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Theodore (Ted) Satchel ([personal profile] youfool) wrote in [community profile] genessia2018-06-06 09:45 pm

[Action & Video] Comas and Roses and Ice Cream, Oh My!

5/20 - Sleeping Foodie - Ted & Satou (Action, Closed)

This looked to be one of the more tedious bounties. Ted couldn't yet procure the medical reports pertaining to the nature of the poison used, so for now he had to resort to general, Hail Mary pavement hitting. And the first thing to do was to confer with the police department and ask to see their suspect list. He also needed a disguise, since the world at large was getting wise to his bounty hunting act and how (mostly) successful he was.

The secretary was pliant enough, telling him to wait while she got the records. And who should he find milling about the office but the sinful witch herself?

"Ah, hello Kuroneko. Your beat extends to this city too, eh?"

6/5 - Roses are Red - Ted & Rin (Video)

[Come on Ted, spit it out.]

So, um...I'm afraid my latest bounty is proving very elusive. To draw him or her out, I'll need a woman about my age, or one who looks it, to pose as my lover in however many roseal places until things become more open. You'll need to be very obvious about it too. I won't insist on anything risque, but, erm...well, we'd start with hand-holding, and go from there.

Aheh, don't worry! I've, ah, done plenty of bounties and, so far, haven't gotten anyone killed. Your security would be my top concern, and the villain's capture a close second. Goodness, using that flower to enact death. Have they not heard of rosaries? What perversion won't Everglade stoop to?

[He hangs up very quickly. What vexes him so much isn't the odd bait he's suggesting, but that he has to bring a girl into it. He made it sound ridiculous and reckless on purpose just to discourage any would-be heroines. OOC: Rin will ultimately be who he picks, but feel free to tweak his nose anyway.]

6/6 - Ice cream absolution - (Action, Open)

[Ted needed to wash his hands of involving not one, but two women in his crusade against crime. Will his chivalry ever recover? Is he losing his touch? He needs to do a good deed that doesn't put the fairer sex in danger, for a change. Oh hey, he got a right answer in the newspaper again. A month's supply of ice cream turned out to be...not that much.

Hang it. It's summer time, and that gives him an idea: handouts.

In all of the main cities, you'll find Genessia's court jester with a large board hung on his back. It reads: FREE ICE CREAM. Satsuki might not loose his diet enough to indulge in it anyway, and what better way to unload excess supply? Just don't ask where he's keeping it all.]
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[personal profile] ubiquitously 2018-06-07 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. Well, you should take the time to find someone perfect. You not only need to be convincing, but more appealing a target than any other couples in the area.

I hope you teach them a lesson.
ubiquitously: (smiling faces)

[personal profile] ubiquitously 2018-06-07 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
People trust law enforcement to keep them safe. They're not just going to stop living their lives. That's what you people do bounties for. [Shrug.] To give them reassurance.

That said. Have you ever even touched a girl?
ubiquitously: (smirk)

[personal profile] ubiquitously 2018-06-10 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
I somehow suspect that couples don't go on dates in Everglade in order to feel 'safe' in the first place.

[But he lets that go, smirking.] Oh, I see. I won't press for details. If you're confident that you can handle it, then I'll leave it to you.

[He wasn't going to offer very much help in the first place.]
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[personal profile] ubiquitously 2018-06-11 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Remind me to frame that gratitude and put it on my wall.

But if you'll really be fine on your own, I'll let you go. And don't overthink my help: I just don't like the idea of love being punished by violence. Seems like a bit too much.