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[alwaysimpaled]

This is a message for the "South Attleton Safety Society."

Fuck off. Using powers for personal gain falls under assault and is already covered by the legal code. I'm not going to outlaw people being born a certain way. Hell, if I'm being brutally honest here, the demon license I implemented was aimed primarily at one person.

Also, any heckling of or otherwise interfering with people based on some stupid notion of 'normies vs power' is going to be classified as disturbing the peace, and my deputies will arrest and fine you.

Attleton doesn't need civilians playing soldier out of boredom. Go back to making stupid complaints to my office about garden gnomes and flamingos.

[Before cutting the feed Dante is going to angrily chuck a balled up newspaper off screen.]

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private, video; she's too proud to make someone else pay for her, imo.

[fairbrook]

( It's good to hear Rip hasn't cause him too much trouble. For that, she's grateful. )

I see. ( It's at this moment she retrieves a tin of cigars from her pocket. This... might be a long conversation. ) I'm sure you can guess by my manner of contacting you, she is from my world.

( Having opened the tin by now, she plucks a cigar between her fingers and makes to light it up. )

While you might not have any reason to believe me, I can tell you she is a highly dangerous vampire with connections to a Nazi Organization called Millenium. ( Nazi vampires, Dante. Nazi. Vampires. ) Furthermore, it was one of my agents who killed her.

I have no intent to drag my battles into this world, but I fear she may hold a grudge against me, and may very well decide to stir up trouble as a result of my arrival.

( Basically: keep an eye on her. )

private, video; Dante is all about that life. If only his partners were...

[alwaysimpaled]

Nazi vampires.

[There's a beat as he tries to wrap his mind around.]

I believe ya. I mean I've heard crazier - like that time a demonic tower shot up from under a sleepy hamlet south of Glasgow - and she does seem like the type that would shoot people for funsies so.

[He glances at his bottle and sighs.]

I'm gonna need more whiskey. But let me know if she starts giving you trouble. I'm more than capable of shutting down anything she or her boy toy tries.

private, video; gonna segway this in here.

[fairbrook]

Rip, I'm sure I can deal with myself. Actually, my family has perfected a method of sealing one's powers using alchemy if it comes down to it-- although I've never used it myself.

( She's seen how that's affected Alucard, and has come to think the practice inhumane, but it's not something she's completely against using-- should Rip decide to make a nuisance of herself. )

Of her lover, I am less certain. I do not want to make any assumptions of what otherworlders may be capable, but I'll let you know if they cause any ruckus.

( She notes the alcohol, pondering. )

You seem tired, Dante. I don't suppose you could use any help?

( Or a break. )

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[alwaysimpaled]

If you need reagents for your alchemy let me know. I've got access to a rather powerful alchemical catalyst. As far as Augustine goes, I can handle him. He's a demon summoner, I'm a demon hunter. Nothing he can throw at me is going to slow me down.

[As to the question, Dante looks at his now empty whiskey bottle and sighs.]

I could use a less overactive liver if you've got one of those. Otherwise the only help I could use is some Oni Sake from Chiedren in Fayren. If you'd be so kind to pick some up and put it on my tab I'd be eternally grateful. I also understand if you'd rather not. "Old Hell" isn't the most inviting of places.

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[fairbrook]

Hopefully it shouldn't come to that. I've been assigned to the department in Everglade, so while I have an obligation to protect civilians as both an officer and a knight, I'd prefer not to resort to it unless she poses herself a constant threat. In essence, the process would bind her soul to my blood, giving me control over when and how she is able to use her powers.

( And ask yourself, does she really want to make an obnoxious Nazi vampire into her servant? N O. )

If I were to be honest, the idea makes me uneasy. It's only been used in my family once, you see. ( Ha... ha... ) I shall keep you in mind, though understand, it's not an option I take lightly.

( She taps her chin in contemplation )

As for your request, it would be no trouble at all. I could stand to familiarize myself with the surrounding cities, and I can assure you that I've likely dealt with worse.

( Is anything worse than living with Dracula on top of constant hostility from the Vatican? )

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[alwaysimpaled]

[He nods a bit.]

Understandable. Again though, let me know if you need a resupply of any kind. I such at alchemy but with the catalysts I use I can make just about anything I need, so someone with your skill might be able to do more.

[The statues of the god of time were very useful like that.]

The denizens of Chiedren are nice enough. They pick fights with me because they know I can go toe to toe with 'em. They should leave you well enough alone. Just... bundle up. Hell kinda froze over. Hard.