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[Too soon? Never. Lydia's merely grinning at the screen, though the appearance is more vicious than her normal grin would be.]

Usually I keep to myself a little longer before doing this, but I think we need to have a little chat about something.

I'd like to say, whatever little utterly precious [there's nothing but venom in those words] anon decided to put that little poll out needs to mind their own damn business. You sound like someone that's a human and, guess what, you have no idea how this city works and you're very clearly unaware of how in over your head you are.

I suggest next time you do some research before saying absolutely stupid shit that gets you reamed by everyone in Everglade. 'Kay? Hunting already isn't allowed in Everglade so if humans feel unsafe in the city, they have the option to fucking leave and go to the other three fucking cities where they can be all scared of us there. Honestly, how stupid.

On that note, guess who didn't get hit with the whole monster thing. I guess I'm enough of a monster on my own, who would have guessed? As a lobbyist for the Undead and Deceased Civil Rights Movement, if you have any questions about what the dietary needs or need any other on what kind of creature you are, feel free to hit me up. If I don't know off the top of my head, I have tons of resources there in particular.

That's all darlings, enjoy the rest of your week~

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But if they leave that wouldn't be as fun.

[Baldur is bored for the most part. His cat ears moved slightly.]

But with the poll thing... It has got me thinking about a few things, no doubt about that.

It's better than hearing them do nothing but bitch about how awful we are.

[She's quiet for a moment on that last part, leaning back in her chair with the tiniest of frowns.]

No reason to let it do that, everything about it was garbage as far as I'm concerned.

Someone needs to bring the fear. Not my fault if I want to cause that, makes the world more fun. If all humans were to then leave then you'd basically lose that fun in the first place. Unless you know how to terrify a werewolf?

[He shrugged slightly.]

Well except to think about what not to do obviously.

Oh darling, there's ways of scaring everyone if you can just figure out how to pull it to the surface. Humans aren't necessary, they're just the easiest. [She would know, not that she'd ever say that on a public network.]

It was clearly someone new and human, if I had to venture a guess. But I suppose it serves a purpose to show the new ones how to not be absolute morons.

Eh, I found some angels can be just as easy. They sometimes jump if you just say boo behind them.

[He couldn't help but smirk slightly.]

It's a very good purpose. I can at least learn not to be one. They are probably stuck as a moron for the rest of their lives. Let the ones who know better handle Everglade like you and me.

[Considering he lives there and all.]

I can't say I've had the pleasure of coming across an angel yet to debate or agree to that fact~ [Though she's absolutely curious now that the idea has been put in her mind, not exactly the safest bet there.

But that smirk gets a slow raise of a brow. He's... at least pleasant to speak to like this.]

It's clear enough they haven't lived here long, either. I think I've been here... oh, about a year or around that by now and it's certainly calmer than when I first got here. Seeing someone... try and fix something that isn't broken is always far more annoying than I'd care to admit.

But what do I know, the majority didn't want me in charge of Everglade last time~

It will be a fun experience for you I am sure.

That's longer than I have been. I will be coming up six months or so. [And it's why he is at least aware of the last election and how those went.]

Ah, I remember them well. I had thought of trying myself, but it was too soon. I don't really get why people think picking someone who has done nothing was a smart idea. Shows the world is nothing but a bunch of dumbasses really.

[Here, Lydia. Have a slow clap.]

It was a pretty stupid poll.

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