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genessia2018-12-19 11:49 pm
lordofterror) wrote in genessia2018-12-19 11:49 pm
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Conquest 1 [OTA] - backdated 12/17
Action:
[During the day on the 17th, there would be multiple sightings of a decidedly under-dressed-for-the-weather kid getting into scraps with snow monsters.
...which in this case means punching them or headbutting them or biting them or exploding in huge fire tornadoes, and not really seeming any the worse for wear, so much as increasingly annoyed, aside from the occasional bout oftiny evil cackling after destroying his enemies. Don't mind him, he's just assuming that's how this world is going to be all the time. It seems only natural, after all.
At least, until someone grabs his attention.]
Network:
[Not one to ask for help or admit to needing it, it doesn't even really occur to him to use the network until that evening, and frankly he's annoyed at having to rely on a piece of obviously human-style technology, anyway.]
This is how humans talk to each other? You'd look tiny on this. I'd look tiny on this!
[Judging by his background he's probably pretty small to begin with, but whatever.]
Whatever. This is King Laharl, Overlord of the Netherworld speaking. However the hell I got here, I'm going to need vassals. As long as you don't screw up, you'll be treated well: you get to start out at 1% of all the plunder you can get your hands on, and I probably won't need much cannon fodder, around here. You can start lining up right away.
[During the day on the 17th, there would be multiple sightings of a decidedly under-dressed-for-the-weather kid getting into scraps with snow monsters.
...which in this case means punching them or headbutting them or biting them or exploding in huge fire tornadoes, and not really seeming any the worse for wear, so much as increasingly annoyed, aside from the occasional bout of
At least, until someone grabs his attention.]
Network:
[Not one to ask for help or admit to needing it, it doesn't even really occur to him to use the network until that evening, and frankly he's annoyed at having to rely on a piece of obviously human-style technology, anyway.]
This is how humans talk to each other? You'd look tiny on this. I'd look tiny on this!
[Judging by his background he's probably pretty small to begin with, but whatever.]
Whatever. This is King Laharl, Overlord of the Netherworld speaking. However the hell I got here, I'm going to need vassals. As long as you don't screw up, you'll be treated well: you get to start out at 1% of all the plunder you can get your hands on, and I probably won't need much cannon fodder, around here. You can start lining up right away.
[Video]
You'd do better offering 20% for a start. Maybe you'll get more recruits, then.
[Video]
[He crosses his arms, staring into the screen like she just said people should benefit by their labor, or something equally nutty.]
They're already not getting turned into Prinnies, so they're starting out ahead.
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[Yoshiya sounds way too interested. A normal person might resist the idea, but Yoshiya isn't that kind of normal. He was a personal valet back home and does miss having a purpose.]
[Video]
[Yeah Etna has no chill, as per usual.]
Flonne is... around. Somewhere. And I've already started deducting Prinny wages until they get a bill passed summoning us back to the castle.
[Video]
[He glares into the camera for a second--then thinks through what she'd just said after.]
...that's your incentive for them to get us back?
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[Laharl gives him a matter-of-fact look like that's just what the word is. ...still, he's heard of valets, before, even if he never really needed one.]
...I guess a vassal could be a valet, but I can only think of one or two demons who'd need one. What're your skills?
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[Sorry, even all these years after Krichevskoy's death, there's only room for one King in her heart.]
I figured a century's worth of wages for every hour I'm here ought to get their butts in gear.
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I worked for someone else as his valet and body double. Um... I can clean, cook, bake, I’m good at sewing and similar repairs, I can speak three languages, I know some fencing and martial arts, I practiced archery... What are you looking for in a vassal, though?
... Wait. Demon? [He’s a bit of a ditz.]
Video. Phone tag fwee
[She's having too much run with it.]
[Action]
Such as when she flies down and destroys a snow monster that's sneaking up on the under dressed guy with a kick.]
I'm surprised you're not cold.
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{ That particular voice and bravado was unforgettable. }
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[An angel in view.]
That's a little ominous for first impressions.
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Looks like the prince has some fans. Gotta admit, I'm a bit impressed.
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[...that point being made, though, the fact is he has no idea at all who he's talking to, or what he's talking about. It wouldn't be the first time he forgot about some ex-vassal of his father's, though, so he takes it pretty much in stride.]
...so who're you?
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[Of course he has fans, he's a role model for young demons everywhere.]
Re: Video. Phone tag fwee
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I guess it's just a matter of time until the Gatekeeper figures out where we were sent, then?
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[Forever cute.]
Laharl. I'm really glad both you and Etna are here.
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[He huffs--then stares at the screen for a second.]
...eh? Why? There a problem?
[He's at least sort of gotten used to this vassals-needing-help-from-their-Overlord thing.
...the idea of someone just being really glad to see him without any other motives still seems too weird to just think of it himself, though. Makes a lot more sense to assume the flower-head's just been getting pushed around without him and Etna there to keep her in one piece.
After all, no one beats up on Laharl the Terrible's vassals without his permission!]
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Not really, I missed you two. For a while, I thought I was going to be alone here. The nexus here isn't bad, but it just wasn't the same.
Even though it's selfish of me, I'm just happy you're both here.
And getting a job like a human is hard.
[Sigh! Trying so hard.]
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...eeh? A human job?
[The only human jobs he'd really encountered were humans trying to pick a fight with the Netherworld, and they both knew how well that had gone.
Also it didn't exactly seem like Flonne's style, given how well her debut as a ninja went.]
...doing what?
[video]
Well...
[GULP. Here goes.]
I tried cooking at a cafe and... that didn't go well. [Don't ask about it!!]
So I tried serving, and the manager wasn't very generous to the customers, so I was. He wasn't happy about that.
[Not to mention the love freak mode. All for love!! ]
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I'll try to make this simple. This isn't your first time in this world, and you wouldn't be the first one to leave, only to return later with no memories of your previous time here.
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Zeref. We knew each other during your previous stay, here. At the time, you were one of the few demons I knew who wasn't one of my own creations. You... weren't quite what I was expecting of a 'natural' demon, but then, I guess I'm not what people expect of the 'Black Wizard' when they meet me, either.
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[They could had been friends, rivals, or fan. Welp, sad angel.]
That's so sad.
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[She's just going to roll her eyes at Flonne.]
Of for crying out loud Flonne. Just think of it as... making friends all over again or something stupid like that.