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[quick_clean_pure]

I got married to who now?

[He's got an eyebrow arched but he mostly just looks amused.]

All right, now I'm real curious as to who started that little nugget of gossip. Graverobber's not mad, understand, Graverobber's just bewildered is all.

Also I'm pretty sure I haven't met anyone named Conner here yet, so our sexual chemistry must be skyrocket high if people think we're married without exchanging any words yet.

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[solar_flare]

He came to the barbecue. Flew in, actually. Big muscles, black hair, blue eyes, super hot.

[And she's REALLY glad Graverobber's the first to bring it up because she already had an awkward conversation with Conner about the last time a rumor came up about his sex life.]

That might be where the rumor came from.

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[quick_clean_pure]

I may have spotted him while he was there, but we didn't talk or anything like that. Maybe we were on line for grub at the same time and the tension was just crackling in the eyes of witnesses.

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[solar_flare]

I guess so. I mean, this isn't the first time someone's gossiped about him being in a relationship since he got here.

Anyway, guess I'll stop trying to find the gift registry. No free toasters for you guys.

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[quick_clean_pure]

Does he just have sky-high chemistry with everyone or is he just particularly unlucky with the gossip circuit?

Ah, that's a damned shame, I can always use more toast.

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[solar_flare]

Could be either one, but between us? My money's on both.

[Even she felt some hint of attraction. Tamped it down because she's not ready to deal with that right now, but it was still there.]

Guess you'll have to go get hitched for real if you want toast.

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[quick_clean_pure]

Oh, and I bet that's gotta be real fun for him if this rumor stuff is going on all the time.

Well, maybe I should meet my alleged husband, and we can get hitched for real and use it as an excuse to get as many appliances as possible.

[mother_of_monsters]

I can't believe you didn't invite me to the wedding! After all we shared...!

[ Yeah, Dray didn't buy the rumours but he's playing along now. ]

[quick_clean_pure]

I'm sorry Dray. Our passions could not be contained before our beautiful midnight elopement with no witnesses.

[mother_of_monsters]

[He laughs at that.]

Ah, young love. So hard to resist getting your hand all over each other.

Congratulations. Who proposed?

[quick_clean_pure]

I did. It was beautiful. Fireworks burst in the air, birds sang, poetry was read. We both wept like infants.

[mother_of_monsters]

[Dray wipes a fake tear form his ear.]

How lovely, I'm sure it went down in history. I don't know what your husband or wife looks like though, I haven't met any Conner.

[amygreycastle]

Aw and I thought you were gonna marry me!

[Amy's cracking the hell up in her apartment at the moment. She doesn't believe those rumors for a second, but she's just playing along too.]

[quick_clean_pure]

[Graverobber laughs and then winks at her.]

I'm sorry, Amy. Our dance at prom was wonderful, but I have fallen head over heels for a man that I have never met, somehow.

[amygreycastle]

Ah well, at least we can still be friends, right?

[And she cannot stop giggling, someone help her before she starts to choke.]

[quick_clean_pure]

That's true. We can still hang and be best buds and occasionally gossip about my beloved spouse-person.

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[brbgettingwrench]

I am curious as to who starts pretty much all the rumours that goes around every so often.

Because I am sure this isn't the first time. [It is the first time however she got a mention in one.]

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[quick_clean_pure]

Whoever it is, I imagine they have quite the vivid imagination and a lot of free time.

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[brbgettingwrench]

Probably. If I knew who they were I would want to ask them really.

Like why two people who might not even know each other.

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[quick_clean_pure]

Boredom? Or maybe they read a lot of fanfiction and paid people up in their heads.

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[brbgettingwrench]

Fanfiction?

[She had no clue what that even is.]

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[fairysoul]

Graverobber? Is that actually your name?

[She doesn't mean to be rude, she's just curious.]

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[quick_clean_pure]

Nah, not exactly. It's what I go by, though. Used to be my job title, before I came here.

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[fairysoul]

Oh, I see. I wasn't aware it was a job title. Is it similar to 'undertaker'? Or more like 'treasure hunter'?

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[quick_clean_pure]

Treasure hunter's a little closer. It's kind of weird and disgusting, but if you want to hear, I'll tell ya.

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[fairysoul]

Mmm. Does it involve digging up corpses? Because if so, I think I get the general idea. [She's not judging. She just doesn't need details.]

What's your name, then?