1st Bang | Video

[scruffyman]

Attention to all those that dwell in Genessia!

[The camera at first doesn't show anyone, just staring at a wall. But then it gradually goes up as it hears the voice. And what's that on top of a nearby roof. A figure is there, a ninja clad in dark green, his scarf flowing in the wind as his arms are crossed.]

The ultimate shinobi of love and justice has arrived to combat all evildoers! [He suddenly jumps, soaring rather high into the air before landing, even doing a pose!

...although he does blink.]

Oh wow, I nailed it this ti--[He suddenly shifts up straight, coughing. Even when he succeeds, he manages to screw up.] AHEM, as I was saying, worry not! I have heard everything I need from Lady Weiss! I, Bang Dhishigami, shall lend you my aid for whatever troubles ail this world! Now, as for just who I am really--

[And the phone suddenly shifts views to the street, as if someone was running with it. It takes a bit, but Bang does notice he is being robbed and gives chase.]

WAIT! I PAID YOU FOR YOUR--sorry madam-- AID! GET BACK HERE, VILLAIN!

[The voice is heard in the background. Don't worry, he'll get the phone back...

eventually.]

Comments

[alwaysimpaled]

[When Bang gets his device back, he'll see Dante looking nonplussed.]

Might want to rethink the name dude. Sounds like something out of a bad anime...

[scruffyman]

That IS my real name, one proudly given to me! Also... what is a "anime?"

[Anime ja nai.]

[alwaysimpaled]

Man, either your parents were nerds, or didn't like you.

Don't worry about what anime is. It's not worth explaining.

[scruffyman]

Do you have a point to these insults!?

[alwaysimpaled]

Not insults, just observations. Don't have many chances to talk with people with such... interesting names.

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[hot_handed]

Did someone tattoo your shitty face while you were drunk?

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[scruffyman]

This mark is a scar, one given to me when my master fell to Jin Kisaragi. It serves as a grave reminder of my failure that day.

[Though technically things went according to his masters plan, but no need to bring that up; that was info that couldn't be spread around so casually. That and he was still getting used to knowing THAT was the plan. Besides, a kid like this could learn something.

Although he goes back to his bravado and even some anger.]

HOWEVER! One so young should not casually throw foul language!

[And again he enters an unwinnable fight...]

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[hot_handed]

Heh?! The master must've been just as pathetic as his student to fall like that! No wonder you piss me off, you're all talk and obnoxious as fuck.

[Oh Bang. Bang what did you do. A vein in his neck starts to throb as he stares at him blankly before he explodes.]

THE HELL DID YOU SAY?! INSTEAD OF TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, HOW ABOUT YOU GO AND FUCKING GET SOME SKILL YOU NINJAFUCKINGWANNABE! I'LL MURDER YOU FUCKER!!!

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[scruffyman]

FOOL! One must learn from failures to prepare for the future! You too will understand one day!

[Like he needed to. There was much to reflect on. He didn't deny anger was there, but this kid was, well, a kid. No malice should be given to them...

But discipline was clearly needed. Even he recognized that.]

My word, there is not enough soap for such a filthy mouth! In place of your parents unable to discipline you, it befalls on to me to properly teach you some manners!

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[sleepingbagsensei]

Discipline yourself first, or hang the scarf and retire.

[Yeah, now he's cutting in. Look Bakugo, your teacher is on your side, though he seems he could care less. The kid can handle himself.]

The kid is with me and is my responsibility. Unless you get his permission, don't bother.

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[hot_handed]

[Ouch. Failures. He's starting to learn about those. It takes him a moment to respond because he's busy imploding.]

I'll take those weak words and shove them back into your shitty mouth when I murder you, bastard.

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[howamanlives]

... Awesome! What an introduction! ... Even if you got your stuff taken.

You sounds a real man, dude!

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[scruffyman]

Glad to have found a fan upon entering this world! Fortunately it was easy to catch up to the thief. Even with a headstart, few can keep up with me!

[Though he did have to apologize and pay for damages to a store, and then a person he accidentally bumped into. At least it was less messy than his world given his recent bad luck.]

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[howamanlives]

Heh, I wouldn't say fan, but it's definitely a good first impression!

Makes me wanna challenge you to a fight!

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[scruffyman]

Ah a chance to spar! I certainly would not turn down such an opportunity.

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[howamanlives]

Spar, all out brawl, whatever. Just as long as we don't get anyone hurt in the middle of it.

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[youfool]

Welcome, Bang! Hah, you certainly live up to your name. Not sure about the "forest spirit" part; perhaps you're an outdoorsman?

Anyway, I hope this message finds you once--I'm sure--the villain's apprehended.

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[scruffyman]

I am one of the greatest ninja in all of Ikaruga! Although I do find myself outdoors quite often.

[Bang, that's not what he meant...]

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[youfool]

Ah, you've retrieved it! Made good time, too. The town of the "mottled dove", eh...

[He guesses at Ikaruga's meaning too.]

What sort of work do ninjas get up to?

[Cause flashy heroism seems...not their thing.]

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[scruffyman]

At the moment, we are currently in the middle of making our home in Kagutsuchi. Well, my men are doing that. I on the other hand have left on an epic journey in order to find the lost prince of our land. Things got a bit...complicated.

[More than he was expecting really.]

For now, my goal is to aid Ragna the Bloodedge in his task. Although now that I am here, I intend to lend my aid to those that need it.

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[youfool]

Goodness! The fiery son of Izanami? That sounds much more turbulent than Ikaruga.

[He has no idea how those two relate, much less how their names may not be wholly indicative of their natures.]

Well, serving wherever you're placed is a noble and utterly correct view. Your skills include all ninja-related activities? Espionage, assasi--well, let's not indulge that one, eheh.

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[innocent_royal]

[Never mind the silly name or the petty theft of his belongings, this little lady heard something that caught her interest. She even patiently waited until he got the phone back so she can ask.]

Excuse me, sir. Are you a super hero?

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[scruffyman]

Indeed! Wherever there is evil in my sight, I will either take it down, or make sure those in its path cannot be hurt!

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[innocent_royal]

[Ever the innocent child, her eyes sparkle in wonder. Be they knights or super heroes, Anastasia admires those who fight evil in the name of truth, justice and love.]

That's so cool~
A hero, like Magical Girl Nova Meow Meow~

Can I ask about your super powers?

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[scruffyman]

[Despite his own self-doubts lately, it did feel good to make children smile.]

Of course! I possess the skills of the ninja, able to hide myself in smoke and use many tools to make it easier to apprehend my foes! For example--

[He holds up a nail.] This one can form webbing when it explodes, like so!

[He then crushes it, seemingly getting his hand all webbed up. Now this would normally be bad and dumb...but he always had a way out.]

Hard to get out of for my foes, but I can make it vanish with the power of fire!

[And just like that, he ignities his hand briefly, and the webbing was gone.]

I am also quite nimble and strong, able to dash across the air with ease, and punch my foes with thunderous fury! Of course, I just fight to knock them out, for I do not kill!