Mikaela Banes (
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genessia2018-04-05 05:36 pm
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[ Hello Genessia, here is your friendly neighborhood Spiderman! ]
Uh... hey... so... let's say something really weird has happened to you. Like being suddenly in some guy's body... and there's stuff happening. Got any advice on how to handle that?
[ Awkward silence. Awkward. Especially awkward once she realizes the double entendre of the "stuff" but hey not like she can say that her new body is distinctly weird in ways that being male can't explain. What if he doesn't want people to know? ]
I kinda need the owner of this body to get in touch with me. For things about this body and also um... don't be weird and grope my body or I'll kick my own ass, alright?

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Noise canceling headphones are in the bedside drawer. It's enough to dampen things until you, ah, get used to it?
[Hopefully not.]
Hi. I'm Peter. Parker.
[He blushes and shakes his head.]
I would never, uh, do that!
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[ She gives him a somewhat pained smile, her best attempt at a brave face. This day's been tough on her. ]
It's been a day, huh? And... seeing my own body when I'm not in it is super weird. But it's kinda the least weird part of this.
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[Look it's all weird. All of it.]
I am..guessing you have some questions?
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[ That would be a much louder, more heartfelt exclamation except... yeah, quiet is good. This must be what having a hangover feels like. ]
But if you can just tell me WHAT you are. You look regular human but...
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I was bitten by a radioactive spider. Crazy, right?
[He offers a nervous laugh, yeah, this is the biggest secret ever.]
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[ Oh. Oh. Loud. She falls back onto the bed with a groan and squeezes her eyes shut. Ugh. Not fun.
Then, quieter. ] Say that again. Mutated and spider as in... you're half spider now?
[ Please say no. ]
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I can just..do the things a spider can, you know, walk on ceilings, heightened senses, lifting way much more than my body weight. Spider things. I'm not actually like, a spider.
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I'd say try peeing standing up. I have no other advice except to contact Peter who I assume is in your body.
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[ She slowly looks down her body... paling. And wrinkles her nose. ]
Ew! I didn't even think about that... ewww!
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[ She rubs her - his - fingers over her temples. Deep breaths, Mikaela, deep breaths. ]
This is not the weirdest thing that has happened to me but it's a very close second, let me tell you! Sorry I'm handling this badly but it's my first time being a spider... not-spider.
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[He scratches his head.]
Uh, well...don't worry if you break something? I'm not really sure what kind of advice to give you. [He however is enjoying the quiet.]
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[ In fact, she's going to look for the headphones right now, she wants them as soon as they're done talking. ]
And it's okay if you don't really have any advice. Just... I'm not mad with you, alright? Just don't do any funny business with my body and we'll get through this okay. Even if I wish I could get the cool stuff of being part spider, not just the bad stuff.
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[He's a very honourable young man Mikaela, nothing to worry about.]
Well if you want you can walk up the wall and ceiling, that's pretty fun. I wouldn't recommend the webshooters though.
[Oh yeah, have you seen someone webslinging outside before? In maybe a costume that could be in his closet?]
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[Enis doesn't think going to the bathroom is going to be the worst part of this situation.]
You can sit down when you go to the bathroom.
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[ Such as the whole spider stuff, which Peter is apparently keeping a secret. So much weirdness. ]
I would have liked a nice relaxing Easter, you know?
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[ She looks her body up and down, or as much of it as she can see, and tries to picture herself... shooting webs. Nope. Doesn't compute. ]
Are you telling me I can produce spider webs? Spider silk?
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You might be surprised. [She isn't antiquated with suddenly switching genders but she knows what it's like to have someone fucking with your head and body. It's uncomfortable and not the sort of thing that can be easily explained.]
I'm not sure what people do around Easter. [She's never celebrated it.] But I know Peter. If you need help, consider me at your disposal as well.
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[Wait, that doesn't clarify anything.]
I mean, with chemistry. Not like, biologically. Just...look you're kind of really strong, it takes getting used to. Just don't break my lab equipment?
[Please?]
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I think for now I'm just going to figure out the basics and then... Well, I'll see where to go from there. Maybe there will even be time for Easter stuff. Once I figure out what to do on Easter here, at home I spent it with family.
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That sounds like you have a plan. I'll talk to you later then.
[She can't really say much about Easter, it isn't something she had celebrated.]