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[twin_tailed_wolf]

[So this brat hasn't been seen in awhile. She's been content with her job so she had no reason to post nonsense on the network.

Yet, this time, here she is with a messy room. Looks like a forest if a bear had ran through it.]

Hey, hi, hello, what up, quick question...

[The little wolf girl holds up a copy of the Genessia Tribune.]

How do you get the paperboy to stop throwing things through windows with unnatural accuracy again? One shot caused a cascade effect that knocked almost everything over.

Do you know how hard it is to decorate a room after a treehouse? Pretty damn hard when you want natural materials.

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[youfool]

Are you very sure it's unnatural? His pitching arm may have simply reached perfection.

Well, speaking personally, he hasn't abused me any, but then I pay my, haha, "protection money". "The worker is worth his wages".

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Protection money, huh?

It will take almost all I have to replace most of this stuff.

[She uses her bushy tail to sweep leaves off her nightstand.]

I wonder if he'll like a payment in meat nuggets?

[youfool]

[He is tempted to feel sorry for her, but then again she works for Fairy Tail, and so deserves every ounce of misfortune that comes her way.]

Couldn't hurt to try. If you can't catch him on his route--who can?--he is...associated with the Daily Tribune office in Genessia City. It's a small place, but then you're a small girl.

[He doesn't really work for them, per se...]

[twin_tailed_wolf]

[Ted has no friends.]

What does me being small have to do with anything? It just means I don't take up much space in a room.

[But yeah, if she can find it, she can just wait for the paperboy.]

[youfool]

[It's true]

Is size such a small matter? Like attracts like; I rather believe it makes a large difference. Well, if you need directions to the aforementioned, I can assist.

[redarrowqueen]

Getting hit by flying newspaper, not fun!

[twin_tailed_wolf]

So totes, girlfran!

[What was that fake accent?]

Did he get you too?

[redarrowqueen]

Paper wacked me in the head!

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Ooo~
What a prickly little pumpernickel he is!

[Fake anger, playful wolf growl. It's great to joke about misfortune, ain't it?!

And also because "pumpernickel" is a funny word.]

[redarrowqueen]

Pumpernickel is a funny word!

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Yes, it is~

[It's why she said it.

Meanwhile, she'll just reach behind herself and pluck a small twig from the fur of her tail.]

At least you don't have a big mess to clean up, right?

[redarrowqueen]

So true, just a bruise to hide. I was outside when it happened.

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Lucky~!

Well, not the bruise thing. That will raise questions and stir up implications.

Tatlyn moved the camera to show all the broken tree limbs that once hung on the walls, now splintered on the ground, leaves everywhere.]

This is going to take awhile.

[redarrowqueen]

Being a paperboy target is nothing new at work thankfully.

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[soulsforsale]

I've heard bribing works.

[She had not done it herself as she has nothing of value to really break. So she doesn't care enough. Plus newspapers don't really hurt her all that much if they hit her.]

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[twin_tailed_wolf]

Yeah, tall, blonde and clown-y mentioned that. But I need to save my money to replace my decor.

[She's talking about Ted.]

Other than offering meat nuggets, I'm not too sure what else I have.

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[soulsforsale]

What on earth are meat nuggets and if it is what I think it is why do they need to be a thing?

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[twin_tailed_wolf]

[They can't be serious.]

You really don't know...?

Okay, you know what meat is, right? Steak, bacon, rump roast? All that yummy stuff? Specifically with steak, just cut off a small chunk of it. Voila, meat nugget.

They are a thing because I'm a wolf species Elin.

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[soulsforsale]

I know what meat is, never had any. [She prefers flesh of mystical creatures than the actual meat of something like a pig or cow. But mostly because she can't get her normal food source.]

Such a strange thing to do though. Seems like a waste to just cut a small part of it.

[mother_of_monsters]

I think you need to subscribe to the paper or pay him some money so he stops doing that.

[Yes, like the mafia.]

I have plenty experience working with that kind of things, do you need help?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Neh, I think I got it. I just need to know where to leave the money.

I sure hope he likes meat nuggets, though, because that's all I can offer right now.

[mother_of_monsters]

Uh...that I'm not sure. The Genessia tribute might have a building. They have to print the papers somewhere, right?

Meat nuggets. Do you cook them?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Indeed.

Think I should? If the paperboy likes cooked meat, I can ask Mirajane if she trusts me with the kitchen.

