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[destroytheblueone]

[Oh, look, there's someone you guys haven't seen in awhile - Eggman! Busy working away at Aster Technologies as a hardware engineer and not realizing his video is on.]

Urgh, this is ridiculous. I, Dr. Eggman, wasting my 300 IQ on making hardware! I mean, sure, there's nothing easy about making motherboards and the like, but I could run this entire company by myself! Just give me a few badniks or a couple of Pawnbots to boss around and I could bring this place to new heights! Hmm... maybe I should start my OWN company. Restart Robotnik Inc. and run rings over the competition with my superior intellect and products.

[He stops to... smell under his arm. EW]

And I need a house. No one reminded me I only had a month until I was kicked out!

[And NOW he notices his video is on.]

AND HOW LONG HAD THAT BEEN RUNNING?! You heard and saw nothing!

Comments

[Video]

[sal_u_tations]

It'll be easy to find a place to live, Doctor! [She's all smiles.] If it's a house, you might have to split the costs with someone, though!

And ooh, your IQ is 300? So you're a certified genius, then!

[Video]

[destroytheblueone]

[Eggman ponders that.]

Hmm, find a roomie with a house, huh? I'll have to think on that. Might need something cheaper.

And yes, I am. One of the greatest minds of my world!

[Video]

[sal_u_tations]

What kind of stuff do you make? [Somehow 'Pawnbots' don't exactly make it obvious to her that it's robots.]

[video]

[fadedscarlet]

...You have such a high IQ and yet you didn't..

[pauses and rolls their eyes]

Why are you so inclined to stay in this place? Looking for a house? You could invent something and go back home..right?

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[destroytheblueone]

Well, I don't see you making any great ideas! Besides, genius takes time! And sometimes it proves to be insufferably boring!

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[fadedscarlet]

I'm not the genius. Besides, I just got here.

[huffs, smirking on the inside] You don't have to BE the genius, you know.

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[destroytheblueone]

Well, I have to! Someone has to, even if I am surrounded by those who just might be just as smart as me.

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[fadedscarlet]

Then use that genius to the fullest. Set. Yourself. Free. Release your mind and show it to all who oppose you...

[pauses] Ah-but you're too smart to show it now, huh? Oohhhh now I get it! Ah-HA! You don't want anyone to see what you're really thinking, really plotting for all of this hmm..?

[ anon text ]

[infiltrada]

On the contrary, I heard everything.

[Video]

[destroytheblueone]

That was a rhetorical demand!

[ anon text ]

[infiltrada]

Then why did you broadcast this so loudly?

[Video]

[destroytheblueone]

I didn't mean to!

It sounds so cliche, though!

[Video]

[swordprincess]

[Yes, Karla heard everything, too. But unlike some others, at least she won't tease about it.]

Well, it certainly is possible to start your own company if you so choose. I believe it takes a lot of money, though...

[That's about as much as she knows about starting a business...]

[Video]

[destroytheblueone]

Is that so, hm? Might need to plan this out a bit...

[Video]

[swordprincess]

So...you work with robots? What do you do with them? What kind of products would you create?

[Video]

[destroytheblueone]

Only the very best. Though, ah, granted, they are mostly meant for world conquest and all that.

[Clears throat] I'm learning. Maybe.

[Video]

[swordprincess]

[Well, that just sounds...odd to admit that so bluntly.]

You're learning...not to conquer the world?

[Video]

[scarlet_devil]

I'm sorry to say that I've already committed this to memory.

[ This little bat-winged menace isn't sorry at all. ]

Incidentally, we saw everything.

[Video]

[destroytheblueone]

Greaaaaat... this was not my finest day... especially now that everyone knows I stink.

Ugh!

[Video]

[scarlet_devil]

All the more reason to bathe regularly, no?