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[sharpeinolds]

[Most people... will not recognize who this is.

Wade after all, hadn't taken his mask off for his first post here. While indeed, the video feed only takes up his top half, it's pretty clear he's wearing some goddamn hideous Hawaiian shirt, a beer on the table beside him.]

... So no really, what the fuck do you do for fun here, other than get drunk and make clumsy innuendo at your boss?

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[quick_clean_pure]

[Graverobber doesn't seem too fazed by his appearance, but then again, people look pretty fucked up where he's from.]

Well, we got a casino 'round here for gambling if you're into that. Though I'm biased 'cuz I make drinks for money over there.

[sharpeinolds]

I mean I could just keep adding vices to my little vice pyramid I have going here.

[quick_clean_pure]

Ain't nothing wrong with expanding your vice portfolio to include all sorts of illicit skills that may or may not sap your wallet.

[sharpeinolds]

I could also keep shitposting on that anonymous entry here, that's marginally better and a lot less illegal than setting a dumpster on fire and pushing it down a hill.

[quick_clean_pure]

Fair 'nuff, but the anonymous entries don't seem like they come around all that often. Assuming you like shitposting for an audience.

[sharpeinolds]

I mean.... yeah. I sort of require an audience for everything.

[quick_clean_pure]

Yeah, I figured. Shitposting is not done alone. So you may need to venture other places for your kicks.

[armum]

[...where does she begin? That shirt.] ...fun is...a state of mind, isn't it? What do you consider fun?

[sharpeinolds]

I mean when you put it like that, it almost sounds philosophical. What is fun anyway? Like what is really fun?

Is it really fun to fill a cop car full of shaving cream and then hide his badge in the exhaust pipe?

... Yes. Actually that is fun.

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[ultravires]

[ Goodness, this fellow is so unfortunate looking! ]

Well, suppose we could make innuendos at one another?

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[sharpeinolds]

[Pistol fingers]

Now that sounds like a good time to me.

[ultravires]

Excellent. I am happy to have helped. [ He chuckles. ]

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[mother_of_monsters]

Goddess, I never seen anything so ugly. [ Dray's ears go up in alarm. ] Please take that shirt off.

And depends. Do you want to have fun on your own or with company?

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[sharpeinolds]

I'm telling you, it's worse without the shirt.

... Yes.

Look, I'm not picky.

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[mother_of_monsters]

No, that shirt is a disgrace. I can feel my yes trying to melt already. The scarring isn't so bad.

I used to work on the Velvet Lust bar. Plenty of things to entertain you there, honey.

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[sharpeinolds]

Alright, you asked for it.

[The Hawaiian shirt is unbuttoned, yanked off, and tossed aside.

Beneath.... is a slightly smaller, much much louder second Hawaiian shirt. Psyche.]

I mean I work there now, I'll have to agree with you on that shit.

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[mother_of_monsters]

[That gets a loud laugh out of him.] Well played, sir.

Ah, then you need a different kind of entertainment, one less job related. Try hitting the Fortuna Palace Casino. Their frozen margaritas are great.

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[sharpeinolds]

I am dedicated to this look, man.

You're the second guy to suggest gambling as a good way to distract myself from all the nothing to do around here.

[mother_of_monsters]

The shirt still makes babies cry but you pull it well.

Games are fun. You could also go to the beach, the shooting range, the laser tag arena, visit the strange shops in Fayren. Do you mind magic?

[sharpeinolds]

It builds character.

You know, call me crazy, I think I might be asking for trouble if I walk into a real magic shop.

[With Wade being... Wade. And someone in the shop maybe knowing any amount of polymorph spells.]

[mother_of_monsters]

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking.

Maybe. But don't you like trouble?

[ On the bight side, he would no longer be bored. ]

[ohmystarsandlasers]

[ The only thing that bugs this young woman was that crime against good taste. As for the whole... tumor face, she's seen uglier looking low level youkai. ]

Bounties, borrowing stuff... Hell, maybe you could start some business if yer into that.

[sharpeinolds]

Teeechnically I gooooot a job and it's prrrreeeeeeetty fun.

A lot less bullets than I'm used to and I'm not quite sure how to feel about that, you know? Like, you do things one way for a while and it's just... hard to break the cycle.

Of bullets.

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[waitingforhope]

[Mai was...just going to save her initial shock at the face appearing on her screen for off-camera. Meaning, by the time she allowed herself to be recorded, her composure had returned and she was able to focus on the question at hand.]

[...well, the first part of it, at least.]

Bars seems to be one of the more popular choices around here. Though, really, most any place that serves food would earn my recommendation.

[Though considering the meager rations she's used to living on, that wasn't saying much.]

Truthfully, I've been trying to find a decent shooting range or something along those lines, but so far, not much luck.

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[sharpeinolds]

I work at a bar and get free drinks, does that count?

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[waitingforhope]

[She shrugged in response.]

If you think that's fun, then I suppose.

I certainly wouldn't turn down free food or drink if it's offered to me.

[Not because she was vein or selfish anymore...but because she'd spent far too long knowing what it meant to go without, that she found it hard not to appreciate no longer having to.]