[voice]

[hellfireshurricane]

[There is quite a bit of static at first but when it clears out, a male voice with a light Spanish accent can be heard.]

I am so confused.. This pamphlet is not helping much.

[A long pause then:]

Can anybody help?

[He really hates asking for help.]

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[onlybuildsawesome]

[There's a loud sigh, but Wily is actually feeling a little generous today]

I suppose I can spare a bit of time to help a simpleton.

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[hellfireshurricane]

A simpleton who could shove a tornado down your throat if you got me angry enough so I'd watch it if I were you.

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[onlybuildsawesome]

Listen, I've built robots who can do that and more. If you're trying to impress me you're failing miserably.

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[hellfireshurricane]

You're not doing so well at impressing me either.

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[onlybuildsawesome]

I can understand a simple pamphlet, I think I have one up on you.

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[hellfireshurricane]

[Cue an unseen eyeroll.]

Whatever.

[He hasn't even been here a day and he's already 3845657% done with you.]

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[onlybuildsawesome]

[VICTORY IS HIS!]

So what exactly is that pitiful mind of yours having trouble understanding?

Is being trapped in another world a little too much for it to comprehend? Or are you upset that you might actually have to do some work around here to get by?

[Video]

[solar_flare]

[Yang might not be able to see his face, but she's got a sixth sense about this kind of thing. Whoever's talking? She has a feeling she wants to get to know him better. Like, right now.]

Sure I can! What can I do for you?

[Video]

[hellfireshurricane]

[After a moment of messing with the videophone, Janos finally pops up on the screen, leaning against the wall near the entrance to the Bay.]

How long this blizzard's supposed to last for starters.

[He's trying to get up the nerve to brave the weather right now, it looks like.]

[Video]

[solar_flare]

[Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! Still got it.]

Probably the rest of the day. What's tomorrow, the sand storm? Hold on...

[Yang tilts out of screen, and there's the crackling of newspaper that's been dried after being way too wet.]

Nope! Lightning storm. Tornado after that. Not sure which one you'd rather take your chances on, but it's probably a good idea to get yourself an apartment.

[Video]

[hellfireshurricane]

Tornado? That I can handle.

[Smirk]

But yes, I suppose I should drag myself out of here and go find a place.

[Video]

[solar_flare]

Yeah, you--

--wait, you can handle tornadoes?

[That's piqued her interest.]

Is that part of your Semblance or something?

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[hellfireshurricane]

My what?

[Apparently you aren't from where he is.]

Ah...something like that.

[Video]

[solar_flare]

Well what is it?

[He's so mysterious!]

[betel_geuse]

"Nope. From what I've gathered the past few weeks, no one else knows much more than what is in the pamphlet, either. People arrive here and that's pretty much it. Even the government is made up of people like us."

[baconandsnausages]

What we've got in the pamphlet amounts to what we've got detail-wise, pretty much. Sorry, dude.

The weather is pulling some freaky shit, so I would listen to that bit of advice about getting a place to live though - Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.