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genessia2014-07-09 08:44 pm
Issue #7 : Special Edition
[ Good morning citizens of Genessia, Nova City, Fayren, Attleton and Everglade! Today brings you the third issue of the Tradewinds Newsletter. CC is on the route today, so enjoy having broken windows and god help you if you're outside because she may accidentally hit you with the paper. ]
[ Today's Lucky Victims: Raye Hino, Albert Wily, Fluttershy, Weiss Schnee, Kodachi Kuno ]
This Week the Tribune reporters were able to catch the author of Hearts on Fire for an audio interview to discuss its popularity:
Q: Who are your target readers for this series?
A: Teenagers and adults both - anyone who's had their hearts set on adventure but weren't able to. Anyone who's loved someone close to them but been too afraid to say.
Q: The male lead seems incredibly similar to my neighbor, Stu. Is Stu your inspiration for Katsuo?
A: Wh... N-No, I'm afraid I don't know that person - there was someone else entirely that is my inspiration for N..Katsu..o.
Q: There are rumors of a big screen adaption of this book under production, can you confirm this?
A: Ahahaha, something like that would be not anytime soon I assure you. The thought is pretty exciting, but right now I can honestly say those rumors are untrue.
Q: You may or may not be aware of the shipping blog 'Katsuo_and_Frey_4eva' that has recently exploded in popularity, over three thousand followers, due to the scene in which the two shake hands. It appears a large number of fans have taken this as a sign of a romantic plot twist. Your thoughts?
A: ......................
[ The interview was sadly interrupted when the author erupted in peals of hysterical laughter. We hope to continue this interview at a later date. ]
[ Attached with the newsletter is another piece of paper in dark print. ]
Good day,
This is an official survey from Wily Academy. The administration would like to hear from potential students so that we may be able to provide attractive curriculums that will best help achieve these goals in the limited time slots we have.
Thank you for your time. Once you have completed this survey, please mail it to the Genessia Tribune Office. (OOC: I.E. you can post it to this newsletter so Satsuki-mun will see it- or send it to her inbox. :3)
Sienna Entertainment, in a merger with Squealix Gaming Arts is proud to announce a dynamic new gaming system in the making that will puts you the player into the game. The Veer 500 works surprisingly close to virtual reality, but before the console can be released, we are in need of several volunteers both as playtesters and models for the first game of the year.
Interested parties can reply to this add at the Tribune, attention Milton Nerdlinger.
[ OOC Or reply to this post with interest. ]
[ Today's Lucky Victims: Raye Hino, Albert Wily, Fluttershy, Weiss Schnee, Kodachi Kuno ]
Interview with Ms. Filliah
This Week the Tribune reporters were able to catch the author of Hearts on Fire for an audio interview to discuss its popularity:
Q: Who are your target readers for this series?
A: Teenagers and adults both - anyone who's had their hearts set on adventure but weren't able to. Anyone who's loved someone close to them but been too afraid to say.
Q: The male lead seems incredibly similar to my neighbor, Stu. Is Stu your inspiration for Katsuo?
A: Wh... N-No, I'm afraid I don't know that person - there was someone else entirely that is my inspiration for N..Katsu..o.
Q: There are rumors of a big screen adaption of this book under production, can you confirm this?
A: Ahahaha, something like that would be not anytime soon I assure you. The thought is pretty exciting, but right now I can honestly say those rumors are untrue.
Q: You may or may not be aware of the shipping blog 'Katsuo_and_Frey_4eva' that has recently exploded in popularity, over three thousand followers, due to the scene in which the two shake hands. It appears a large number of fans have taken this as a sign of a romantic plot twist. Your thoughts?
A: ......................
[ The interview was sadly interrupted when the author erupted in peals of hysterical laughter. We hope to continue this interview at a later date. ]
[ Attached with the newsletter is another piece of paper in dark print. ]
An Announcement to all of Genessia, Fayren, Nova City, Everglade and Attleton
Good day,
This is an official survey from Wily Academy. The administration would like to hear from potential students so that we may be able to provide attractive curriculums that will best help achieve these goals in the limited time slots we have.
Thank you for your time. Once you have completed this survey, please mail it to the Genessia Tribune Office. (OOC: I.E. you can post it to this newsletter so Satsuki-mun will see it- or send it to her inbox. :3)
Help Wanted!
Sienna Entertainment, in a merger with Squealix Gaming Arts is proud to announce a dynamic new gaming system in the making that will puts you the player into the game. The Veer 500 works surprisingly close to virtual reality, but before the console can be released, we are in need of several volunteers both as playtesters and models for the first game of the year.
Interested parties can reply to this add at the Tribune, attention Milton Nerdlinger.
[ OOC Or reply to this post with interest. ]

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1) Age: 16
2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: Varies, but at least four.
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: Songwriter/singer (to name just one)
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical: I don't think it's unique.
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
Archery
History
Spirituality
Music
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
(I'm too lazy to look up dates.)
