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genessia2018-11-03 08:23 pm
brat_from_hell) wrote in genessia2018-11-03 08:23 pm
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[Phibrizzo sure looks pleased with himself.]
I've just started up a brand new business! It's called Runic Security, and with my magic, I can put up barriers around your home to keep out anyone who's not supposed to be there.
[To demonstrate, he has two mice present and a cage with an open door. After casting the barrier, one of the two mice is able to move freely. The second one is completely unable to get inside to get at the food he's left inside the cage.]
It's mostly for Everglade, since some anonymous person seemed to think people weren't feeling safe. This is a way better use of your money than paying someone to write down some laws, don't you think?
[After all, someone who's breaking and entering is already disregarding the law.]
You can hire me for other cities, too. If you're renting, your landlord is still going to be able to get in, but it's a good option if your landlord's slow about fixing locks.
I've just started up a brand new business! It's called Runic Security, and with my magic, I can put up barriers around your home to keep out anyone who's not supposed to be there.
[To demonstrate, he has two mice present and a cage with an open door. After casting the barrier, one of the two mice is able to move freely. The second one is completely unable to get inside to get at the food he's left inside the cage.]
It's mostly for Everglade, since some anonymous person seemed to think people weren't feeling safe. This is a way better use of your money than paying someone to write down some laws, don't you think?
[After all, someone who's breaking and entering is already disregarding the law.]
You can hire me for other cities, too. If you're renting, your landlord is still going to be able to get in, but it's a good option if your landlord's slow about fixing locks.