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[sharpeinolds]

Hey kids!

I know what you're all thinking.

Wow, I can't believe Spiderman finally hit puberty! Aren't his abs amazing, I just want to rub my face all over them.

First of all, thanks, I work out.

Second of all, don't call me Spiderman, lets get that out of the way right now.

Third of all, I just took a nap on the bottom of a cave because I.... accidentally... kicked the fancy Star Wars hologram over there, just wanted to put that out there: Don't kick the hologram. PSA here, kids.

Forth of all, I lost track of what I was listing.

And fifth of all because I'm on a roll and I need to prove I'm sober and I can count to five, does anyone have directions to a really cheap bar? I'll also accept directions to the pharmacy or a tire and lube.

I'm gonna need a few more chemicals in me before I deal with this. It's for my sake, not your-

I mean your sake, not mi-

No definitely my sake, sorry. Promised a friend I wasn't going to lie as much anymore.

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[shewhoislife]

[Have a very stern motherly glare.]

Sounds like you've had enough of these "chemicals" for the day. I suggest you drink some water.

[sharpeinolds]

I mean beer is like... ninety five percent water.

So I've had a lot of water today, mommy.

[shewhoislife]

No. You will drink water like a normal person young man. Or I will find you and make sure you stay sober.

[Video]

[cool_time]

[Well now, she's definitely interested in this new arrival. He looks like fun!]

Tire and lube? [She's curious. You better answer.]

Re: [Video]

[sharpeinolds]

Oh yeah, the gasoline soaked rags are great for-

[Wait how old is this person.

Wait.

Back up]

For... taking stains out of lace. Doilies.

.... Don't huff gasoline, that's bad.

[Video]

[cool_time]

Oh no, please. You don't need to lie to me. I promise I won't rat you to the cops or anything like this. [Does Genessia even has cops? Pipimi has no idea, really. She didn't pay attention.]

[video]

[black_black_heart]

[ Someone's been in a slump ever since some asshole left. He's been home far more nights than he's been anywhere near Velvet.

Seeing Wade pop back up hadn't even entered Tannusen's mind as a possibility.

But there he is. ]

Wade?!

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[sharpeinolds]

[Calling Wade 'some asshole' while he doesn't even fucking know you

.... is pretty much par for the course, he'd see it coming.]

Hi!

Look, if we met, I've recently had a... a few-

Like ten, maybe, recent serious head traumas, memory is kind of foggy, don't take it personally.

[black_black_heart]

[ Oh good, we know relief can't be allowed to exist unchecked. ]

...So, basically the usual Thursday for you.

[ Other than, you know, not remembering people. Or at least Tannusen. ]

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[yoyoofdoom]

Um Mister, you don't look like a spider.

[He doesn't get it, yet he's mildly concerned.]

Are you okay?

Re: video.

[sharpeinolds]

Well yeah, because I'm not Spiderman, duh.

Do you want the real answer or the really real answer?

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[yoyoofdoom]

Then why would people think you're a spider?

Um, the really really real answer if that's okay.

[Voice]

[singinghuntress]

I'm almost afraid to ask vhat you need zhe pharmacy or tire und lube for. Or vhy you need chemicals to begin vith.

Re: [Voice]

[sharpeinolds]

And yet here we are! I know you didn't technically ask but I'm a sharer.

I'm going to fuck myself up unto a degree where I might be declared medically dead. Wanna watch?

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[singinghuntress]

[....There's a pause and then just laughter.]

You must haf gone through some serious shit to vant to go zhat far.

[And yet, she's not saying no to watching yet. ]

You realize zhat death doesn't stick around here, right?

[liveandforgive]

[well this guy sounds thoroughly sound of mind. he's silent for a moment before,]

Might wanna take a breather or two before hitting up a bar again. [he says as someone with experience seeing Tifa handle drunkards back home]

[sharpeinolds]

I don't need to breathe to drink.

[That. Was not. Actually. What was implied here, Wade.]

[Video] 'SUP, man

[k2so]

You came back yet you don't seem to remember this place. Is that correct?

But answering to your question, there's a bar called Velvet Lust that you might like. I work there, it's in Genessia City.

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[sharpeinolds]

Yeah you, that guy! The robot! I was just told you were here, oh my god you are!

And you're not a hilarious robot head on a stick attached to a man in a green suit! I love it when people aren't CGI-

Oh yeah, I got the whole rundown, apparently I have a job saved here.

Can I have your autograph? Like maybe take a selfie?

[quick_clean_pure]

Excuse me while I blatantly self-promote and say Fortuna Palace has a good bar. Source: me, because I work there and make the fucking drinks.

[sharpeinolds]

You guys make Kamikazes?

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[sleepingbagsensei]

Not if you keep talking like that Not-Spiderman.

[What is this guy.]

Re: video.

[sharpeinolds]

Fine, whatever. I don't need your help, I can find my own mind altering chemicals all by myself, I'm an adult.

[spidertwerp]

You know Spiderman?

[Have one skeptical looking kid with a bit of an amused look.]

[sharpeinolds]

I follow his facebook fanpage, that's pretty close.