Monsters? Huh! Do you have regular animals too? Dogs and cats, things like that?

[onecream_fivesugar]

I figured as much.

We do! And people that have the animal features too!

[mouth_breather]

I've seen people like that before. There's a planet with people called Caitians, they've got the ears and tail of a cat.

[And they're great in the sack, but he's not telling an adolescent girl things like that.]

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[onecream_fivesugar]

[The thought suddenly crosses her mind that Blake and all Faunus could be space aliens]

[onecream_fivesugar]

[But that would be just plain silly, right? RIGHT!?]

A whole planet of cat people...?

...That sounds so cool... And fluffy.

[mouth_breather]

[Kirk laughs and scrubs a hand over his mouth. She's so innocent, it's awesome. She's like the kid sister he never had.]

If the opportunity ever comes up, we can go visit. The galaxy is a big place, there's always something new to see.

[onecream_fivesugar]

Can we? Oh man that'd be so great. I can't wait. It's a promise, right?

[Cat Planet here she comes.

..Some day.]

[mouth_breather]

It's a promise.

And hey, if I figure out how some of those holosuites work in Nova City, I might be able to program something for you. I can't promise it'll be as good as the real thing, but definitely better than listening to me try and describe it.