Tanabata
Christmas
Valentine's Day/White Day
Golden Week
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: Sure.
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: I suppose.
9) If so, what kind?: Karate
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less.
None at the moment. I'll let you know after I've attended for a week or two, Satsuki.
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2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: 30
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: In my world I mean to be a Huntress, but over here I'm a pretty solid mechanic!
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical: A Huntress fights Grimm, kind of like supersized monstrous animals that hate humans. They're pretty dangerous.
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
Dancing
Dating
Sparring
Riding my motorcycle
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
(OOC: I HAVE NO IDEA D8)
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: S...ure?
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: Yeah, sounds fun!
9) If so, what kind?: Kickboxing, maybe football. I'm not picky.
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less. I might be too old to attend, but what the heck?
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That said.. a mechanic, huh?
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2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: One, maybe? On average?
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: That sounds like an awful big commitment.
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical:
Oh, I definitely specialize in magic! I got the juice, babes! In my world, I was a bio-exorcist...scaring you living folk out of ghost's houses, ya know? Not so sure I want to pursue that here. Not really sure I'm ready to commit to a full-time job, as if I was alive...or some undead working stiff.
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
- sex
- getting the binding taking off of my name
- movies, especially the scary kind
- doing things with my magic. If you got it, flaunt it. Right?
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
- December 25 Christmas. Celebrates the birth of Jesus and has gotten really complex since then.
- HALLOWEEN Erm. This has a lot of mixed up history. It's a hodge podge of a bunch of different religious/weather, economic stuff. BUT In modern times, it's celebrates being scary and you get FREE CANDY! Oh, October 31st.
-Easter. Jesus resurrects himself, which is one hell of a lot spiffier than being resurrected by someone else, know what I mean? I may not be the best Catholic, but the guy does rock. Um, date for this changes a bit. I think they draw straws to determine which Sunday it will be each year.
-Hanukkah. It's a Festival of Lights thing for those of Hebrew descent. Celebrates not running out of oil at a crucial moment. Probably should be celebrated by Christians too, since it's about a miracle God did, I don't know. Not sure when the exact date for it is. December, I'm pretty sure.
Name me one major holiday celebrated by a large group of people that is not historical and/or commercial??
(ooc: No disrespect is meant by Betelgeuse or his mun.)
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?
What do you mean? I just did!
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?
Uh, that would very much depend. Is beer allowed?
9) If so, what kind?:
It's your idea. You think of something! Anything that lets me meet girls or keeps me from being bored. I'm pretty easy.
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less.
Don't know what you're getting at here, but I hope this helps. Oh, the job thing? If I have to get one, I want something that pays good. I got too much juice to waste on cheap, manual labor. I only do expensive, manual labor!
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For now, though, she just sighs; this is really really out there. Why you do this?
sorry this is so laaate /)_(\
2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: 40.
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: Teacher. (That's where I am though.)
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical: No.
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
-Leadership
-Volleyball
-Calligraphy
-Cute clothing
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
-Tanabata (7/7). Historical holiday. Celebrated with a festival. You get to wear yukatas and have sparklers, put wishes on bamboo trees. It's traditional that all of the men have to race wearing only fundoshi.
-Obon. (8/13-15). Historical day. Also has a festival. This is for remembering deceased ancestors. It's said that the afterlife and the world of the living are close enough on Obon that the dead can pass over and spend time in the world of the living as ghosts. It's bullshit though. There is nowhere in the afterlife that you can do that. I was there.
-New Years. I'm not explaining this one.
-Valentine's Day (2/14)/ White Day (3/14). Commercial holiday. This is the day that my boyfriend regrets liking someone who can't make chocolates, but still owes me presents on White Day. I put them both since they are holidays that go together.
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: Yes.
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: I don't know. I teach kindergarten, so I could probably supervise one!
9) If so, what kind?: Calligraphy or knife fighting or like a gun range would be cool... if I sign up, we get to have those kinds of facilities right? I'll help.
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less.
Make sure there are lots of sports.
[Reaction] I am later.
That said, Satsuki isn't expecting kindergarten age students but Genessia just might throw a curve ball.
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2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: 28. Willing to lower hours to focus on school if appropriate courses are offered.
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: Huntress, Schnee Company CEO.
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical:
A Huntress is a combat-style career which involves the protection of humanity against the monsters of Grimm in my world. Each hunter or huntress designs and forges their own weapon, then if they qualify they are accepted into an appropriate Academy for training. I am a student of Beacon Academy. Because of this, combat training needs can vary. Personally, I utilize a combination of both physical and magical, utilizing a Multiaction Dust Rapier that allows for rapier-style attacks and the use of Dust. Dust is an energy propellent refined from the quarries that can be used for various things, but in the case of a Hunter or Huntress, combat elemental magic. I also specialize in Glyphs as my semblance, a special skill that each hunter or huntress possesses as an extension of their Aura.
