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[eikichishuman]

[A soft thud could be heard as Kuwabara drops his welcome to box, turning the video on his phone.]

Shit! What the hell is this place? [all that could be seen are his feet and legs as he paced back and forth in front of the communicator] Huh...what's this?

[He reached down to grab the phone he stared blankly at the screen.]

We're not in Tokyo anymore am are we Eikichi.....wait...Eikichi! Here kitty kitty! [his face grew panicked as he called out for his cat. The last thing he remembered was feeding the tabby cat and waking up in this strange place. What if some horrible demon or spirit attacked him and kidnapped his precious baby and dumped him here?!]

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[Video] | I'm threadjacking this :x

[xroyal_bratx]

Duzie, don't do that to people. It's not nice.

[ Ishtar is intervening in this conversation right now. Duzell you are a butt, stop it. ]

He means he's good at healing and first aid. Don't mind him. He's not as broody as he seems. We both work in the hospital. We're not 'quacks.' I know first aid and I heal for a living.

[Video] |I knew you were going to do this XD

[eikichishuman]

[so the guy's name is Duzie?]

Hey wait...why are there two of you on the screen now? How does this stupid thing work anyways? Last time I used one...it was a piece of junk. [of course he was blaming Koenma for that...]

Also...you both are doctors-healers. Got it. [they seem mostly trustworthy at least.]

[Video] PUSHES ISHTAR AWAY

[vampirebrat]

[Curse his luck. He didn't mean that to backfire. Nope. He didn't want to see this person often in the hospital. Specially not when he's the one manning the night shift.]

Try your best not to start fights at night. Schedule it from 7 AM to 3 PM! [Ishtar's shift.]

I've read all the medical texts h...[He was about to say 'human', but that would make things too obvious.] all medical professionals wrote over thousands of years. I've attended training and I'm a confident surgeon.

[Then she glances at the portion of the screen with Ishtar.]

Dr. Ishtar. [He started sarcastically.] Don't you have patients to attend to?

[Video] NATURALLY AND NO SHOVY DUZIE /POKES/

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Duzell but she calls him Duzie because she can. ]

I'm just sneaking a glance at who he's talking to. Hi again~

[ She's every so cheerful. ] It works various ways. I could show you later if you want? For now though, might be tough since I'm suppose to be wor...king. Haha.

[ Oh work how you make her feel lazy. ] Yep. If you ever get hurt or injured come by or call us. We'll definitely give you a hand right Duzie [ She playfully hits her vampire. ]

H-Hey! You do the night shift Duzie! Yeah he really does. Can you believe he does things so intelligently just from reading a stupid book? It's Ishtar and I finished mostly for now~

[Video] LULZ kuwabara is confused that is all

[eikichishuman]

[He stares completely confused at the screen of the two people. This place was really filled with some 'special' people alright. ]

Uh...yah...sure...I'll take a note of that....Hey...wait....you said the last thousand years...just how old is this place to have that kind of material...and how were you able to read all that?[His eyes narrowed slightly at the white hair man before getting distracted by Ishtar and her ramblings.]

Hold up.........Whitie's name is Duzie? Du-zye? Duh-zuie? how the heck do you even say it? [he stared before barking out a laugh] Damn no wonder you didn't want to tell me your name.

[Video] *ties Ishtar* Don't be confused Kuwabara ^_~

[vampirebrat]

Stalker!

[He said calmly as an answer to her remark. Seriously. As if Duzell would actually use the redhead as his feeding vessel... he actually would. But he'd deny it ever happening.]

Of course I'd give you a hand. [A pause.] Dr. Ishtar's hand.

[He then glanced at the feed with a flat expression. Really, was it that hard to read so many books so quickly? Then again, he's been reading from their world to this world.] Medical advancements are really not that hard to follow. Don't over think it, Genius.

It is Duzell. Ignore the sleep-depraved doctor. She says things which often times make no sense or no connection to reality. [He then glances at Ishtar with a menacing look.]

[Video] hahaah poor KuwaXD

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Oh Kuwabara, if only you knew how special these two really are. You would regret knowing them, really. ]

...Haha....yeah Duzie you tell him.

[ Ishtar just laughs it off as Kuwabara questions Duzell. She doesn't try to say anything more than this for the time being while Duzell explains it to him. ]

Uh it's pronounced like Doo--zi or something like that and hey hey stop giving me your patients Duzie. Ishtar's fine. I'm not a doctor. Duzie is. Don't be rude. You confused him.

[ She chuckles as she pats the vampire king's back. ]

Not sleep depraved and his name's Duzell yeah, but I call him Duzie. Isn't it cute? [ Menacing look ignored. ]

[Video] AND THEN ITS CALLED 'IGNORING YOU CRAZY PEOPLE TRALALALA"

[eikichishuman]

[He came to the quick conclusion.........these two people are REALLY fishy. Yuusuke is actually an evil demon and Kurama is the human form of a 1000000000000andwhateverhoweverlong demon thief fox spirit kind of fishy.][He stares at the screen and rubs the back of his neck opting to play dumb because that usually saves his ass in these types of situations.]

