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[Ever since her conversation with Dante, Satou Kuroneko has been haunted by some very important questions.]

Someone told me I should get a hobby... or date someone...

If hobbies are things you can get good at, and dating is the same as a hobby apparently...? Can you be really good at dating people? [IS DATING A SPORT?]

... Not that I'm considering it. I do need a hobby, apparently, or I might lose my jobs. Does anyone know of a good hobby? Right now, I just like sparring and strategic planning, and filing paperwork, and collecting the best pens for filling out paperwork... oh. And studying math and science, to refine my magic.

Do those really not count?

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Sparring can be a good hobby, but I don't think filing paperwork counts as one.

[As for the other question...]

I think being a good date isn't too different from just being fun to spend time with.

Fuck you're boring.

You should spare everyone and not date. Besides, dating's dumb.

Mr Dante said that sparring doesn’t count, because it’s related to my job... so I guess filing paperwork is out too.

Hmm... that’s probably true? I don’t know if I’ve gone on a real date before. It sounds so time consuming. It would mean I can’t work as much.

[Oh no. No, no no!]

Ha, chica, no, dating...ha, dating isn't really a hobby! Cha, something like, stamp collecting or painting. Those can be hobbies.

[He scratches his head.]

I guess fighting for fun can be a hobby too?

E-Eh? Spare...?

[Low blow! Especially when she does think she got Shugo killed because he likes her.

Satou puffs up her cheeks in a pout, trying not to look hurt.]

No one said I was going to date anyway! So hah! It doesn’t even matter!

Stamp collecting...?

Oh! What if I said I did that? Then office work and dealing with mail would be a hobby!

[Bulla raises her eyebrows, not comprehending why working constantly would be appealing in the slightest.]

Hmm...maybe before you try dating, just start off with hobbies? What about playing sports? I mean, you're still doing something athletic, but it's not directly related to your job. Or yoga might be good. Something to help you relax.

Yeah, Pink Cheeks. Dating's just a fucking waste of time.

Good! Because it doesn't matter to me either! [He smirks, not realizing how he hurt her.]

I don't think it's a waste of time...

Shugo and I wanted to date. It didn't work out, but it wasn't a waste.

Tch.

If you're such a fucking expert, why ask to begin with?

Dating is not a hobby. It just consumes a lot of time and done right can be relaxing.

I'm told. I have yet to experience that joy and wonder. [JAZZ HANDS!]

And no, those aren't hobbies either.

You could read though. Technically it counts. And you can be good at it. Or if you want a sport, you could do skateboarding. Or music. Those are hobbies too. And you have to practice to get good at them.

Practice does not help in dating. Just so you know.

Also dating might be a bit of a trial with your... magic. It'll either help you get better at controlling your magic, or it'll drive you completely insane and make you cry a lot. A lot.

Edited (noticed the typo ages later :V) 2018-07-17 04:58 (UTC)

Don't do stamp collecting.

How would that even work here?

Oh my god, you idiot!

IF YOU ARE JEALOUS JUST SAY SO! DON'T ACT LIKE YOU ARE SAVING OTHERS FROM HER! Do you want her to hate herself just because you don't have the emotional wherewithal to admit you want to be the one to date her yourself?!

IDIOT!

[ACTUALLY FLIPS HIM OFF.]

Murder is!

[What the fuck.

What the fuck.

What the fuck's going on.]

Why the HELL would I be jealous, blondie?! Dating's a fucking waste of time you can be using to get stronger and murder everyone! Satou understands.

I bet All Might never dated anyone and neither has Aizawa-sensei. Heroes don't date.

[ Ayame appears inside a coffee shop, calmly waving hello at the camera that seems to be set up on something in the middle of the table. But it's actually being kept afloat by her mind. With a soft laugh, Ayame responds to the video ]

I'm sure people have already mentioned that dating isn't a hobby, so I will spare you that topic.

[ A small nod follows to show her amusement, but to also greet the young woman ]

Hello there, I think I can offer suggestions or try to. I've been in your position once in the past.

[ She pauses, taking a sip of her coffee from a straw ]

For one, I personally find studying to be a hobby. As are training and collecting pens. But that is not widely considered to be a "fun" hobby by many. But have you tried traveling?

[Ah...okay. People chiming in. Anyways, he' jsut laughs it off.]

Iiiit doesn't work like that, kid. You need to actually pull the stamps off letter sand but them in a little book. If you do that from work, ah, you might end up in trouble.

That would be really sad, and I hope you're wrong.

It's not a waste of time. All Might's strength wasn't his quirk, yeah? It was in inspiring others. Adventures are always better with two.

Dating is to find someone you want to adventure with. That's never a waste of time. It does make you stronger. Stronger than anything else there is.

What?

MURDER!!!

With those pastimes, you kinda sound like one of my friends at home.

[He says that with a laugh, but he sure doesn't understand his BFF's workaholic attitude.]

Sure, those... certainly aren't my idea of hobbies but it's not really my place to say? Paperwork sounds like boring busywork to a guy like me, but it can be relaxing for some people.

I suggest do what you want, but... er. Skip the "dating as a hobby" thing. That one definitely listen to everyone else.

What's sad is that cheesy romantic shit. Makes me sick.

[He goes quiet, frowning. He doesn't say anything about that.]

You can do that with f-

F-f--

Fucking people who you tolerate too.

Murder's not a hobby, stupid.

It's the last act of the desperate man. Are you calling yourself so weak and stupid you can't use your head to think of any other solution?

Iddddiot.

[MAKING FACES. BECAUSE ROSE DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF DANGER.]

FUCK YOU, BLONDIE! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU.

[Aw. Rose can kind of see what Satou sees in him. Sure, he's like ALL THE WORST PARTS OF THE DOCTOR, MICKEY, AND JIMMY ROLLED IN ONE.]

[But leave it to Rose to also find those kind of cute.]

Some adventures are better with only romantic partners.

But you might need to grow up enough to actually experience that. Unless you're afraid kissing someone you will make them or yourself explode. I thought you had more control, but if I'm wrong, I'm sorry for your loss of experience.

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