[The shortest and most worthless video in the world]

[sailor_v]

[Minako is seated at her desk. There's a serious issue she wants to address, and she clears her throat.]

Because of--

[NEWSPAPER'D.]

[Minako's head snaps back as a twirling newspaper crashes through her office window and beans her smack in the face. She bolts to her feet, snatching up the newspaper and racing to the window.]

You mean-spirited little punk! Get back here and say you're sorry! Window damages are coming out of your tips, do you hear me?! --Don't you pedal away from me!

[If you're waiting for her to come back, you've got a long wait. She's gone. The feed shuts off automatically.]

Comments

[idoliceking]

At least yours didn't come through your 4th floor window.

Apparently our paper boy has a good arm.

[sailor_v]

I refuse to publicly praise his skills, no matter how good his throwing arm might be.

[She kind of just contradicted herself there, oops.]

...Wait, who are you?

[How did she miss out on this hotness?!]

[idoliceking]

[A chuckle.]

I concede that's a good point. [Even with the contradiction.]

[A shrug.]

Camus.

You?

[sailor_v]

[Smitten. Her demeanor changes pretty quickly once she realizes her venting partner is a major hunk.]

I'm Minako. It's nice to meet you. ...Even if I'm not really looking my best right now.

[She chuckles, and presses an ice pack to her face to ease the newspaper mark.]

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[mynameisallen]

He got you too? He got me a couple weeks ago.

[He had been planning on trying to catch him, but he somehow managed to get away from even him. He used Crowned Clown and everything.]

I'm just glad nothing broke.

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[sailor_v]

Didn't you just arrive a couple of weeks ago? That's way too mean.

[She folds her arms with a huff.]

He'll face justice eventually!

[No. He won't.]

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[mynameisallen]

Six days after I arrived he got me.

[He was still seriously glad he didn't live anywhere. He would not want to think about the debt he would get if a window broke or anything. He couldn't help but shiver slightly at that before quickly looking like he was perfectly fine.]

I hope so. I mean... how can someone like that be able to keep hitting people and breaking things without someone catching him.

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[sailor_v]

He probably uses all of his tips to upgrade his bike. I ran as fast as I could down the street and I couldn't even get close enough to throw the newspaper right back at his head!

[Minako stop throwing things at kids.]

[redarrowqueen]

A rite of passage it seems, being a paperboy target. I was hit about a month ago.

[sailor_v]

Hmph. He has no scruples, going around and hitting beautiful young ladies with newspapers.

[She folds her arms and tosses her head. Honestly she's more embarrassed than angry. ...But she's still pretty angry.]

[fashionably_strong]

He's pretty strong if he can break a window with a newspaper.

[sailor_v]

He's also pretty rude. Don't praise him, he doesn't deserve it!

[fashionably_strong]

I'm just mentioning it in case someone picks a fight with him. I'm not arguing that he's rude.

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[fadedscarlet]

[For once in awhile, the Demon laughs out]

Hah! You got hit straight on! What did you do to him that made him want to do that? Gahhahahahaaahaa!

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[sailor_v]

Nothing! I never even talked to him before!

[OH GREAT, she's sooooooo glad she got nailed on public broadcast so all the cute guys could watch! This one's laughing at her, though, so he's getting weeded out for being rude. She folds her arms and grouses.]

Boys often tease and bully the pretty girls they like. But he should have grown out of that by this age, or else he'll just be a psychopath!

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[fadedscarlet]

Then he just doesn't care ahahahaha!!!!

[Wow, Kii was wiping their eyes, this girl was too much]

Pretty girls? Hah! You think that highly of that honor? Come on now. Come onnnnn..~~

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[phanther]

Geez, what are those newspapers even made of if they can cause that much damage?

You need any help cleaning up?

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[sailor_v]

Sure, I'd appreciate that. I'm okay, though.

[Just mortified, because that wasn't how she wanted her public broadcast to go at all. All her crushes saw her look like an idiot! Stupid paperboy.]

Tch. The newspapers are normal, but that jerk knows just how to throw them, and he uses his powers for evil!

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[phanther]

Well that's the main thing. As long as you're not hurt.

[Pride stings, but at least it recovers quickly.]

But to think he can cause that much damage with just a newspaper, that's pretty extreme. I guess he's no ordinary paperboy.

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[yoyoofdoom]

[Oh dear, yet another victim of the Paperboy's wrath. Probably.]

Ah, Miss? Are you okay?

[What do YOU think Bridget?! Have one concerned tomgirl.]

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[sailor_v]

[It's probably two hours since the video went out before Minako returns, stomping to her desk, her yearning for justice completely unsatisfied. She sits down hard, brow furrowed and twitching, fists clenched. That jerk...]

I'm okay. Just mad!

[As if that weren't blatantly obvious.]

Thanks for asking about me, though. That's sweet of you.

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[yoyoofdoom]

[Oh my, Bridget tries not to look nervous feeling that wrath.]

Yeah, he does a good job with that. I wonder what's his deal though.

[Cause really, that's the best way to earn tips! Just... Don't toss it at their face Paperboy!]

Anytime. If it helps, I've heard people using a tennis racket.

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[chief_of_staff]

[Wow, this girl is giving Sabo some serious angry Koala vibes. He considers whether it's worth talking to her or not, and ends up making the potentially dumb decision to do so.]

Do you have any idea who that was?

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[sailor_v]

A demon in the shape of a grade schooler!

[She clenches her fists, teeth clenched. Breathe, Minako. Inhale. Exhale.]

Sorry I'm so worked up. It just came out of nowhere, and I'm still pretty mad.

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[chief_of_staff]

[He knew he shouldn't have responded to this! Before he can stop himself, he starts to laugh. A lot. This girl is really, really worked up over a newspaper delivery boy and it's just the funniest thing for some reason.]

S..sorry. Didn't mean to laugh. It's just been kinda stressful in a new place and your reaction to this delivery boy is admittedly kind of funny.