[video]

[zevranarainai]

[ The video starts with Zevran tapping on the camera with a fingertip, as though uncertain it's really doing what it's supposed to be doing. Or perhaps there's a pattern there with some hidden meaning, who can say?

And then there's his face in focus, complete with tattoo down one side and those signature pointy ears of his. His accent is thick and warm. ]

What a marvelous device this is; I can only imagine what sort of naughty things you all must get up to with it, behind closed doors.

[ Leave it to Zevran to encounter smartphone technology and immediately and independently think of dick pics. Or worse. Considering the video function. ]

My name is Zevran Arainai. I am pleased to make all of your acquaintances, one way... or another.

[ Complete with a suggestive waggling of the eyebrows, that last bit. ]

Comments

Video

[youfool]

Haha, how fine to see one who looks as oily as they talk! Welcome to Genessia, Zevran. I've never heard either of those names; what do they mean, pray tell?

[zevranarainai]

[ Oily? Okay, he'll roll with it. ]

There are worse things to look than oily, my friend. As to the names, they are Antivan in origin, just as I am. Their meanings? A mystery for the ages!

[youfool]

[Or maybe DA just has its models all look glossy idk]

Friends so soon? Goodness, you're quick. Rats; those mysteries are so frustrating. What was Antivia like?

Video

[notea]

[Give him strength. He grimaces.]

Must you introduce yourself in such a manner?

[zevranarainai]

[ Oh hello there, pointy ears. ]

Absolutely I must! You would have me... what, skip the foreplay, as it were?

[notea]

[stop]

Your name is enough. [your personality is Too Much. ]

[Video]

[fashionably_strong]

[What a weirdly forward guy. Bulla's not quite sure of what to make of him, but she's going to reply simply to be polite.]

Hi, and welcome. I would hope people would keep their private business off the network. That just seems like it would be awkward for everyone.

[zevranarainai]

These only broadcast to everyone? What a wasted opportunity!

[fashionably_strong]

Oh, it's possible to send private messages. You just need to be careful and check the settings before sending anything to avoid accidents. I mean, you wouldn't want to accidentally send something racy to someone who wouldn't appreciate it, right?

[Video]

[deadlybang]

Not really, like there's only so far you can go with those things. And like, once you get over the novelty of it, it gets old like really quick.

My name's Angelique Sheeran, welcome to Genessia!

[Look if he's going to talk like that she's going to let loose with the stupid jokes and double meanings.]

Re: [Video]

[zevranarainai]

Oh-ho! Wordplay and a returning introduction?

[ Zevran approves (+5) ]

Be still my beating heart!

[Video]

[deadlybang]

Just be like careful it doesn't still too much. That's like totally not a kind of fun approved by many.

[All the amused teasing.]

Aww, don't tell me like the people here can't appreciate a good introduction. Not that it, like, actually surprises me.

[Video]

[swordprincess]

...I can only imagine what sort of naughty things you're after...

[Really, Karla has seen enough of these kinds of advances and really doesn't see the point.]

Video

[notcynicalenoughyet]

[Chrisjen had spent most of her time here finding her feet, and watching. Amazing what she could learn from watching. But this one? He amused her.]

It's useful, I'll agree. Naughty things... I'll leave that to the young.

Nice to meet you, Mr Araiani. My name is Chrisjen Avasarala, and I'm also new here.

I just watched the video on your profile SHE SEEMS AMAZING.

[zevranarainai]

Why leave it to the young? The more experienced have so many things to teach us all!

[ The age card didn't save white-haired Wynne from his flirting, it won't save Chrisjen either!

Still, it's more of a warm smile than a lascivious one he's giving her at the moment, at least. She's only the second person to give him a name back, and that counts for something. ]

How new, if you don't mind me asking?

She is dictionary definition of HBIC...

[notcynicalenoughyet]

[That got a husky laugh from her. So he was that kind of person. That's fine, she was used to that - might even have used similar in her life.]

I have only been here for two weeks myself. It's a bit of a change from what I'm used to, but from what you've said about this phone, possibly the other way for me.

[Video]

[child_of_bhaal]

You're very cheerful, for having just been abducted, sir.

[It's not a complaint. She's just pleasantly surprised.]

Not that it's a bad thing, of course. Just unusual.

[zevranarainai]

Ah, but what use is there in being any other way?

[child_of_bhaal]

Well, I have a friend at home who completely functions on being loudly depressed, so I suppose there's some use in it.

[Sorry Xan]

Though I think your way is better.

video;

[whiteas]

Should you plan on doing anything untoward with it at least spare us and make sure you learn to use your privacy functions first.

[ There are too many people who have accidents on this thing not to warn about that. ]

[zevranarainai]

Will-do!

[ He won't. Brace yourself. ]

[whiteas]

Would you like someone to teach you how to use them?

Video

[sharpeinolds]

TAKE A DICK PIC!

[zevranarainai]

Is that...? Is that what we're calling it?

It has quite the ring to it! How marvelous.

[sharpeinolds]

You can also go with dickture picture, phallus photo or trouser snake snapshot.