[The shortest and most worthless video in the world]

[sailor_v]

[Minako is seated at her desk. There's a serious issue she wants to address, and she clears her throat.]

Because of--

[NEWSPAPER'D.]

[Minako's head snaps back as a twirling newspaper crashes through her office window and beans her smack in the face. She bolts to her feet, snatching up the newspaper and racing to the window.]

You mean-spirited little punk! Get back here and say you're sorry! Window damages are coming out of your tips, do you hear me?! --Don't you pedal away from me!

[If you're waiting for her to come back, you've got a long wait. She's gone. The feed shuts off automatically.]

Comments

[idoliceking]

At least yours didn't come through your 4th floor window.

Apparently our paper boy has a good arm.

[sailor_v]

I refuse to publicly praise his skills, no matter how good his throwing arm might be.

[She kind of just contradicted herself there, oops.]

...Wait, who are you?

[How did she miss out on this hotness?!]

[idoliceking]

[A chuckle.]

I concede that's a good point. [Even with the contradiction.]

[A shrug.]

Camus.

You?

[sailor_v]

[Smitten. Her demeanor changes pretty quickly once she realizes her venting partner is a major hunk.]

I'm Minako. It's nice to meet you. ...Even if I'm not really looking my best right now.

[She chuckles, and presses an ice pack to her face to ease the newspaper mark.]

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[mynameisallen]

He got you too? He got me a couple weeks ago.

[He had been planning on trying to catch him, but he somehow managed to get away from even him. He used Crowned Clown and everything.]

I'm just glad nothing broke.

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[sailor_v]

Didn't you just arrive a couple of weeks ago? That's way too mean.

[She folds her arms with a huff.]

He'll face justice eventually!

[No. He won't.]

[idoliceking]

[Oh dear. But... he'll play nice for now. He is engaging with the 'public' after all...]

We all have our moments. Especially if we were just hit with a newspaper.

[sailor_v]

I have a hard time believing that with looks like yours. You could be an idol, seriously.

[She waves her hand back and forth.]

How long have you been here?

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[mynameisallen]

Six days after I arrived he got me.

[He was still seriously glad he didn't live anywhere. He would not want to think about the debt he would get if a window broke or anything. He couldn't help but shiver slightly at that before quickly looking like he was perfectly fine.]

I hope so. I mean... how can someone like that be able to keep hitting people and breaking things without someone catching him.

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[sailor_v]

He probably uses all of his tips to upgrade his bike. I ran as fast as I could down the street and I couldn't even get close enough to throw the newspaper right back at his head!

[Minako stop throwing things at kids.]

[idoliceking]

[sigh]

I am an idol. With Fama.

Going on a few months.

[sailor_v]

...Maybe I should have been a psychic.

[She's surprised, but at the same time, not really? It wasn't just idle (idol lol) flattery after all.]

That must be fun. I have a few friends working there too! Do you get a lot of fanmail?

[idoliceking]

Maybe.

[What did he get himself into with this one...]

Not at the moment. I just started with Fama, I did back at home though.

[sailor_v]

I guess you must enjoy the work if you were an idol back home too!

[Darn it, all these good-looking guys over at Fama...if only she had more time, she could work over there too! Sigh...]

Well, why don't I write your first fan letter, then? I'll include a little surprise too, to welcome you more officially.

[idoliceking]

You could say that. [It's what he's good at, real answer.]

Feel free, my lady. I'll watch for it.

[sailor_v]

You won't be disappointed. I know a thing or two about proper fan letters!

[She folds her arms looking smug. Yes, leave it in Mina-chan's capable little hands!]

Are you making any public appearances soon? I'll be sure to show up and give my support!

[redarrowqueen]

A rite of passage it seems, being a paperboy target. I was hit about a month ago.

[fashionably_strong]

He's pretty strong if he can break a window with a newspaper.

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[fadedscarlet]

[For once in awhile, the Demon laughs out]

Hah! You got hit straight on! What did you do to him that made him want to do that? Gahhahahahaaahaa!

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[phanther]

Geez, what are those newspapers even made of if they can cause that much damage?

You need any help cleaning up?

[sailor_v]

Hmph. He has no scruples, going around and hitting beautiful young ladies with newspapers.

[She folds her arms and tosses her head. Honestly she's more embarrassed than angry. ...But she's still pretty angry.]

[sailor_v]

He's also pretty rude. Don't praise him, he doesn't deserve it!

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[sailor_v]

Nothing! I never even talked to him before!

[OH GREAT, she's sooooooo glad she got nailed on public broadcast so all the cute guys could watch! This one's laughing at her, though, so he's getting weeded out for being rude. She folds her arms and grouses.]

Boys often tease and bully the pretty girls they like. But he should have grown out of that by this age, or else he'll just be a psychopath!

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[sailor_v]

Sure, I'd appreciate that. I'm okay, though.

[Just mortified, because that wasn't how she wanted her public broadcast to go at all. All her crushes saw her look like an idiot! Stupid paperboy.]

Tch. The newspapers are normal, but that jerk knows just how to throw them, and he uses his powers for evil!

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[mynameisallen]

Wait... people tip him?

[if he breaks things like he seems to, why are people paying him for that?]