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[stairsbro]

yall are missing out if you are not voting for the squirtles to win best couple
first of all:


and second of all they are starting a family band now
they are fashionable as fuck
mama squirts and dj bubbles are clearly an inspiration to us all
thank you good night
also the awards will be airing live on when its on for future reference
check your local listings as the date approaches
if you dont wanna attend
but you should
because krista knows what shes doing
and monsters (probably) wont smash through the ceiling this time

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[crapton_of_luck]

I hope they don't because I don't feel like showing off and kicking their butts.

[Or maybe he does and he's just being a brat. Who knows.]

[stairsbro]

wouldnt have to make you work extra hard
flexing all those massive amounts of muscles you got over there
cant have that
zero monsters at this party
or else this guy is gonna have to kick everyones ass
even your own ass
thats how much ass youre gonna kick
every camera is going to have no choice but to aim in your direction
because youre just too hardcore
cant have that
the world couldnt handle it
everyone with an award would suddenly feel like trash
because you would be outshining every last fuckin one of em

[crapton_of_luck]

Have you even seen me fight?

[He's trying so hard not to laugh while he's typing in the text.]

[stairsbro]

no but i have in spirit
i dream about your epic fighting every night
it keeps me going
inspiration for just about every aspect of my life
while also simultaneously giving me a sense of dread
because there is no obtainable way to reach the level of amazing
that is your fighting
youre just the good man
and i think if i were to gaze upon the real deal
you fighting live in front of my very seeing orbs
my entire brain would explode
because its that good

[crapton_of_luck]

[Now Lucky just knows this guy's messing with him.]

Okay then.

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[k2so]

OH! I never saw them before. They do look fantastic.

Nice pink glasses.

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[stairsbro]

[ just goes ahead and turns the camera on them. they're taking a nap together - with one laying splayed out on top of the other ]

Listen they are both fantastic and fashionable as all get out.

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[k2so]

[That's adorable. Even Kay cant' resist letting a small 'awwwww' at the view.]

They are. I really need to find a tailor who can make pokemon sized clothes for mine.

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[stairsbro]

Jeff's a tailor. Ask him. He put clothes on our cat.

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[k2so]

Perfect. I have a lady cat that needs pretty clothes. But...it's just Jeff? Does he has a last name or a shop soemwhere?

[whiteas]

I think I'm going to bring Myrtenaster with just in case this time around.

[stairsbro]

is that the name of a pokemon

[whiteas]

It's the name of my sword.

[ And then she attaches a picture! It's attached at her hip, of course, so he also gets part of a skirt as the background. ]

[stairsbro]

oh cool
i mean the whole having a defense thing is probably a good idea
id hate to think i always needed to lung around my fucking sword though
shit got old so quick

[greenmagick]

They are very cute.

[stairsbro]

vote for them

[greenmagick]

I have! :)

[offwithhishat]

How could I dream of voting for anyone else? They're clearly the best in every aspect. Anyone who thinks otherwise simply can't comprehend perfection.

But I still don't want to go. Last year was terrible.

[stairsbro]

clearly
theyre the worlds darling couple
the newest edition of bennifer
but without being shitty actors
you know what im saying

dude last year had a monster attack
im knocking on wood but
what are the chances

jk the chances are so high
shit repeats on the same day so often

[offwithhishat]

Are you saying that they've had a couple name all this time and nobody told me?

Questioning the chances is practically asking for something to go wrong. I'm under the impression that if there's even a minuscule chance of something awful happening then it will. Isn't that just Genessia science at this point? They could practically teach it in school. I mean, assuming school was something we took seriously here.

[stairsbro]

their ship name is squibbles
like squiddles but theyre turtles
its a combo of squirts and bubbles

ngl i am still mildly disappointed we werent forced to go to school
cause now im legal af and its like
i dont even have a ged
if planet earth still existed
i would be such a deadbeat holy shit

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[childsized]

Did monsters smash through the ceiling last time?

[stairsbro]

not only did they smash through the ceiling
they also smashed through the fucking buffet table
waste of good eats if you ask me
and then they smashed every window
and some peoples faces
and your mom but in a different context
and every stupid decorate item
they personally offended me by taking my trophy and smashing it on the floor

[childsized]

So they destroyed the show, then.

I wonder if that means they'll take more precautions this year.

[stairsbro]

nah
nobody in this place takes precautions
we just keep throwing fucking parties