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[watcheddog]

With all due respect, [Translation: "fuck that noise" and everyone he's talking about it is an idiot.] to the recent opinion article in the paper, [Thick American accent, that's how you know it's not the Doctor, even if the scruffy scowly face didn't tip you off yet.] No. So much no. There is nothing more annoying than already having a bad day and everyone around you smiling like a lunatic. [Someone probably doesn't get along with the Cheshire cat.] It just makes you look like a smug doddypoll. [Fist to palm.] Don't do it.

Also what are the sports teams here? Anyone got a favorite? I've got a doll I need to take on a date.

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[riddlemehiss]

I wouldn't know, I've never signed up for one.

[Maybe one day if an entertaining sounding one comes up.]

But there are lots of other things to investigate here.

[watcheddog]

Good. Hopefully it'll keep me busy.

[riddlemehiss]

Do you smile more when you're busy?

[Don't think that perma-scowl has escaped his notice!]

[watcheddog]

I never smile if I can avoid it.

[Sora and Chrysalis have seen him smile and even LAUGH.]

[riddlemehiss]

But smiling is much better for your cheek muscles than frowning.

[...that may or may not have been made up on the spot.]

[watcheddog]

I don't believe you. Or care.

[riddlemehiss]

[Rudddeeee.]

You'll regret it one day when you wake up with wrinkles.

[watcheddog]

[Touches his face.] You mean my adorable pug face has been ironed?

Give me back my wrinkles. [ >:( ]

[riddlemehiss]

You should reallly know if your face has been ironed.

[Who wants to be compared to any dog at all though?]

I'd recommend squeezing into the machine for clothes and washing for 45 minutes if you want them back.

[watcheddog]

[12 already called him a rottweiler.]

Tempting, but I'll pass.

[riddlemehiss]

You can't ask for wrinkles and not want to be wrinkled! They come as a package!

[Come on now. Do be reasonable.]

[watcheddog]

I want to be my natural self. Not artificial.

[riddlemehiss]

Ah haha! You know clothes aren't natural either?

[watcheddog]

[Thinks about it.] They are for humans.

[riddlemehiss]

Are humans born with clothes?

[In all fairness, Ches has never witnessed a human being born and would probably believe this.]

[watcheddog]

No, but you're not born eating mice either, and it's still natural for cats to do.

[riddlemehiss]

[Thinking...thinking. It's true! Cats aren't born eating or hunting or any other typical cat things!]

How very curious! Are you an expert on cats?

[watcheddog]

No. Just have common sense in worlds where that's uncommon.

[riddlemehiss]

It can't be common sense and uncommon. Then you'd have uncommon sense.

[And people tell him he's confusing.]

[watcheddog]

Fine. It's uncommon sense. I think it's only called "common" sense, because royalty and elites aren't capable of it. It only comes from "commoner" experiences. Savvy?