'Doo-zi?' still sounds like some kind of sneeze that has that disgusting nose shit attached to it. [He looked at the sliver hair man-vampire as if he was that nose shit] Either way, thanks for letting me know about doctor hours. I am sure I...or my friends will end up there eventually and its nice to know there are such....skilled people working there at all hours. [he gave them both his classic grin - yup, playing dumb and just going to ignore his gut for now. Not like they can get at him through a screen so...he was safe-ish....]

[Video]Nope! you can't ignore them XD

[vampirebrat]

[This guy reminds Duzell easily why it was a great plan to wipe this world of all humans. But he didn't want the person he loved to say anything against him at the moment. Though clearly he should just rid himself of all human contact, he just gave the man an unimpressed look at his act. This wasn't how he was talking earlier after all.]

You can call me Doctor. Don't bother with whatever she's teaching you. Of course I'd much appreciate never ever seeing you in the hospital. Again, I can't say the same about your cat.

[This woman was acting too thick-skinned or ignorant. So he shot her another glare before looking at the feed. A glare that said, "I don't care if I'm making him feel uncomfortable. Like I ever care"]

I call her Ishie-Ishie. You can do the same if you so prefer.

[Video] Duzell what the fuck. XD no It's Ish! ahaahaha poor kuwa XD

[xroyal_bratx]

[ Kuwabara will realize soon enough that they share mutual friends, but for the time being she'll keep that to herself as he seems to be a bit wary of them right now. Not that it bothered her. Ishtar was a good person at heart, so she didn't do anything bad to begin with. At least, not the bad kind that would get people hurt. At least, not right now. ]

Yup! Doozi! It's easy isn't it?

[ She laughed teasingly at the vampire. Of course, she could see he doesn't really trust him. ]

Come by when you can and ignore this guy here. He's just really gloomy most of the time. He'll warm up eventually. I'm not teaching him anything strange at all!

[ Ishtar does as she playfully pokes his cheeks. ]

Ish is much better. Most of my friends call me Ish.

[Video] What the fuck to both of you.

[eikichishuman]

[Ignore, ignore, ignore, just not going to meet either of them in a dark alley. ]

Ahahaa....Alright Ish-chan. [Kuwabara sent her a small grin before eyeing the sliver hair-not human. ][He wasn't sure if he wanted to be warmed up to by this guy...that just sounded dirty anyways...if it was a girl he'd be all for it though.]


Are you two a thing............? Like married.........? [he put it out bluntly]

[Video] Don't blame me, blame Ishtar and her mun

[vampirebrat]

I have no use for him, so I can't guarantee I could ever warm up to him, EVER.

[Duzell glares at Ishtar's fingers and tried to bite it off. Missing of course. But still trying.]

Married? Let me put it simply. Touch Ishtar, and you might find yourself lifeless in the hospital.

[Video] I do already

[eikichishuman]

Ya mean the morgue? [He gave the man an amused look]

Oi girlie your husband seems like the jealous type... [yup he already assumed they were a thing. That sounded like an ugly jealous lover type statement.] [the hairs on the back of his neck were already standing up.]

[Video] thanks you guys talking about me :|

[xroyal_bratx]

Er... if you want to call me that.

[ She rubbed the back of her head. Ichiru taught her a bit of Japanese honorifics so she sort of got it but still weird. She can't seem to be familiar with it attached to her name and at that moment she raises her arms in her defense. ]

Wh-whoaaa heey hey no!

[Video]

[xroyal_bratx]

We are not married! We're just really good friends...

[ Ishtar moved her hand away. ]

H-Hey no biting me Duzie!

[ She smacks him behind his back instead. ]

Don't threaten people! Don't-- n-no way I'm not even-- that's not true!

[Video]

[vampirebrat]

Yes. I believe that's the place for dead people. [He hissed.]

[Then he just gave Ishtar a short glance before a hand rested on Ishtar's shoulder which was farthest from him. Normally he wouldn't do this. But perhaps this would help Ishtar get out of trouble.]

Yes. Well. My wife has too many boys surrounding her. You can understand if I want to protect her, yes? [He doesn't even look like he's lying at all.]

[Video]

[eikichishuman]

[He continued to stare at the two- completely not believing it now. ] There is called being protective and then there is being an ass. Just cuz she is a girl doesn't mean she is weak, ya got trust issues if that is your reasoning. [Kuwabara was insightful........in the oddest ways] either way not my business [Unless you are an evil asshole, which Kuwabara wasn't sure where the sliver hair man sat on the good or evil scale.]

[Video]

[xroyal_bratx]

...Duzell stop threatening the guy it's not nice.

[ Ishtar smacked him again for that comment. He didn't seem to get it did he? Ishtar just glares at him for continuing the stupid charade. The guy is already probably thinking they were weird as fuck. She didn't even question it any further than this. ]

See, he gets the point. I don't need you to protect me all the time. I can take care of myself, thanks. Lots of trust issues if you ask me.

[ She furrowed her brows. ]

[Video] I am so sorry... did not see the notif DX

[vampirebrat]

Right. None of your business. [If only the carrot-head knew how much trouble the little brat got herself and Duzell in on an almost daily basis, he'd say otherwise.

He quickly avoided the hit and appeared a few meters from Ishtar with a half-amused face.] You and your friends. Idiots.