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[Action & Video] Comas and Roses and Ice Cream, Oh My!
5/20 - Sleeping Foodie - Ted & Satou (Action, Closed)
This looked to be one of the more tedious bounties. Ted couldn't yet procure the medical reports pertaining to the nature of the poison used, so for now he had to resort to general, Hail Mary pavement hitting. And the first thing to do was to confer with the police department and ask to see their suspect list. He also needed a disguise, since the world at large was getting wise to his bounty hunting act and how (mostly) successful he was.
The secretary was pliant enough, telling him to wait while she got the records. And who should he find milling about the office but the sinful witch herself?
"Ah, hello Kuroneko. Your beat extends to this city too, eh?"
6/5 - Roses are Red - Ted & Rin (Video)
[Come on Ted, spit it out.]
So, um...I'm afraid my latest bounty is proving very elusive. To draw him or her out, I'll need a woman about my age, or one who looks it, to pose as my lover in however many roseal places until things become more open. You'll need to be very obvious about it too. I won't insist on anything risque, but, erm...well, we'd start with hand-holding, and go from there.
Aheh, don't worry! I've, ah, done plenty of bounties and, so far, haven't gotten anyone killed. Your security would be my top concern, and the villain's capture a close second. Goodness, using that flower to enact death. Have they not heard of rosaries? What perversion won't Everglade stoop to?
[He hangs up very quickly. What vexes him so much isn't the odd bait he's suggesting, but that he has to bring a girl into it. He made it sound ridiculous and reckless on purpose just to discourage any would-be heroines. OOC: Rin will ultimately be who he picks, but feel free to tweak his nose anyway.]
6/6 - Ice cream absolution - (Action, Open)
[Ted needed to wash his hands of involving not one, but two women in his crusade against crime. Will his chivalry ever recover? Is he losing his touch? He needs to do a good deed that doesn't put the fairer sex in danger, for a change. Oh hey, he got a right answer in the newspaper again. A month's supply of ice cream turned out to be...not that much.
Hang it. It's summer time, and that gives him an idea: handouts.
In all of the main cities, you'll find Genessia's court jester with a large board hung on his back. It reads: FREE ICE CREAM. Satsuki might not loose his diet enough to indulge in it anyway, and what better way to unload excess supply? Just don't ask where he's keeping it all.]
This looked to be one of the more tedious bounties. Ted couldn't yet procure the medical reports pertaining to the nature of the poison used, so for now he had to resort to general, Hail Mary pavement hitting. And the first thing to do was to confer with the police department and ask to see their suspect list. He also needed a disguise, since the world at large was getting wise to his bounty hunting act and how (mostly) successful he was.
The secretary was pliant enough, telling him to wait while she got the records. And who should he find milling about the office but the sinful witch herself?
"Ah, hello Kuroneko. Your beat extends to this city too, eh?"
6/5 - Roses are Red - Ted & Rin (Video)
[Come on Ted, spit it out.]
So, um...I'm afraid my latest bounty is proving very elusive. To draw him or her out, I'll need a woman about my age, or one who looks it, to pose as my lover in however many roseal places until things become more open. You'll need to be very obvious about it too. I won't insist on anything risque, but, erm...well, we'd start with hand-holding, and go from there.
Aheh, don't worry! I've, ah, done plenty of bounties and, so far, haven't gotten anyone killed. Your security would be my top concern, and the villain's capture a close second. Goodness, using that flower to enact death. Have they not heard of rosaries? What perversion won't Everglade stoop to?
[He hangs up very quickly. What vexes him so much isn't the odd bait he's suggesting, but that he has to bring a girl into it. He made it sound ridiculous and reckless on purpose just to discourage any would-be heroines. OOC: Rin will ultimately be who he picks, but feel free to tweak his nose anyway.]
6/6 - Ice cream absolution - (Action, Open)
[Ted needed to wash his hands of involving not one, but two women in his crusade against crime. Will his chivalry ever recover? Is he losing his touch? He needs to do a good deed that doesn't put the fairer sex in danger, for a change. Oh hey, he got a right answer in the newspaper again. A month's supply of ice cream turned out to be...not that much.
Hang it. It's summer time, and that gives him an idea: handouts.
In all of the main cities, you'll find Genessia's court jester with a large board hung on his back. It reads: FREE ICE CREAM. Satsuki might not loose his diet enough to indulge in it anyway, and what better way to unload excess supply? Just don't ask where he's keeping it all.]
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[Finally, they reach the library. Now the wait begins. The ice cream top was also gone, and Anastasia was proceeding to nibble away at the edible cone.]
Otaku is a disease then?
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No; not a physical one, anyway. Apparently it applies exclusively to men, rendering them terrified of contact with the opposite sex, and relegated to their homes but for evening hours, where they...go out to meet teen idols.
[It sounds very strange and sad to him.]
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[Well. There goes much of what she knew about men. She originally thought they all would go out of their ways to fight for a girl, but apparently she still has a lot more to learn.]
That doesn't sound like a healthy lifestyle... I can't imagine living like that.
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No, but then, that is how the masculine reacts to overwhelming amounts of stress. Men withdraw, women scream. Or something along those lines.