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[Dante had never been much for tradition. Especially when it came to holidays with any sort of religious connotations. However, this year was different. He'd opened his shop up for business, he ran unopposed for the Guardian position, and he'd even gotten to blow off some steam beating up living snowmen, so he was in rather rare form. And so, Dante decided to unleash upon Genessia something that had never seen the light of day before...]

[It was just after dark when it happened. A loud high pitched screech echoed throughout the area. Anyone coming to a window would see a slightly wobbly Dante holding a royal purple guitar that had lightning running along the neck of the instrument. After half a second, he broke out into a particularly metal version of " God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen " accompanied with a rather spectacular light show of electrified bats.]

[This is why Drunk Dante isn't allowed to be outside. This was a process he repeated several times as he went on a tour of all the cities making sure nobody missed out on his shenanigans.]

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[Guess who's walking home from work one evening to stumble across this jolly rendition of this timeless classic? Augustine, of course. The dhampir didn't quite get to enjoy his Christmas as much as he truly wanted but he's still in the festive spirit judging from his lovely red coat and the out of the ordinary green and white scarf with a gold holiday berry brooch.

The look upon Augustine's face is one mixed with both agitation and amusement as he saunters past slowly. He made it a point to avoid Dante since their last excursion in Everglade and to be frank, he simply doesn't like the demon hunter all that much. That jerk did attack him, after all, and with Aizawa's help. To be fair, the lapse of time between then and now has softened the humiliation some but Augustine is still miffed.

So, cue him holding up his phone as Dante makes a perfect ass of himself. This is great blackmail material, you know.]

Well, someone is feeling rather jolly.

[If Dante were sober, he'd make a comment about assuming he had dignity. Instead, what Augustine would get is Dante's attention, and with it, the show would creep closer and closer to the dhampir as he switched songs. Guess who's getting a personal soundtrack for the night. Hint: It's Augustine.]

[Oh, my God. Why are you getting so close, Dante? Augustine actually takes a step back once this chad comes over singing his wretched little song. The dhampir was still recording for a time, that is until Dante decides to get too friendly and LOUD with him.

It's then that the live stream is shut off.]

Dante! Shoo!

[Yeah no, Dante's not stopping. If anything he's inching closer and closer to Augustine, seeing just how far he can push his favorite punching bag before he pushes back.]

( Kiritsugu isn't one for the holidays. He cannot seem to go 24 hours without hearing something about peace on earth or goodwill towards men. It causes him to want to retreat from the world (what doesn't?), to go through several packs of cigarettes a day.

He might have lightened up somewhat. Shirou and the Tohsaka girl have made it their goal to throw a wrench into his end-of-the-year brooding routine, but that doesn't mean he has to tolerate a - frankly - rude dose of holiday cheer to awaken him from his slumber. )

Do you have any idea what time it is?!

( Dante, there is one very frazzled man standing outside this apartment complex, evidently ready to throw down. )

[Despite the racket he was making, Dante did in fact look up and catch Kiritsugu's protest. The response he would get, however, would likely be less than pleasing.]

Nope. And frankly, don't care.

[And now he's playing Freebird. That's a Christmas Carol, right?]

[Satou got a call about someone singing strange songs at night, so she's here to save the day! She only plans to make sure this person is okay, maybe give them a light scolding, but otherwise go easy on them. It's Christmas-ish and she expects they are drunk.

She did not expect 'them' to be Dante.

As she gets closer, the little witch comes to a slow stop. It takes her a moment to process the scene in front of her, and she is way too quick to accept it.]

Um... Boss? What are you... au. [Her shoulders sink as she sighs.] Why am I not feeling surprised..?

[Putting her magical girl wand away, Satou walks over and reaches out to tap his shoulder. Requiring she get on her tiptoes and everything.]

[As Satou goes to tap him on the shoulder, Dante decides that would be the perfect time to drop to his knees in a powerslide, erupting in a geyser of bats and electricity. Thankfully because of the snow and ice he was able to easily spin around to face Satou.]

Ah, Satou, I needed a backup dancer!

[Homura arrives on the scene as well, already hearing a fuck-ton of complaints. Though when she sees her boss making too much noise through a window...she makes a obvious face of displeasure.]

...If Bulla or Satou win this election, I'm quitting. I don't get paid enough for this shit.

[Dante just gives Homura a cocky smirk.]

What, you'd abandon all this for one of those nerds? I mean they're good nerds but...

[Aizawa heard the sound of the instrument loud and clear. There was no hint of surprise where it came from. Aizawa's hair lifted up as his eyes glowed red towards Dante's direction. If it worked on the weapons before... it looked like one anyway. Plus it's a good attention getter, shut off the power, thank you erasure power.

He will give Dante a minute to register this, if it does. Someone had to shut off the music.]

[Dante doesn't seem to notice that the lightshow and song had stopped. If anything he seems to be rocking out harder, and anytime Aizawa blinks, the show will continue for a split second, much to the annoyance of the bats.]

[Dante please! When Aizawa's quirk resets, he erases it again.]

Dante, go home.

[He says this with glowing eyes... for a couple seconds more.]

Nope. Can't stop won't stop.

[Sorry Aizawa, Dante's having too much fun.]

[Aizawa is just staring... he could rope him up but, Dante is physically stronger than him. Hmm....]

So you don't want a strawberry sundae.

[And currently channeling the purest spirit of rock and roll, making him a slippery customer!]

I can buy my own~! Gonna have to do better than that if you're gonna bribe me.

It was either that or strangle you instead.

[Can he even hear between the music?]

You just don't know how to appreciate good music.

[Dante can hear perfectly with the music. Demon genes being unfair again.]

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