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[You know the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall? Well, they seem to all have been drunk and the empties rearranged into a table top bowling alley in the Fairy Haven. Because that's safe. Smoker looks miserable, but it's Smoker, who would know?] I haven't been this wasted since my academy days. Not because I drank this much then, I got it into my head to try making my own cigars. Big mistake.

[Meanwhile, Aizawa tries to roll an empty bottle from one end of the table to the other where the bottles stood like bowling pins. It doesn't even make it half way through, instead it rolls off one side of the table. He bursts out laughing when Smoker talked. Aizawa looked so cheeky and grinned.]
You forgot to light it first, dumbass.
[He was gone.]

No, but what I wound up smoking wasn't tobacco. Not sure what it was... Probably don't want to know.

[Aizawa:] ... that was my scarf. You smoked metal alloy... how?

[Smoker doesn't seem perturbed.] Oops.
Moku moku no mi. My world equivalent of your world's quirks. Don't worry, it's right here! [Tickles Aizawa with smoke tentacles shaped like a scarf. Yes.]

[Aizawa? Ticklish? No way he is... oh no, he's laughing obnoxiously. Mic would kill for this. He falls off the screen still laughing. Oh hey, there's a sound of a crash]
Why-- [He's still laughing.]I can't-- PFF dammit stop that!

[Which then crashes the video and turns it off. OTA action at Fairy Haven and video responses might be from either when they figure it out.]

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[Someone needs a reminder to blink. There he goes. Smoker should be able to use his quirk... or smoke thing.]

Fairy language. You have to drink half a barrel to get tipsy. Drink more then you're a fairy.

[Not really. He doesn't remember.]

Heh. He has a long rod. Damn, I need to shut up.

[LULZ.] And it's tougher than diamond.

[He fucking loves his jitte. Almost as much as his motorcycle.]

You assholes are getting drunk on *fairy* rum? ...That's less potent than normal? ...I'm half tempted to just head over there just to smack both of you sober.

[Annoyed Dante is annoyed.]

Don't be a half ass demon then.

[So logical.]

Fuck you! It's stronger than normal. Do you have an idea how hard it is to get drunk when you're made of smoke?!

...First of all, fuck you, Aizawa. [Said in jest, don't worry.]

Secondly, I can chug all the vodka in a liquor store at once and won't even feel buzzed. So yeah. I know. But fairy booze? That shit's weaksauce. You want the strong shit, you see the oni.

[None taken. There is a quick smug before he's back to his deadpan face. Great time to be human.]

That shit will kill normal people.

[Whatever normal is in this world.]

Then maybe you should stop being a half-assed drunk~

Let me just forget about almost everything tonight, I rather not deal with giving the sex ed talk right now. That's a Midnight's field.

...Oh god don't tell me Bakugou did something stupid again that warranted The Talk...

Do me a favor and put this thing on private first.

[There's a very exaggerated sigh.]

Alright. What did the idiot do?

Nothing. Yet. I hope.

[The most calm drunker ever, or maybe just because his forehead is on the table.]

He kissed a girl. In his room.

...are you fucking kidding me? That's all? The only thing that's worrisome about that is that he might catch the cooties.

[Dante is not impressed.]

Shut up.

[He mumbles under there.]

He's fuckin' growing up and that isn't my field. I'm a teacher, not his father.

Dude, you're all he's got right now. You need to grow a pair and act like it. He needs someone.

Trust me, going through that sort of shit without anyone can fuck a kid up.

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