Both of you are miserable because you are not a whole person.

[Just going to point that out there while she tries not to hunt him down and strangle him.]

You are zhe single most stubborn child I haf ever taken a liking to und zhat's saying something considering zhe ozher children I haf...

[She growled softly. Okay, she might not be ready to admit to anyone just yet that yes she has a motherly side, even if it does tend to peek out around Eliot.]

Und vat if I started asking to haf 'tea' vith him? Vould you allow it?