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genessia2018-08-26 11:37 pm
bigbadrose) wrote in genessia2018-08-26 11:37 pm
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Teacher's Pet And Saliva Science
[Rose looks cheerful, as always.]
[The 12th Doctor (aka: The Professor) is mostly buried in a newspaper behind Rose as if not really part of the conversation. The newspaper is not the Genessia Tribune, but what it is is rather difficult to tell.]
Class hasn't started it yet, but when it does, I'm gonna be the professor's T&A!
[He shuffles the paper at the T&A comment and makes something like a snort, but no comment otherwise. Careful readers might see one of the headlines is "Too Thot to Trot."]
He's not the type to do lesson plans and he likes to surprise as he goes, so I'm gonna make everyone a mailing list, yeah? It'll be just on the topics you're most interested in, so if you only want classes about different universes, or the stars, or you want to skip the ones that require crazy high calculus -- actually that's not a thing, don't worry, but just for example, let me know and I'll give you head's up in advance, and if you want in on the music stuff or to know when all that is gonna be, the newsletter will cover that too!
His class is Physics of the Universe, and sign-ups start now-ish, I think! Usually, his rooms are pretty packed, so even though you can audit, that means sit in free, but you don't get college credit; you might wanna make sure he can get an extra big room, just in case.
[Winks to the Doctor, holding up Capsule Corp capsules before popping open a desk chair.] You wouldn't believe how many of these I had to use and we're worried there might be even MORE interest this year! But it's a good thing!
You can learn pretty much ANYTHING! Like did you know there's a special chemical in your saliva that's an anesthetic and anti-depressant 6 times stronger than morphine? What's it called again?
Opiorphine. On some planets its considered an aphrodisiac for vampiric plants. The more you know. [He rustles the paper and flips a page]
Right, yeah! Your body produces only a small amount 'cause otherwise you'd be as high as a zeppelin all the time! But that's why if you stub your finger, your instinct might be to suck on it! Or the reason behind comfort eating! And why snogging is actually really good for you! AND what vampires and mosquitoes inject so you don't get hurt, and a totally good reason to let vampires join your snogging parties, yeah? Just something to think on!
Anyway, don't forget to sign up if you wanna learn more useful stuff like that!
Peace out. [Still not looking up, but makes the peace sign regardless.]
[OOC: Feel free to specify which character you want to talk to, or jump around! The newsletter is going to be handwaved, so feel free to assume Rose will ICly send it out before each class to draw attention to those interested, and no you don't have to sign up ooc for your characters to receive it ICly. But this way anyone who wants to go to specific lessons will get that info in advance!]
[The 12th Doctor (aka: The Professor) is mostly buried in a newspaper behind Rose as if not really part of the conversation. The newspaper is not the Genessia Tribune, but what it is is rather difficult to tell.]
Class hasn't started it yet, but when it does, I'm gonna be the professor's T&A!
[He shuffles the paper at the T&A comment and makes something like a snort, but no comment otherwise. Careful readers might see one of the headlines is "Too Thot to Trot."]
He's not the type to do lesson plans and he likes to surprise as he goes, so I'm gonna make everyone a mailing list, yeah? It'll be just on the topics you're most interested in, so if you only want classes about different universes, or the stars, or you want to skip the ones that require crazy high calculus -- actually that's not a thing, don't worry, but just for example, let me know and I'll give you head's up in advance, and if you want in on the music stuff or to know when all that is gonna be, the newsletter will cover that too!
His class is Physics of the Universe, and sign-ups start now-ish, I think! Usually, his rooms are pretty packed, so even though you can audit, that means sit in free, but you don't get college credit; you might wanna make sure he can get an extra big room, just in case.
[Winks to the Doctor, holding up Capsule Corp capsules before popping open a desk chair.] You wouldn't believe how many of these I had to use and we're worried there might be even MORE interest this year! But it's a good thing!
You can learn pretty much ANYTHING! Like did you know there's a special chemical in your saliva that's an anesthetic and anti-depressant 6 times stronger than morphine? What's it called again?
Opiorphine. On some planets its considered an aphrodisiac for vampiric plants. The more you know. [He rustles the paper and flips a page]
Right, yeah! Your body produces only a small amount 'cause otherwise you'd be as high as a zeppelin all the time! But that's why if you stub your finger, your instinct might be to suck on it! Or the reason behind comfort eating! And why snogging is actually really good for you! AND what vampires and mosquitoes inject so you don't get hurt, and a totally good reason to let vampires join your snogging parties, yeah? Just something to think on!
Anyway, don't forget to sign up if you wanna learn more useful stuff like that!
Peace out. [Still not looking up, but makes the peace sign regardless.]
[OOC: Feel free to specify which character you want to talk to, or jump around! The newsletter is going to be handwaved, so feel free to assume Rose will ICly send it out before each class to draw attention to those interested, and no you don't have to sign up ooc for your characters to receive it ICly. But this way anyone who wants to go to specific lessons will get that info in advance!]
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[Congratulations, Rose. You have her full attention.]
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But I can go into more about that as need.
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But you're Trunks' sister, right? I have a bit more experience than the professor with parallel universe traveling at this point. If you want to discuss it at all.
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Three different versions of the same man, his past lovers, his future wife, his presumed dead daughter... we can swap war stories sometimes if you like.
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Aside from the snogging vampires part. Noooooot planning on doing that, no matter how much opiorphine is involved.
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I've never been anywhere... unintentionally, I think. [FACE SCRUNCH.] It's a little confusing, because I left myself clues through time and other universes so I could follow a trail of breadcrumbs back. But the clues I use are just me, so once I am somewhere, it's all Bootstrap paradox, yeah?
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[She presses her hand to her head as she starts really thinking about all of the possibilities.]
That's quite the paradox, for sure.
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[That and he... hasn't actually snogged anyone before and would rather his first attempt not be with someone with fangs. But you won't catch him admitting to that.]
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If Rose wants to do it though, she's welcome to go for it as far as I'm concerned. Go get that opiorphine!
[He's not quite sure how serious he's being with that comment. Though he's also not sure how serious they're being, so at least he's in good company.]
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...OK, now I both kinda want to know how you know that, and kinda don't.
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I dunno... maybe being mistaken for a god by a tribe who plans to cook up your friends as the main course at a feast in your honor and having to figure a way of getting them out of it without ending up on the menu yourself.
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Can't say I normally spend a lot of time thinking about cannibals, so that was the best I could come up with on short notice. Actually think I saw it in a movie once.
But anyway, if it's not strangers being rude, what is the cause of most cannibalism?
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[ROSE NO.]
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You weren't any different. [ISN'T SHE CHEEKY?]
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The rest of it is actually kind of interesting though, if a bit squicky.]
Well here's hoping that no one from those kinds of places ever admires me that much then. I mean I guess it's all relative, but it kinda creeps me out.
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Though now I'm reminded that Halloween'll be coming up in a couple months....
[He's hoping that they don't get a repeat of last year, though he knows better than to say it out loud.}