Huh. Good to know smartasses are a universal constant.

[The emerald-haired woman's lips quirk to the side in a wry smile, her country accent taking on an amused tone.]

At least the first bit was close enough.

Ah shouldn't find it interestin' that gettin' kidnapped from your home tends to be the same each time, but Ah do. Ya get dumped somewhere with a communications device, maybe a rundown on how things work, if you're lucky. Lots o'folks freakin' out, which is understandable...

[She's done this before.]