[mother_of_monsters]

Humans usually like their meat cooked but...do we know for sure that the paperboy is human?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Pal, the level of accuracy from that kid is not human.

[Hell, if the paperboy was any more accurate, one could swear the newspaper could change directions mid-flight.

Or so Tatlyn thinks.]

[mother_of_monsters]

Figures...he's pretty chaotic, so I think he might be part of the fae folk.

[A good theory.]

[twin_tailed_wolf]

As long as he isn't secretly an Argon.

[Long story short? Ugly things made nature sad.]

[mother_of_monsters]

Uhm. I can't tell.

What's an Argon?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Big, ugly, nasty things that ruin nature.

I'm not positive of their origins, though. They're not of my world, that's for sure.

[mother_of_monsters]

So, like dogs? [Dray holds a grudge against canines, can you tell.]

Are any of those here?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Hmf. Well, excuse me.

[She's a wolf elin, therefore a canine. Technically.]

No. Argons are... Well, they're not here and everyone should be glad. They are all metally and use both magic and machines to reshape worlds. They can even put other living things through a conversion to make them Argons as well.

[mother_of_monsters]

Hm?

[Wolves are not dogs. Calling them the same would be insulting to wolves.]

Then it's really good that none of them is around. Guess we got lucky.

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Nothing.

[Both belong to the same Canidae family. But Tatlyn won't bother with details. At least she doesn't bark or worse; sparkle.]

So totally. But Genessia has it's own pack of meanies. Like that guy who said he was teach us a lesson about something. And the one who asked us to vote for him as emperor.

[mother_of_monsters]

Oh, okay.

[Sorry, it's a cat thing, he can't help it. And since when do dogs sparkle? Are these vampire dogs.]

Yes, it seems like every month a different megalomaniac is ready to announce how superior they are to all of us and how they will rule us. [Dray is very tempted to roll his eyes.] And yet here we are.

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[ubiquitously]

Sounds like the paperboy just has a bad attitude. He did the same sort of thing to me when I first arrived, too.

You gonna be okay cleaning all of that by yourself?

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[twin_tailed_wolf]

Meh, it will take time. I don't really want to ask for help with it though.

[That wolf pride.]

....though, if you want help, I can leave you the bags of broken branches to dispose of.

[ubiquitously]

Disposing of branches? That shouldn't be too hard, if that's all you want of me.

Quite the set-up you have, huh? You live in a tree house before Genessia?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Yeah, it wouldn't be proper to have a stranger in my bedroom.

Well, I was born in a tree city. Pora Elinu! Then I moved to Velika, which is like Genessia if it had Fayren's style.

[It's actually more grandiose than that, but that's the gist of it.]

[ubiquitously]

Ah, I suppose that is the way people think.

[He hums thoughtfully.] Sounds like a beautiful place, in any event. So you lived with nature in Pora Elinu? Did you move on pleasant terms?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

I am a Priestess, after all.

All things considered? I did. See, Pora Elinu is a close friend of the humans, I wanted to be in Velika to experience life among humans.

One thing lead to another, and I became a healer.

[ubiquitously]

... Dunno much about those exact places, but I think I get the gist of it.

Healing, huh? I assume you mean of the magical variety, not a traditional doctor?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

That's right!

I'm Fairy Haven's resident healer. So if you were here and got into a bar fight, I can heal you right up.

But if you somehow get food poisoning, well... We'll have a hole ready for you.

[Can you tell she's joking?]

[ubiquitously]

[That gets a laugh out of him.]

I see! I guess food poisoning would be complicated to heal with magic. I should hope that bar fights aren't the norm for you... or if that I come off as a violent drinker?

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Oh, it's not a normal day in Fairy Tail if a free-for-all doesn't happen.

[Okay, is she still joking?]

[ubiquitously]

Is that so? Sounds like a lively place.

Fortunately, I usually don't require healing! I'm tough as nails. [Plus, his human form is something of an illusion. He doesn't typically bleed or appear hurt, unless his spirit has taken damage.]

[twin_tailed_wolf]

Good on you!

Still though, if you're ever beaten within an inch of your life, come find me. My name's Tatlyn.

[ubiquitously]

Pfffhehe. If I'm beaten to the inch of my life, I don't know if I'd be able to!

I'd probably deserve it anyway~!