I can't help you with the vinegar and baking soda volcano, man. You have to do that one on your own. I've been like permanently forbidden from playing with that anymore after The Incident.

No no, really it's easy, you just look him dead in the eye and tell him that some jacked, super fun, really talented, extremely handsome gun for hire in Manhattan would absolutely Kringle his Christmas. I'm sure he's heard it before.

He should have, I know I keep sending those letters.