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[bigbadrose]

[Rose happily showcases:]

[Lasagna. But with cheese eyes and tomato lips. For some reason. Because the only person here who can even the joke won't even find it funny. A+ Rose.]



Mozzarella me, mozarella me!

[It'd be hilarious if you knew what the fuck it was referencing. For those in the TARDIS though, she's also made enough chocolate chip cookies to feed a small army, and there's several gallons of milk.]

[Back to video:] Soooooo I know why I haven't had anyone pick up the accounting job, even though I've had advertisements running since October. I think there's like a thing where practical people good at accounting aren't big fans of the paranormal and eccentric, yeah? Or vice versa. Long story short, I might'a wigged someone out with the insurance downpayments for the Doctor's tongue. [SPREADS HANDS WITH A SHRUG.] Lesson learned.

[SIGHS.] It is so hard not to make dirty jokes about that, though. So hard.

See, this is one of many reasons I miss my Dad. I'd bet anything there's no way I'd even think about making jokes like that with him as my boss. Well, maybe to Jake. Anyway.

Torchwood's still got a free basement, all cleaned out for anyone needing a break from the heat-wave, but I am going to find a way to go skiing! Does anyone have a list [She means ICly, obviously.] of all the subarchways here? Someone's gotta have one to an ice world, yeah?

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[droidrights]

What...

[ L3 tilts her head dome. ]

...is that? You organics are gross.

[bigbadrose]

[Rose....]

[Does not have the right reaction to that.]

[She doubles over laughing!]

[droidrights]

[ Have an offended droid, Rose. ]

I wasn't joking, I'm serious!

[song_princess]

[There was something.... Unnerving about that picture but...]

Is the mozzarella me tasty?

[But then the talk of dads and Leanne goes to let out a small sigh.]

I miss my Papa too. What's yours like besides having an odd sense of humor?

[bigbadrose]

I know, I'm sorry!

[Holds a hand up, trying to catch her breath.] It's just, it's so funny!!

Because no one's as disgusting as Cassandra...

[WIPING TEARS FROM HER EYES WITH A FIST.] She made herself just skin and eyes and lips, and she was all crazy racist, and then tried to possess me... [Still laughing.]

[bigbadrose]

Very!

Ah... I mean I don't think Pete's sense of humor is as dark as mine. My edge is partly from my Mum, and partly from life.

But that's why I wouldn't make those kinds of jokes in front of my Dad. The tongue ones. [She'd still do the Cassandra joke.] Plus he'd be all, "Rose, I spare you from this kind of detail about your Mum, can't you do the same for me?!" which is funny itself, but yeaaaah.

He's a great inventor though!! And he runs Torchwood back in his universe. And he saved me from falling into the Void.

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[leekspins]

[Orihime wants to respond to the rest of this. She really does.]

[But she's laughing too hard at the lasagna. It's so great!]

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[bigbadrose]

[BEAMS EAR TO EAR SO PLEASED!!!!]

[See? You don't even have to have been there to get the reference. SHE HOPES.]

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[leekspins]

[Oh no, she has no idea what 'mozzarella me' even means. But the face is so hilariously creepy, she can't help loving it!]

Th-that looks so creepy and delicious! I love it!

[droidrights]

That sounds like some Imperial officers I know!

[ And she sounds far too happy about it, that isn't a happy conversation topic. ]

But they've never tried to possess me. Just arrest me. Or scrap me. Did it hurt, getting possessed?

[ Still sounding too happy. ]

[bigbadrose]

[Chews her bottom lip in thought and nods slowly.] Yeah, it'd be like being code-chipped. Having the imperials try to like... take you over with a virus so you'd have to do what they wanted.

It didn't hurt. Because Cassandra wouldn't do anything to hurt herself like that, and while she was in my body, she'd have been the one experiencing the pain, but it wasn't... good. Super violation of privacy. To say the least. And I missed getting to see Jack. I didn't know it was Jack at the time, no idea if he knew it wasn't me at the time, either, but yeah.

She died though. She was already dying, she turned herself into that skin thing to try to steal extra life as it was.

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[bigbadrose]

Perfect! Yup that's what I was aiming for! Thanks!

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[leekspins]

I should be thanking you, that was a great way to start my morning. Good job!

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[borntolove]

[There's a cookie monster in the kitchen - who also sees that there is also another cookie monster as some of the cookies already have one bite mouth mark in them and some of them have two cookie monster bites in them. Regardless, Ten comes up from behind and grabs Rose in a hug]

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[bigbadrose]

Ah, really? I'm so glad! No, no, thank you! [Laughs.] And feel free to stop by the Haunted Eatings, we have more stuff like this too!

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[bigbadrose]

[Squeaks!]

[But then snuggles and leans up both hands into his hair to pull him in for a kiss and taste the cookies off him.]

Sorry! [Laughs!] I meant them to be for you! But with Cheshire and Koishi around... [Tongue loll grin.] How are they?

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[innocent_royal]

[That lasagna, that... Anastasia can't even.

What else got her attention, was sub-archways...]

I had sub-archway to my home city, a kingdom forever shrouded in snowfall. I had originally opened it up... [As an emotional escape,] ...to hide from the summer. Now that I didn't need it anymore, I abandoned it.

...Had I thought of this, I would have kept it open...

[She regrets closing it down now.]

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[devilishkaoru]

It needs hair.

[That was important apparently.]

Otherwise, that lasagne is hilarious.

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[riddlemehiss]

[The Cookie Monster is a cat, pass it on.

Specifically this cat, who's currently lying on his back on the kitchen counter and happily working through the cookies. And by "working through" he means taking a single bite out of each one and then returning it to the plate.

In his defence, some already had bites taken out of them when he arrived.]

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[hot_handed]

What the fuck is that monstrosity?

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[bigbadrose]

Ahh that's okay. [Soft grin.] I know people have to give up a lot for them.

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[bigbadrose]

Nope, Cassandra didn't do hair.

She wanted me to get a chin operation. To remove my chin.

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[bigbadrose]

OKAY YOU!

[Tackles and tickles his tummy, which may or may not work given Cheshire.] EAT THE WHOLE COOKIE! Don't just put it back unfinished! No one else can have it then!

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[bigbadrose]

Cassandra. [She's very proud he calls it a monstrosity. Because god damn Cassandra though.] She possessed my body once.

But before that she was just skin and eyes and lips. She even tried to blackmail a load of rich people and sabotage the stock market so she could bleach her blood. Seriously.

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[innocent_royal]

[And what she gave up was pretty important, but it yielded a great deal of new experiences.]

By any chance, am I able to help? I have a Primarina, Glaceon and I can use both Ice and Water magic.
...Of course, my magic does more harm than good, but... You know? Yeah?