the robolution is now ~ [video]

[droidrights]

[ Is there some scuffle? The camera sends jarred pictures from the cavern at the bay, anyway, and then a clang of metal hitting metal. A moment later, a robotic foot comes into view. Looks like someone has just kicked the pod they woke up in.

A moment later, a robot comes into focus. A grumbling robot, who is plucking the silk and soft padding from her frame on which she had been pillowed when she woke up - and which had promptly gotten stuck in all these exposed, moving parts that make her frame. ]

If this is how you repair droids, I want a chat with your engineers!

[ Her head dome swivels and tilts forward, focusing on the small lens of the camera. ]

Are you here, Lando? This is exactly the kind of trouble you would get us into.

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[k2so]

You did it yourself? [OHHHH that's interesting.] Truly one of a kind, I'm a little jealous.

And you waste your talents in the millennium falcon? Why?

[droidrights]

Somebody's got to keep Lando from spending all his credits on capes and giant portraits of himself!

[ She tilts her dome. ]

I think you're unique, too. It's not how we start out that matters, it's what we make of ourselves. There are no two droids that are the same in the galaxy.

[k2so]

Capes? Not ponchos?

[Capes are for Imperialllls :C And mean people.

Kay's voice is clealry happy after her last reply, though.]

Thank you. And yes, I think you are right. Now, if only others here saw it that way...

[droidrights]

[ She leans closer towards the camera even though she can see Kay just fine. ]

Why? Are people giving you trouble? Because I can punch them for you.

[k2so]

[ Kay sure wasn't expecting the protectiveness. Offers of violence for one's sake are so charming. ]

I appreciate it but no, no one is bothering me now And I could probably punch them myself if that were the case. People talks behind my back, though, or don't think droids are really alive.

[ Like Emerald, for example. ]

[droidrights]

[ She has your backplate, robobuddy :)

L3 nods solemnly. ]

They need punching then. Just call me when you need backup, I can hold them down while you punch if you like.

[k2so]

[ This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. ]

Will do. I could should you around once you are more settled. Say, any strong feelings against grenades?

[droidrights]

No? I've got nothing against grenades. They're very useful when you need to make a quick getaway.

[k2so]

They are! My boyfriend gifted me a few some time ago and there are a few places here where we can practice our aim

[ Or lack of aim, in Kay's case. ]

I also have a rocket launcher. Is the best thing, do you want to try it?

[droidrights]

Yes, I want to try it! I've never gotten a rocket launcher.

[ She may be pouting a little now. Why did you buy so much shimmersilk and never buy her a platinum rocket launcher, Lando? How cruel and unusual! ]

You have a boyfriend?

[k2so]

Is the best thing. You don't need to be good at aiming, one only has to remember what side fires the projectile.

[Because Lando is inconsiderate.]

Yes. His name is Cassian Andor, he's the current Guardian of Attleton city.

[droidrights]

Oh. One of these.

A nice man told me I should try to get a job as Guardian. That you get paid for punching people. Or choking. It was possibly choking.

[k2so]

Yes. It's very practical for a lot of situations.

A nice man...well he's a bit misinformed. You don't get paid for that.

[ He's not saying you CAN'T punch people though. ]

[droidrights]

Are you sure?

[ Sure, break her heart. She'd been looking forward to her new career of getting paid for punching jerks! ]

Because I would like getting paid for that.

[k2so]

Sadly yes. You don't get paid for punching people unless you work as a boxer or something like that.

[ But now that he thinks of it... ]

I have another job, as a bouncer in the Velvet Lust bar. You could ask with Tanussen, the owner, and see if he is hiring. You get to kick out the people who misbehaves.

[droidrights]

Working in a bar? I'll think about it. I don't have too much luck with cantinas. More likely to be one of those who are misbehaving, to be honest. But I'll take a look at this one.

[ Between her hating droid fights and slavery and Lando angering the card sharks they're really more used to being kicked out than leaving on their own terms. But. Hey. It's all part of their life. ]

[k2so]

There's also the option of being a bounty hunter. You are your own boss but you also can't not kill your targets.

[ Yeah, Kay would understand. More often than not, Cassian and him left all places running for their lives. ]

[droidrights]

Bounty hunter, huh? I don't know if I've got the right parts for that. But I'll look into it, too.

Back home, I wasn't much of a battle model but maybe here being a droid is enough.

[ Maybe there's less competition, with no assassin droids and the likes around. ]

[k2so]

I tried it a few times, is not as difficult as it sounds. But some crimes here are really weird, especially in Attleton

it really when it comes to the average human. [ They're so fragile and breakable... ] You said you were a navigator, right? I guess you could always find a job as a driver but there are no spaceships here because the barriers limit the sky.

[droidrights]

That's what the brochure said, too.

[ Her shoulders slump a little. ]

Looks like I'll have to find something else to do. I could drive on the ground but that's boring.

[k2so]

[ He gives and understanding nod. ]

It's nothing like flying, no...But I'm sure you'll fine something you like to do, L3.