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[hot_handed]

[Bakugou looks...bored to be honest. This is pretty much him in neutral, as Deku calls it. But rather than the usual punk/delinquent aesthetic, he looks like he's in uniform. A paramedic uniform to be exact. But he's tried to make up for the professionalism by adding ridiculous amounts of eyeliner to his red eyes.]

I've started working at Genessia Hospital to broaden my skillset. Don't be one of those shitheads who eats hand sanitizer or sticks candles up there. It's a waste of my time and everyone else's and you'll regret that you bothered to come to the hospital more than the stupid act itself, scum.

And if you have something you can deal with at home, don't waste our resources.

[Action]

[And Bakugou is at the hospital, training with staff, mainly other paramedics and ER techs. For the most part, he's just brooding and following directions, but occasionally something will go wrong and he starts yelling. It's not at anyone in particular. He just yells. A lot.

He's running an errand for another tech and using the back corridor as a shortcut when he accidentally bumps into someone, dropping the supplies. This is when he eventually loses it, veins in his forehead throbbing as he clenches his hands to refrain from going all out explodo kills as he starts roaring.]

Are you fucking kidding me?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Are you fucking stupid or some shit!!!

Comments

[Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

You're entering the medical field?

Oh my goodness! Now you too can learn the fine art "killing shitty germs with healing"! Make sure when you murder the germs that you don't murder the rest of the person, okay?

[ Yes, Konoka is congratulating him with the verbal equivalent of shitposting. ]

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[hot_handed]

Shut the fuck up square bangs, it's just another step toward becoming guardian.

Your voice is annoying.

[Video]

[fashionably_strong]

[She's glad he's taken her suggestion seriously, and she can only assume it was the incident with Aizawa that pushed him toward it. That bedside manner is going to need some work. For now, she'll be encouraging.]

Congratulations!

[She pauses for a moment. She can't help but ask.]

...people actually do those things? With the hand sanitizer and candles?

Re: [Video]

[hot_handed]

[He doesn't say anything about her encouragement because it's not like he did anything noteworthy and he resents the praise.]

They do all kinds of shit. If it were up to me, I'd let them live with the consequences, but we have to take care of them and all that bullshit.

[Video]

[fashionably_strong]

I bet it makes you glad you're not a surgeon.

[Because for her - hard pass on being the one responsible for fixing those kinds of things.]

Re: [Video]

[hot_handed]

LIKE HELL I'D BECOME A SURGEON! I'M NOT QUALIFIED FOR THAT SHIT!!!

[Video]

[fashionably_strong]

[Now she's just amused by how easily he gets worked up.]

So when did you start working at the hospital? Just today? Or earlier this week?

[Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Square bangs?

[ That's a new nickname. She'll try not to get too sidetracked by that insult to her voice, but she can also guess why he said it. ]

Well um, I think the word you're looking for is "hime-cut". That's what my haircut is called.

Re: [Video]

[hot_handed]

You're not a princess.

[He sneers at her. Why is he getting a lesson on fashion?]

[Video]

[hot_handed]

A couple of days ago.

[He already hates it.]

[Video]

[myfayevalentine]

*Faye's just relaxing at home, beer in hand and scrolling through her feed when she comes across this. At first, she just leans into the camera for a moment, then narrowing her eyes - isn't this Aizawa's kid?*

The candle thing... Is it just candles...?

[Video]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Well of course not! Not an actual one anyway,[ she'll ignore her class nickname "Healer Princess" for now. ] but my status doesn't have anything to do with it. It's a hair style! Pretty popular to boot.

Re: [Video]

[hot_handed]

It looks like someone glued legos to your head.

[He's so nice.]

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[hot_handed]

[Hi this is Aizawa's kid!]

The whole candle holder and candle up the ass. Letting them die would have been a kindness to everyone involved.

[Video]

[fashionably_strong]

How's the training so far? Are you learning useful things?

[Video]

[hot_handed]

It's boring. I had to attend this class about washing my hands. If you don't know how to wash your hands, then you're a stupid fucker who shouldn't be working in the hospital to begin with.

I want to do sutures but they haven't let me. Just boring shit.

[action]

[guitar_hero]

[he did not precisely expect to be bumped into, then again he was sneaking around for a reason so he supposed he should have seen that coming]

The answer to all those questions would be no. But thanks for playing.

Re: [action]

[hot_handed]

Pick it up, asshole. [He's not impressed with his snark.]

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[myfayevalentine]

And holder? Huh.

*Faye raises a brow very slightly at that and takes a sip of her beer*

Met a guy once who worked at a hospital. They had an 'ass box' full of the stuff doctors had to pull out. They cleaned it. Obviously. But this guy would take things from the box and give them as gifts to people he didn't like.

*Why are you even telling him this?*

[action]

[guitar_hero]

Sorry, did you say something? [appears to be looking around for something, knocking on walls, checking in doors. Don't mind him]

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[hot_handed]

That's disgusting! If anyone does that shit here I'll murder them.

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[hot_handed]

Yeah, I said- [He flips him the bird and does it himself. He doesn't have time for shitty staff.] Geriatric scum.

[Video] nsfw for stupid choices

[myfayevalentine]

*Wow, okay, so he's not just this fiery in an emergency... Faye just picks up her cigarettes and slowly removes one to light it*

You sure you should be working in a hospital if you want to murder people or let them die...?

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[hot_handed]

The hell you doing? [He growls, more fixated on her cigarette than her question.]

Do you want to die early? That shit's bad for you!

[Video] nsfw for stupid choices

[myfayevalentine]

Huh?

*Faye looks at her cigarette a moment before taking another long drag*

I'm having a smoke. Loads of other shit is bad for people and they dont make the same fuss about it. It does me more good than bad.