A Dire Situation [text]

[om_nom_namur]

So i find the shitty pups i bin luking 4
Only taeks me 3 weeks cuz find sum damn pups in the forest with no leads and no scents aint hard at all
Thers 4 of them they sez

Screw u
Yall cant count 4 shit

Ther aint less than a dozen up in this plase
All wite as the driven snow
Badass red eyes tho

So liek

Give the fam back ther 4 that means i still got 8 lil shits 2 figure out wat 2 do with
Just let them loose in the forest maybe but theys babys still rly so ?????
Seems liek a bad idea
Just as well leave them were they is at that rate
Or strait up feed them 2 a dragon cuz thats wats guna happen cuz they cant blend for shit

Anyway if any of u folks got any brilyent ideas for a shitload of dire wolf pups im all ears

Also dont talk at me rn they aint seen me watching them yet
Just text
I got the phone on silent mode




Inb4 1 of u chuckelnuts pipes up abowt my spelling its perfect shut up and tell me wat 2 do with the damn babys cuz it aint like thers a wolf orfanij u no wat im saying?

TIA

Namur

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[justicereigns]

Take a picture, pull on people's heartstrings better.

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[om_nom_namur]

Luv me gullboy
Ill b urs 4evur

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[crimsongirl]

DON'T YOU DARE FEED THEM TO A DRAGON!

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[om_nom_namur]

Idk maybe theyd be gud 2 fatten them up tho
Get sum meat on the damn things

U ever eat dragon bbq?
Its shit but the humans <3d it

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[singinghuntress]

I want one.

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[om_nom_namur]

I figyurd u wud say that

Boy or girl?
Gud odds thers both

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[thefirething]

I gotta talk to my dad and his girlfriend first, but I may want a direwolf pup.

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[om_nom_namur]

Idk that these things is civulyzed
U want a giant fairul wulf pup 4 srs

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[hellorhighwater]

if you havent given them all away yet ill take one of them off your hands

possibly two but definitely one

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[om_nom_namur]

Man I uzhally get lecshurrd 4 steeling or sum shit but if its wild forist beasts everybudys all 4 it huh?

Idk how meny ther is 4 shur but shur 2 r urs y not

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[swiftasadeer]

[ This was really hard to read but Arya caught the most important words: dire wolf pups. ]

I want one!

I even have experience, I raised one before!

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[om_nom_namur]

[Shit he pushed the button. Arya's voice broadcasts loud and clear out of his speakers and Namur curses, hurriedly pushing more buttons to try and make it shut off.]

DAMN IT GIRLIE I SED TXT ONLY
IM STILL HUNTING THE SHITTY PUPNAPPURS

Well shit they herd it
Bbiab

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[guitar_hero]

I'll take one! [he may be a bit too excited about this] Of course I'll have to modify my side car

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[om_nom_namur]

Bruh this thingg is guna grow up 2 B a car
Leest as big as 1

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[fashionably_strong]

I'll take one!

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[om_nom_namur]

Ok who r u?

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[ubiquitously]

I’m living on some private property in Fayren, with plenty of space for wolves to grow up.

Do any of the kids still need a home?

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[om_nom_namur]

Shure how many u want?

Also these r DIRE wolfs not normal 1s
Just so u don't getmad at me l8r

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[gip_u202]

[Rowan barely, barely makes it through deciphering Namur's post before at last heaving a slow sigh and beginning to compose one of her own. She's sure she's going to regret this, but...]

If you need help with them, all you need to do is ask. I do have some experience with their kind, after all.

...The same could be said of whoever thought taking them was a good idea, for that matter.

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[om_nom_namur]

I uh

Ya
Mite need sum help

These lil shits herd abowt as gud as cats in a field of catnip
And i got 3 asshats I'm dragging in

Who the hell needs more than a dozen pups anyway?
Liek
The hell u gunna do with them all?

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[myfayevalentine]

Well there goes my Xmas gift idea - Smoker's already claimed one.

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[om_nom_namur]

Sory swetehart
Didnt mean 2 b ur competishin

So shits going gud ey?

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[kalmaleader]

[Well, looks like there's plenty of takers already. Oh well. He'll make this private as he types slowly with his big claws.]

...If you have any left to feed to a dragon, I won't object.

[Hint, hint?]

Although I would wait until they're fully grown.

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[om_nom_namur]

LMAO

Lissin idc wat u do tbh
Mite lose 1 or 2 in the forist if u no wat i mene

Guna b heding 2 the fayren bownty offis so w8 arownd there ya?

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[psychica_ratione]

I'll take one if you have any left?

[ Adam has a soft spot for the abandoned. Or in this case the forcibly removed. ]

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[om_nom_namur]

Shur y not?

U did notis i sed dire wulf tho right?
Things guna b bigger than a car
Also they ete ppl uzhally

[phoenixstrut]

DON'T FEED THOSE BABIES TO A DRAGON!!! D:

[om_nom_namur]

Duv pls its caled nach
Shit no i no this 1
Natural selection

Im not feeding ne1 2 nething
Its just wat wud happen if i let them loos w/o a pack 2 protect them

Tho thers a dragun sed they want 2 taek 1 or 2 to rais so uhhhh i mene idk wats going 2 hapen ther

[orlokbutterfly]

[He doesn't need it. He doesn't need it. He doesn't need it.]

Do

Do you still have any

I need one

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[om_nom_namur]

If u hurry b4 the dragun takes the rest

[awshift]

[He sees the mass text later on when he's scrolling through the network, trying to figure out what the hell it is and how it works.]

Any left?