[Video]

[alwaysimpaled]

This is a message for the "South Attleton Safety Society."

Fuck off. Using powers for personal gain falls under assault and is already covered by the legal code. I'm not going to outlaw people being born a certain way. Hell, if I'm being brutally honest here, the demon license I implemented was aimed primarily at one person.

Also, any heckling of or otherwise interfering with people based on some stupid notion of 'normies vs power' is going to be classified as disturbing the peace, and my deputies will arrest and fine you.

Attleton doesn't need civilians playing soldier out of boredom. Go back to making stupid complaints to my office about garden gnomes and flamingos.

[Before cutting the feed Dante is going to angrily chuck a balled up newspaper off screen.]

Comments

Re: Action

[crimsongirl]

I'm a shinobi. So I can sneak around easy enough. Fast too so anyone normal can't keep track of me. And naturally I know how to blend in. I can keep track of those bothering you, keep damage to a minimum and all that.

I was at the top of my class before Dogen screwed all that up, so I know what I am doing.

Action

[alwaysimpaled]

[The talk of stealth gets an arched eyebrow. She seemed about as sneaky as him what with all those swords, and the fashion sense didn't exactly scream "ninja sneaking attire" but he doesn't say anything on that regard.]

That's good to hear. That said, I should probably mention that most of the stuff we deal with in Attleton is... fairly low on the threat priority. You're gonna have a lot of paperwork and reports to file about really petty shit.

[He motions to a stack of papers on his desk.]

That's all just stupid shit like people complaining about bushes too close to property lines, lawn gnomes, and shit. Think you can handle that?

Re: Action

[crimsongirl]

That's it huh? This city full of that many whiners?

[She shrugs.]

Fine I guess I can deal with that. Better than the last job at least.

Action

[alwaysimpaled]

They've not got a whole lot going for 'em.

[He snorts a bit. Another hand to help with the paperwork.]

Alright, I'll file the necessary papers and be in touch with ya.

Re: Action

[crimsongirl]

So that's it? I expected more honestly.

[Job interviews were usually a lot longer than this. Then again she also had to forge a fake resume in some places.]

Action

[alwaysimpaled]

One of the perks of calling the shots here is I get to choose how people are hired, so, yeah.

[There's a shrug.]

I'm generally a pretty good judge of character, and hate long drawn out bullshit. So yeah. That's it.

Re: Action

[crimsongirl]

Fine. Guess I'll take that as a good thing; less time here. Later.

[With that she rises from her chair...and vanishes as smoke suddenly appears. Once it's clear she is gone without a peep.

Barring the door opening and closing obviously. She ain't no Shadowcat.]