genessia | Action / Video with Aizawa

[You know the song 99 bottles of beer on the wall? Well, they seem to all have been drunk and the empties rearranged into a table top bowling alley in the Fairy Haven. Because that's safe. Smoker looks miserable, but it's Smoker, who would know?] I haven't been this wasted since my academy days. Not because I drank this much then, I got it into my head to try making my own cigars. Big mistake.

[Meanwhile, Aizawa tries to roll an empty bottle from one end of the table to the other where the bottles stood like bowling pins. It doesn't even make it half way through, instead it rolls off one side of the table. He bursts out laughing when Smoker talked. Aizawa looked so cheeky and grinned.]
You forgot to light it first, dumbass.
[He was gone.]

No, but what I wound up smoking wasn't tobacco. Not sure what it was... Probably don't want to know.

[Aizawa:] ... that was my scarf. You smoked metal alloy... how?

[Smoker doesn't seem perturbed.] Oops.
Moku moku no mi. My world equivalent of your world's quirks. Don't worry, it's right here! [Tickles Aizawa with smoke tentacles shaped like a scarf. Yes.]

[Aizawa? Ticklish? No way he is... oh no, he's laughing obnoxiously. Mic would kill for this. He falls off the screen still laughing. Oh hey, there's a sound of a crash]
Why-- [He's still laughing.]I can't-- PFF dammit stop that!

[Which then crashes the video and turns it off. OTA action at Fairy Haven and video responses might be from either when they figure it out.]

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I have plenty of fun! Just not around the likes of you!

[He sighs.]

My brothers aren't even here, anyway, so why bring them up?

[EYEROLLS AT SABO LIKE HE IS THE DRUNK ONE AND BEING AN IDIOT.]

They were. Didn't anyone tell you? Portgas has been here 5 times. Straw Hat at least once. [Thinks.] No one else from the Revolutionary or Nico Robin, however. Kuzan, Tashigi, and Trafalgar Law were here for a bit too.

I've heard Ace was here a few times, yes. [And Sabo missed every single one!]

Didn't know about Luffy. Guess I'm not surprised about that. [He doesn't sound sad at all, nope. Sabo is not lonely.]

It's strange that only certain people have been sent here. Wonder if there's any sort of pattern or reasoning to it.

It tends to happen in clumps.

My adopted daughter's come and gone a half dozen times too. No idea why.

These 'clumps' seem like a joke to me. One that's not very funny.

See? You're doing it again. The two monkeys would have been laughing hysterically about it for no good reason.

What does that make you then?

The last one here, who happens to be by himself!

[You're starting to rile him up, oops!]

Seriously, though. I've heard this so many times now, and I couldn't help that I wasn't here before. It's just not something I could have changed.

[Monkeys. Cat. Something.]

[And Smoker just gives Sabo a look.] You're about five years too early to bitch about being left here without them, brat.

Did you hear a single word I just said?

You're still mourning Portgas, fine. But you've been here, what? A couple of weeks? I've been here so long it makes my stint at Loguetown seem like a piece of cake. So save your whining. Have a drink. Take your hat off and stop fighting with yourself for a bit. If you want to see them again here, learn to wait.

[He doesn't want to admit it, but Smoker is right. He's just beating himself up for nothing here, and it's ridiculous.]

You know what?

I'm not going to make a fool of myself on camera like you just did, but I think I could use a drink.

[Sunglasses pushed up, tugs down an eyelid.......]

[And sticks out his tongue.]

Live a little.

[Sabo doesn't know it, but that's something Portgas told Smoker....... OFTEN. XD]

[If Smoker weren't just drinking a ton, Sabo would have been pretty surprised to see him act like that. But, he's drunk so anything goes, right?]

I do! Sometimes, when time allows it.

I mean, here in Genessia I have a lot less responsibility, so I guess I could go and 'live a little,' as you say.

I still don't want to make a fool of myself for the entire world, though.

Yeah, right. Because there's such a hassle with people thinking of me.

[SAAAARCASM.]

You really don't care about your image here? At all?

[LAUGHS. HARD.]

Fuck.

No.

Even if I could keep it up, which I can't, I tried, it'd get wrecked in seconds. Constantly. Just because I was trying.

Somehow I don't think I'll have a problem keeping up my image here. Maybe it's partly due to how I'm not planning on getting drunk on video for everyone to see.

You're assuming you have an image to maintain here. People from other worlds really don't give a shit.

Give it one bad event where all your secrets are laid out for the world to see, we'll see how well you keep composure then.

While the first part's true, I don't really see myself being part of a bad event here!

Everyone is eventually. They're unavoidable. And not usually of your own making

Well, we'll see what ends up happening, then.

So we will.

[Shuts off. :| he's rude.]

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