[Video]

[randallboggs]

[A purple lizard monster appears on the screen - looks like he's wearing some sort of basic apron. It's covered in colourful powders and food dyes.]

OK, listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once.

From now until closing time today there's half price off of all cakes at Pan's Grocery. Better hurry. They'll sell like hot cakes.

[He pauses a moment.]

Get it?

OK. Limited time offer. Get your half price cakes, special offer today only!

Oh and better eat them within 24 hours. Just a tip.

Comments

[riddlemehiss]

[A talking lizard!]

I prefer lukewarm cakes.

[Hot cakes just sound really hard to eat to be honest.]

[randallboggs]

Well, they'll be cold cakes by the time you get 'em. Otherwise my decorations would melt.

[riddlemehiss]

[Cold cakes are better than hot cakes, but still not quite lukewarm cakes.]

What do you use to decorate?

[randallboggs]

Candy. Frosting. Bit of everything.

Are these whole cakes btw?

[riddlemehiss]

[Ooh! Sugar and more sugar! Sounds perfect!]

I'd like to order 27. With extra frosting!

[Video]

[youfool]

[He'll certainly do his part to support Randall is less nefarious professions. The pun elicits a chuckle.]

Hah, all right. Why is the speedy consumption necessary?

[Video]

[randallboggs]

Because I-- I mean, they, made too much and it'll be stale by tomorrow. So eat it fast.

Re: [Video]

[youfool]

[He snickered at the hasty pronoun switcharoo. You ain't slick!]

Ahaha, so that's the downside to having so many appendages: your employer has you do as many times as much! Well, you leave it to me to save the bakery from waste. What diligent tasks you do.