A Refreshing Hike (Accidental Video)

[hot_handed]

[The video shows a peaceful scene. Sunlight dapples through the leaves overhead, revealing a mountain hiking trail. Someone’s phone must have turned on, because the scene becomes less peaceful when it begins to move, showing Satou and Bakugou going on this venture.]

Thank you so much for coming with me, Katsuki-san! Fayren is bigger on foot!

No shit, Pink Cheeks. [He huffs, prodding at a log with his foot and vaulting over it. He’s actually glad she agreed to go with him he’s missed this.] You’re the one always bringing it up, it’s about time you did it.

[And she’s grinning like an idiot. Likewise, Satou has really needed a break.] You’re damn right! I wonder if we’ll see any dragons, or something Fayren-y?

As long as it’s not that ugly overgrown amoeba. He whines too much. [He can hear the grin in her voice. It sounds more...genuine? Than her usual cheerfulness. It doesn’t piss him off.]

AH~! Lookit, Katsuki-san! Over there![There is some exciting gesturing to something in the distance.] Is that a bear? I’ve never seen one in real life..!

You have to be more specific. [He rolls his eyes, stopping when she says the ‘b’ word.] Bear? I’ll kill it. [But he has no idea which direction Satou was gesturing to, so he just cups his hands over his mouth, screaming to the heavens.]

HEY YOU URSUS PIECE OF SHIT!!! GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR SALMON LOVING ASS!!!

[The poor innocent bear turns away from...whatever they were doing, roaring in response and running at the hikers. So much for a peaceful hike.]

You idiot! What are you doing?! [Without hesitation, Satou moves to scoop Bakugou up in a princess-style carry and starts running. Until she remembers she can fly with her magical girl goodness, and leaps into the air.] Are you trying to get us killed?!

The fuck?! Let go of me! I’ll kill you! [Bakugou kicks and punches and tries to hit Satou, until his stomach drops at the sudden airborne sensation and he grips her shoulders and leans against her, tremoring despite himself like a very angry frightened cat.] Don't fucking run away! I could have slaughtered it!

[OOC: Pink is Satou, Red is Bakugou. Specify in the subject line if you want a specific character, otherwise it will be random!]

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[priceofmagic]

[She lands a good distance away, having probably dropped her phone and ended the voyeurism. Though she doesn't call him out for his reaction to flight, she is gently offering to set him down on solid ground.]

Why would we want to slaughter a bear? They're cute, until they're angry!

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[hot_handed]

[Sorry, he's hugging onto her tightly until he realizes they're not moving anymore.]

Death--!

[He shoves his hands out in anger and probably falls out of her arms.]

I want to find out which of us has the most anger.

[priceofmagic]

Oops-- [Welp, there he goes!

Satou looks down at him. She could offer him a hand, but he'd probably be insulted.]

That's silly. Bears don't always fight cuz they're angry. They fight out of love too!

[hot_handed]

[He appreciates that she understands. Getting up, he brushes off his pants.]

Their love is a lie.

[priceofmagic]

[Bakugou always says these things that make Satou worry. She's sort of gotten used to some of his core beliefs and go-to assumptions, but she's also getting used to gently trying to correct them.

Like in this case. The love stuff.]

How would you know if their love isn't real? I took you away before you could talk to the bear.

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[fashionably_strong]

Did you two mean to share your trip with the network? It looks like a nice trail at least.

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[hot_handed]

Fuck-!

[He's going to try his best now, despite everything, to blow up his phone.]

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[fashionably_strong]

I'll take that as a no. I wonder if the bear has cubs around.

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[hot_handed]

I'm not murdering cubs.

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[fashionably_strong]

I wasn't saying you would. I just wondered that because of how aggressive the bear got.

[priceofmagic]

Bulla-chan~!

Ehehe. Did you see? We saw a real bear!

[fashionably_strong]

I did! You should come shopping with me now!

[She is on board with the "Fighting bears is bad" plan.]

[priceofmagic]

Eh? Well... I was going to see if Katsuki-san wanted to hike some more. We haven't done anything like this in a really long time...

Oh! Do you like hiking, Bulla-chan?

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[ivegotadream]

This was all rather cute... Until the bear anyway.

[Yeeeep. Rapunzel was just going to go with that.]

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[hot_handed]

It wasn't cute at all!

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[ivegotadream]

Are you saying friends going on a hike together isn't cute?

What were you doing it for anyway? Was it for the same reason I went camping in Fayren sometimes?

[priceofmagic]

Really? I thought that the bear was pretty cute~!

[ivegotadream]

They can be depending on the situation. Not so much when you make them angry.

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[howamanlives]

Man.

I want to fight a bear.

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[hot_handed]

What the fuck is stopping you?

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[howamanlives]

I didn't know this place even had 'em.

Where did this all happen? I'll go find a bear right now.

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[hot_handed]

I'm shocked you're even dumber than I thought.

Fayren. But you might be too stupid to survive.

[priceofmagic]

No! Don't encourage him!

[howamanlives]

Why not? Bear'd probably enjoy a good fight.

[priceofmagic]

The poor bear just wants to live and be at peace...! Fighting bears is so sad!