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[alwaysimpaled]

I cannot believe I'm having to publicly say this, but here's a public service announcement for everyone. Summoning demons and binding them to your will is dangerous shit, and, because of recent events, as Guardian of Attleton, I'm instituting a new law.

Anyone wanting to utilize magic or powers that deal with demons in Attleton must first demonstrate the capabilities and control over the powers to keep those around them safe to me personally. Upon demonstrating this control, they will be issued a license to use their power within the limits of the law. Using a demonic power or spell without a license will be punishable by at up to a year in jail, on top of whatever other charges they incur.

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[sleepingbagsensei]

Hell I am.

I was thinking of along the lines of binding and constricting. Guns aren't my thing. How much do I owe you for this anyway?

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[alwaysimpaled]

You really think I'm going to charge you for all this when I already get paid for being guardian? If my partners were here and charging their wardrobes to my account, that might be different, but I'm good on money.

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[sleepingbagsensei]

[Wow Dante, sad life.]

To be fair, I called for a hunter and it was in Genessia which wasn't in your jurisdiction. [Shrugged.]

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[alwaysimpaled]

[Trish and Lady bleed him dry, man.]

Look, I've got more money than I know what to do with.

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[sleepingbagsensei]

[Females = trouble. The end.]

Okay, fine. Just don't tell your friends that when they drop in.

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[alwaysimpaled]

[He's attracted to trouble, so that checks out.]

I doubt that would save me if they showed up here.