A Dire Situation [text]

[om_nom_namur]

So i find the shitty pups i bin luking 4
Only taeks me 3 weeks cuz find sum damn pups in the forest with no leads and no scents aint hard at all
Thers 4 of them they sez

Screw u
Yall cant count 4 shit

Ther aint less than a dozen up in this plase
All wite as the driven snow
Badass red eyes tho

So liek

Give the fam back ther 4 that means i still got 8 lil shits 2 figure out wat 2 do with
Just let them loose in the forest maybe but theys babys still rly so ?????
Seems liek a bad idea
Just as well leave them were they is at that rate
Or strait up feed them 2 a dragon cuz thats wats guna happen cuz they cant blend for shit

Anyway if any of u folks got any brilyent ideas for a shitload of dire wolf pups im all ears

Also dont talk at me rn they aint seen me watching them yet
Just text
I got the phone on silent mode




Inb4 1 of u chuckelnuts pipes up abowt my spelling its perfect shut up and tell me wat 2 do with the damn babys cuz it aint like thers a wolf orfanij u no wat im saying?

TIA

Namur

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[justicereigns]

Take a picture, pull on people's heartstrings better.

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[crimsongirl]

DON'T YOU DARE FEED THEM TO A DRAGON!

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[singinghuntress]

I want one.

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[thefirething]

I gotta talk to my dad and his girlfriend first, but I may want a direwolf pup.

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[hellorhighwater]

if you havent given them all away yet ill take one of them off your hands

possibly two but definitely one

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[swiftasadeer]

[ This was really hard to read but Arya caught the most important words: dire wolf pups. ]

I want one!

I even have experience, I raised one before!

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[om_nom_namur]

Idk maybe theyd be gud 2 fatten them up tho
Get sum meat on the damn things

U ever eat dragon bbq?
Its shit but the humans <3d it

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[om_nom_namur]

I figyurd u wud say that

Boy or girl?
Gud odds thers both

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[om_nom_namur]

Idk that these things is civulyzed
U want a giant fairul wulf pup 4 srs

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[om_nom_namur]

Man I uzhally get lecshurrd 4 steeling or sum shit but if its wild forist beasts everybudys all 4 it huh?

Idk how meny ther is 4 shur but shur 2 r urs y not

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[om_nom_namur]

[Shit he pushed the button. Arya's voice broadcasts loud and clear out of his speakers and Namur curses, hurriedly pushing more buttons to try and make it shut off.]

DAMN IT GIRLIE I SED TXT ONLY
IM STILL HUNTING THE SHITTY PUPNAPPURS

Well shit they herd it
Bbiab

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[crimsongirl]

I never did eat a dragon before...

[There is a pause before she snaps out of her hunger.]

God no! I don't care if it's the best meat ever! Just...fine I'll take one. Try and get me a girl if possible.

[She knew it was gonna go down this route. She didn't trust this guy anyway.]

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[swiftasadeer]

sorry i'm not good at text either and i coudlnt read h alf of what you said

where are you i can help i ve caught cats before

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[om_nom_namur]

Sownd it out it helps

Aint hunting cats im hunting ppl
Least they herd a lil girl
So wen they see ME they gunna piss therselfs lol
Just w8ing 2 see if this is all of them

But its a cassel in the forist in fayren
U no
1 of the 100s hidden in the trees
Um
U no how 2 reed a cumpass?

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[om_nom_namur]

1 gurl w/ ur naem on it

Wat is urname neway?

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[crimsongirl]

The name's Homura. And who are you?

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[singinghuntress]

You know me so well~.

Doesn't matter. I'll love it either way.

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[swiftasadeer]

[ Letters and numbers and mixing and it is very confusing. ]

i can read a compassa but i dont have one

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[thefirething]

for serious i want a giant feral wolf pup

why would i lie about that

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[om_nom_namur]

Namur

Lissen im abowt 2 jump thes basturds but were in fayren so if u start hedding over 2 the bounty office thats wher the pups is guna b

Famly that made the bounty gets first dibs but after that yall gotta duke it out catch me?

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[om_nom_namur]

O7 b thinking up names i gess

And uh mabe tell rowan

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[om_nom_namur]

Idk sum ppl lie
Or they dont think shit thru
Idk its just a thing

Im guna jump the nappers now so make ur way out 2 the fayren bounty office cuz thats were im g7na herd these lil shits after i bust sum heds ok?

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[thefirething]

sounds like a plan

be careful


see you soon

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[om_nom_namur]

Shit

How r u @ tracking?

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[singinghuntress]

I'll think of several names.

Probably.