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[zevranarainai]

[ The video starts with Zevran tapping on the camera with a fingertip, as though uncertain it's really doing what it's supposed to be doing. Or perhaps there's a pattern there with some hidden meaning, who can say?

And then there's his face in focus, complete with tattoo down one side and those signature pointy ears of his. His accent is thick and warm. ]

What a marvelous device this is; I can only imagine what sort of naughty things you all must get up to with it, behind closed doors.

[ Leave it to Zevran to encounter smartphone technology and immediately and independently think of dick pics. Or worse. Considering the video function. ]

My name is Zevran Arainai. I am pleased to make all of your acquaintances, one way... or another.

[ Complete with a suggestive waggling of the eyebrows, that last bit. ]

Comments

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[youfool]

Haha, how fine to see one who looks as oily as they talk! Welcome to Genessia, Zevran. I've never heard either of those names; what do they mean, pray tell?

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[notea]

[Give him strength. He grimaces.]

Must you introduce yourself in such a manner?

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[fashionably_strong]

[What a weirdly forward guy. Bulla's not quite sure of what to make of him, but she's going to reply simply to be polite.]

Hi, and welcome. I would hope people would keep their private business off the network. That just seems like it would be awkward for everyone.

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[deadlybang]

Not really, like there's only so far you can go with those things. And like, once you get over the novelty of it, it gets old like really quick.

My name's Angelique Sheeran, welcome to Genessia!

[Look if he's going to talk like that she's going to let loose with the stupid jokes and double meanings.]

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[swordprincess]

...I can only imagine what sort of naughty things you're after...

[Really, Karla has seen enough of these kinds of advances and really doesn't see the point.]

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[notcynicalenoughyet]

[Chrisjen had spent most of her time here finding her feet, and watching. Amazing what she could learn from watching. But this one? He amused her.]

It's useful, I'll agree. Naughty things... I'll leave that to the young.

Nice to meet you, Mr Araiani. My name is Chrisjen Avasarala, and I'm also new here.

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[child_of_bhaal]

You're very cheerful, for having just been abducted, sir.

[It's not a complaint. She's just pleasantly surprised.]

Not that it's a bad thing, of course. Just unusual.

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[whiteas]

Should you plan on doing anything untoward with it at least spare us and make sure you learn to use your privacy functions first.

[ There are too many people who have accidents on this thing not to warn about that. ]

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[sharpeinolds]

TAKE A DICK PIC!