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
-Culture
-Organization/Planning
-Dust
-Training/Practice/Studying
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
-Vytal Festival
{{ OOC: IDK ANY OTHERS BUT PRETEND SHE LISTED SOME }}
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: I don't mind.
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: Yes.
9) If so, what kind?: Sparring/Combat Training.
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less.
I am available to answer more questions upon request at [INSERT CONTACT INFO]
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Maybe they can talk about that later.
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2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: NEET
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: Adventurer
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical:
If it's unique to my world I'm disappointed. :(
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
-Adventure!
-Pudding!
-Treasure!
-Video Games!
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
-Christmas. It's historical/cultural for some people, but where I'm from it's just fun!
-Culture Day! There are a lot of schools that have culture festivals, they're a lot of fun.
-Just Because Day is August 27th. You can do whatever you want, but here are a couple of suggestions:
Take an unplanned day of vacation
-Day of the Dead. I've traveled a lot and I always thought this was a good version of a holiday to look back on the deceased. It originated in Mexico, but it's celebrated other places.Visit someone you haven't seen in a while
Knock on someone's door and compliment them for their great lawn
Skip, don't walk
Spin a wheel, and bicycle in the opposite direction of where the arrow points.
Buy something you don't need.
Jump in a puddle
Walk backwards
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: Sure! I have plenty more too.
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: Yes.
9) If so, what kind?: Adventure Club, though safety is not guaranteed.
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less.
I probably won't do anything other than the club. I've already graduated school and helped create an island for students.
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That's just weird enough to work.
An 'Adventure Club' sounds like it has quite a bit of preperation potential, though.
made up fire nation holidays are totally made up.
2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: 5-6 hours, sometimes more
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: government
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical:
unique, hereditary monarchical positions
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
• firebending
• meditation
• tea
• not dying, really interested in not dying
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
• Day of the Dragon — firebending festival, usually falls on the hottest and brightest day of the year
• Fire Lily Festival — garden inspections, feasts, plays depicting ancient Sun Warrior traditions
• Hanal Pixan — feast of the spirits week, celebrating the lives of lost friends and loved ones
• Kalends — rekindling the flames in the Fire Temple on Caldera, paying tribute to Agni
* All holidays are historical, though most do profit from commercial exploitation. Dates omitted (conflicting world calendars).
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: yes
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: no
9) If so, what kind?: ——
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less.
I've had private instructors all my life, and completed my lessons some time ago. Thanks, but no thanks.
[Reaction] B| Good.. Good..
Satsuki doesn't know Azula yet so she isn't certain who this could be.
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2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: No set amount.
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: Hunter.
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical: A hunter fights monsters called Grimm that terrorize humanity.
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
Sparring/Training
Exploring
Petty CrimesFruitTuning my weapon
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial): N/A [ooc: Like the rest of the cast, we have no idea what holidays they have.]
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: Sure.
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: Sure!
9) If so, what kind?: Any club that engages in physical activities.
10) Any additional comments? Wily, get off your butt and teach a class.
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Wait a minute, she knows who this is, (though the answer to 10 is a pretty huge giveaway.). She'll be sure to show this one to Wily.
In the meantime, she wonders who get him to fill one of these out.
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1) Age: 20
2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: Whatever I feel like, so mostly all day.
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: World domination.
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical: I plan to contact aliens and thus facilitate the apocalypse because the government is boring.
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
-Pointing and laughing at Battler
-Balloon animals
-Those singing fish you mount on your wall
-Exploding cars
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
-7/11 Day
-National Peanut Butter Cookie Day
-Barbie Pink Month
-Hadaka Matsuri
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: I have a month-long curriculum prepared.
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: Sure
9) If so, what kind?: Ritual Sacrifice of Empty Waffle Boxes Club
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less.: So when do we take over the world?
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It goes without saying that she's annoyed. This is a waste of time!
(But when she picks it up again in about a week, she gives an amused snort.)
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2) How many hours a day do you currently work?: 3-4 hours, but I will take on more shifts if asked!
3) What career do you wish to pursue?: Modeling!
4) Briefly describe this career if you feel it is unique to your world. If combat related, please note if you specialize in physical or magical: I think it's self-explanatory...
5) Please list up to four of your interests:
• fashion
• dancing
• shopping
• perfumes
6) Date and describe 4 holidays from your World (also note if they are widely regarded as Historical or Commercial):
• January 1st — New Year's Day
• March 20th — Vernal Equinox Day
• September 23rd — Autumnal Equinox Day
• 2nd Monday of October — Health & Sports Day
7) Would you be comfortable talking about these holidays?: Of course!
8) Would you be interested in forming an after school club/sports team?: I guess I could...
9) If so, what kind?: Dancing or modeling!
10) Any additional comments? Please keep to 200 words or less. — I wasn't aware we were required to go to school here.
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The answer to number 10 suggests this may be a newcomer. She'll probably have to make another announcement soon then.