03 ❄ Video

[behindthefakesmile]

[First view people will be getting is of a sign with a picture of a cat eye on it. Why one might be thinking, but it soon become apparent as the device moves back to reveal the wording underneath the sign saying 'The Cat's Eye' It wasn't long until it turns around and Fai appear with his goofy grin across his face.]

Good morning everyone. As you can see my cafe is ready for a grand opening which will hopefully be today. I figured advertising it will be helpful here at least.

[Better than doing something else he figured, if it's easier it's better in his mind.]

Because it's a grand opening the first day is on the house, but... payment would be in the form of spreading the word for me. After today it can come in one of two ways, depending on which I find more useful at the time. If you are curious about what one method of payment is, please contact me in private so I can explain.

[He pauses for a moment, he figured that was all he needed to say right now. He figured anyway.]

I hope to see you all, or at least to the grand opening.

Comments

[behindthefakesmile]

TV? AH, I think there was something called that in another world I was once in. It was certainly a strange little device.

But what about that?

[ifbymyhands]

Random monsters when you least expect them, that's what!

[behindthefakesmile]

...I'm not quite sure if I'm understand the connection between random monsters and a TV.

[ifbymyhands]

What I mean is, have you ever watched TV in your life?

[behindthefakesmile]

Not really, no.

[ifbymyhands]

Even then, you must have some kinds of stories.

[behindthefakesmile]

Stories, I probably have, but those are not to be told.

[ifbymyhands]

Ohhh, inappropriate ones, huh?

[behindthefakesmile]

No, just things I don't wish to talk about.

[ifbymyhands]

Too bad. That would be funny.

[behindthefakesmile]

[He couldn't help but wonder the reason for her to say that. What could be funny about something inappropriate?]

I'm sorry, but how would it be funny?

[ifbymyhands]

I don't know, how wouldn't it?

[behindthefakesmile]

If I knew I would be asking the question now would I?

It just seemed like you understood why it was funny.

[ifbymyhands]

Because inappropriate stories are always funny.

[behindthefakesmile]

I'm sure for the one listening it might. Not so sure for the one it's about.

[ifbymyhands]

Maybe, maybe not.

[behindthefakesmile]

Depends, I suppose but still. I guess I would see the funny side to it but others might not.